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#1 Nov 05 2007 at 12:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Twin girl with eight limbs to have surgery

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Lakshmi Tatma is a two-year-old girl named after the Hindu goddess of wealth who has four arms. She was believed to have been "sent from God" when she was born to a poor rural family in the Indian state of Bihar.

As news of her birth spread among the 500 inhabitants of Rampur Kodar Katti — a remote settlement without electricity or running water — men, women and children queued for a darshan, or blessing, from the baby.

However, it will require the latest techniques in medical science to separate Lakshmi from her "parasitical", headless, undeveloped "twin", which is joined to her body at the pelvis.

The £100,000 operation will require differently skilled teams of more than 30 surgeons to work in eight-hour shifts to separate Lakshmi's spinal column and kidney from that of her twin.

After attempting to transplant the shared kidney wholly into Lakshmi's body, another team of surgeons will gradually close up her pelvic girdle while re-orientating her bladder and genital systems. Plastic surgeons will then graft skin to cover her wounds while an "external fixator" will be attached to close her pelvis gradually over a three-week period.

The procedure has been described as "like shutting an open book".

Without the operation at the Narayana Health City, on the outskirts of Bangalore, Lakshmi's parents were told their daughter was unlikely to survive beyond early adolescence.

After more than two months of preparation, Dr Sharan Patil, the consultant orthopaedic surgeon leading the operation, said that her team was reasonably confident that the procedure would succeed in helping Lakshmi to survive.

"Fortunately, Lakshmi has one complete body with a near perfect set of internal organs," she said.

"Her skeletal system involves two bodies which are fused together at the level of the pelvis.

"The operation itself, although it presents several challenges, is not the most complex in the world. What is highly unusual in Lakshmi's case is precisely how her bodies are fused, almost mirroring each other."

An X-ray picture shows how the two
bodies are joined at the pelvis

Her mother, Poonam, and father, Shambu Tatma, who earn about 50p a day as casual labourers and are both in their twenties, were turned away by a government hospital when they asked for help to increase Lakshmi's chances of survival.

However, they were brought to Bangalore after Dr Patil visited their village.

"We tried to take Lakshmi to hospital but they turned us away and said nothing could be done," Mrs Tatma said yesterday. "We saved money and even went to Delhi but the hospitals there turned us away too. Lakshmi had never once seen a doctor until Dr Patil came to our village and took an interest in our case.

"I believe that Lakshmi is a miracle, a reincarnation, but she is my daughter and she cannot live a normal life like this."


It seems like every other week there is another freak coming out of there. Look at the X-Ray. That's some weird ****.
#2 Nov 05 2007 at 12:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: yikes .
#3 Nov 05 2007 at 12:43 PM Rating: Decent
So it's a humpbacked spider girl?
#4 Nov 05 2007 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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The X-ray confirms it was merely a case of excessive fetal ***-play.

A common occurrence Smiley: schooled
#5 Nov 05 2007 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
Prince Kaain wrote:
The X-ray confirms it was merely a case of excessive fetal ***-play.

A common occurrence Smiley: schooled


There's no womb for buttsecks around here...
#6 Nov 05 2007 at 12:47 PM Rating: Decent
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
The X-ray confirms it was merely a case of excessive fetal ***-play.

A common occurrence Smiley: schooled


There's no womb for buttsecks around here...


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Indian Magic!

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#7REDACTED, Posted: Nov 05 2007 at 12:47 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Holy mother of Jesus... How does that thing ****???
#8 Nov 05 2007 at 12:48 PM Rating: Decent
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I think if i seen that child running towards me, I would punt it.

Can it even run? Maybe crawling towards me, whatever. I'd still punt it.
#9 Nov 05 2007 at 12:52 PM Rating: Good
I have always said, "Two pelvises are better than one".

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 12:52pm by Barkingturtle
#10 Nov 05 2007 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
Vagina Dentata,
what a wonderful phrase
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I have always said, "Two elvises are better than one".


One Elvis for showin' and one Elvis for Magi's *****.
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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#11 Nov 05 2007 at 12:54 PM Rating: Good
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BonniHoney wrote:
I think if i seen that child running towards me, I would punt it.

Can it even run? Maybe crawling towards me, whatever. I'd still punt it.

First off, I'm not fond of spiders. If that little girl's lower extremities actually work.. and I saw her crawling towards me....

I'd let out a scream that only the most sensitive eared K-9 could hear whilst breaking a new land speed record. That.. or I'd kick her in the face till she stopped being all spidery.

I don't think any jury would convict me under those circumstances.
#12 Nov 05 2007 at 12:54 PM Rating: Good
Someone rated us down, Anna.

I bet it was Stubs.
#13 Nov 05 2007 at 12:55 PM Rating: Decent
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BonniHoney wrote:
I think if i seen that child running towards me, I would punt it.

Can it even run? Maybe crawling towards me, whatever. I'd still punt it.


Maybe it runs like a spider.
#14 Nov 05 2007 at 12:57 PM Rating: Decent
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
It seems like every other week there is another freak coming out of there. Look at the X-Ray. That's some weird sh*t.

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Lakshmi Tatma is a two-year-old girl named after the Hindu goddess of wealth who has four arms. She was believed to have been "sent from God"


How do we know she's not?
#15 Nov 05 2007 at 12:58 PM Rating: Good
Prince Kaain wrote:
BonniHoney wrote:
I think if i seen that child running towards me, I would punt it.

Can it even run? Maybe crawling towards me, whatever. I'd still punt it.

First off, I'm not fond of spiders. If that little girl's lower extremities actually work.. and I saw her crawling towards me....

I'd let out a scream that only the most sensitive eared K-9 could hear whilst breaking a new land speed record. That.. or I'd kick her in the face till she stopped being all spidery.

I don't think any jury would convict me under those circumstances.


You know you guys are evil, right?

That's amazing though, looking at the skeleton... WOW..
#16 Nov 05 2007 at 12:58 PM Rating: Decent
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BonniHoney wrote:
I think if i seen that child running towards me, I would punt it.

Can it even run? Maybe crawling towards me, whatever. I'd still punt it.


Smiley: disappointed Your altruism astounds me.
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#17 Nov 05 2007 at 1:03 PM Rating: Decent
because, Hindus don't believe in God, they believe in Vishnu and all of his magical little buddies! If anything, Hindu Mythology - or religion or whatever - seems most similar to pokemon. What is there? like 250 seperate Gods, with most of them being some incarnation of Vishnu?

The only incarnations of Vishnu that I know for sure, are Ramuh and Krishna
#18 Nov 05 2007 at 1:06 PM Rating: Excellent
Himmelskralle the Righteous wrote:
because, Hindus don't believe in my God, they believe in Vishnu and all of his magical little buddies! If anything, Hindu Mythology - or religion or whatever - seems most similar to pokemon. What is there? like 250 seperate Gods, with most of them being some incarnation of Vishnu?

The only incarnations of Vishnu that I know for sure, are Ramuh and Krishna


Fixed.

And I believe that they are more like the Native Americans, and other tribal people, in relation to their religion. Not Pokémon.
#19 Nov 05 2007 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Himmelskralle the Righteous wrote:
because, Hindus don't believe in my god, they believe in Vishnu and all of his magical little buddies! If anything, Hindu Mythology - or religion or whatever - seems most similar to pokemon. What is there? like 250 seperate Gods, with most of them being some incarnation of Vishnu?

The only incarnations of Vishnu that I know for sure, are Ramuh and Krishna


Fixed.


Fixed again.

Also, it's not so much separate gods as it is avatars of the supreme being, Brahman. Think of them as personalities if you must be so bland.

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 3:12pm by Kaelesh
#20 Nov 05 2007 at 1:08 PM Rating: Excellent
Kaelesh wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Himmelskralle the Righteous wrote:
because, Hindus don't believe in my god, they believe in Vishnu and all of his magical little buddies! If anything, Hindu Mythology - or religion or whatever - seems most similar to pokemon. What is there? like 250 seperate Gods, with most of them being some incarnation of Vishnu?

The only incarnations of Vishnu that I know for sure, are Ramuh and Krishna


Fixed.


Fixed again.


This is why I have an internet crush on you, Kae.
#21 Nov 05 2007 at 1:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Himmelskralle the Righteous wrote:
because, Hindus don't believe in God, they believe in Vishnu and all of his magical little buddies! If anything, Hindu Mythology - or religion or whatever - seems most similar to pokemon. What is there? like 250 seperate Gods, with most of them being some incarnation of Vishnu?

The only incarnations of Vishnu that I know for sure, are Ramuh and Krishna



Gotta' pray to em' all!


#22 Nov 05 2007 at 1:12 PM Rating: Decent
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
This is why I have an internet crush on you, Kae.


I know. It's ok to love me.
#23 Nov 05 2007 at 1:15 PM Rating: Decent
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At first I was going to act offended, then I realized you meant the dot-on-the head kind.
#24 Nov 05 2007 at 1:16 PM Rating: Decent
Forgive me, I wasn't trying to seem culturally insensitive. Also, I capitalize God no matter whom it refers to. Zeus: God of Thunder. etc.

As far as "My God" - I'm marginally Christian at best. I go to church to meet young girls with low self esteem, I try to believe - but eventually the hypocrisy
gets to me and I go back into my mildly agnostic form.
#25 Nov 05 2007 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
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wow thats cool.
#26 Nov 05 2007 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
Himmelskralle the Righteous wrote:
I go to church to meet young girls with low self esteem.


You're way better off hanging out in the parking lots of abortion clinics.
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