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#52Zackary, Posted: Nov 05 2007 at 11:41 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) And hovercrafts. Also eels.
#53 Nov 05 2007 at 11:51 AM Rating: Default
I dont like skyping... but yes where will be EPIC SKYPE NIGHT!!!
#54 Nov 05 2007 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
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The cake is a lie?
#55 Nov 05 2007 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
I dont like skyping... but yes where will be EPIC SKYPE NIGHT!!!
Hardly, unless you get me to join and belittle you.
#56 Nov 05 2007 at 12:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I actually have a bit of a mancrush on Anna.

It's his husky voice that whisks me back to a time when Poppa would give me rides on his knee.


It's actually my gigantic **** that intimidates your tiny little berries into their berry hole.


If we were to swordfight, your member would fracture and hang lazily crooked after the first clash of fleshy weapons. Then I'd run you clean through, before I jogged around the block triumophantly with your body flopping from my still rigid **** like a ragdoll. After that, i'd totally never wash my balls again.


If we were to swordfight, my member would be the banana to your plantain, my fleshy yellow goo and rapidly rotting skin flopping against your tiny brown imitation of my massive cockhood.
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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#57 Nov 05 2007 at 12:09 PM Rating: Good
I will destroy you, from the inside.

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#58 Nov 05 2007 at 12:10 PM Rating: Excellent
Vagina Dentata,
what a wonderful phrase
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Here is BT clutching my manhood
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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#59 Nov 05 2007 at 12:11 PM Rating: Decent
Anna's ***** has a thumbnail.
#60 Nov 05 2007 at 12:12 PM Rating: Excellent
Vagina Dentata,
what a wonderful phrase
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Anna's ***** has a thumbnail.


BT's ***** has the head of Exodus.
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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#61 Nov 05 2007 at 12:13 PM Rating: Excellent
Lady Annabella wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Anna's ***** has a thumbnail.


BT's ***** has the head of Exodus.


Anna's has a knuckle, but then again, so did Magi's.

Zomg! Anna is Magi!!1!

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 12:14pm by Barkingturtle
#62 Nov 05 2007 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
Vagina Dentata,
what a wonderful phrase
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Anna's ***** has a thumbnail.


BT's ***** has the head of Exodus.


Anna's has a knuckle, but then again, so dis Magi's.

Zomg! Anna is Magi!!1!


Wrong. My name is Handbanana.
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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#63 Nov 05 2007 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
Anna Banana.

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#64 Nov 05 2007 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Anna's ***** has a thumbnail.


BT's ***** has the head of Exodus.


Anna's has a knuckle, but then again, so did Magi's.

Zomg! Anna is Magi!!1!


Anna has a penile goiter? Smiley: lol
#65 Nov 05 2007 at 12:17 PM Rating: Decent
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Maria Banana.

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Anna's got nothing on Maria. Sorry.
#66 Nov 05 2007 at 12:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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BT.

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