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#1 Nov 05 2007 at 7:34 AM Rating: Good
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This test apparently measures if you are stupid. Anna=not stupid.

I put this in here b/c people are constantly referring to everyone as stupid in varying degrees and we thought we'd might want something to determine it. And as we all know, online quizzes are the method to which all intelligence is determined.

How about the Am I gay test? Because we are also kind of the gay section of Alla, which in many ways is much better than being like the ******* breeders of the rest of the site. Or if you are a lesbian.

Anna apparently scored:
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Omg I don't think you could become any more gay, you reek of it! Gay pride all the way, and if you want to hook up and celebrate this gay pride then I will be here, just for you my lovely lesbian.
which is a relief because Goddamnit, men suck.

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 10:44am by Annabella
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#2 Nov 05 2007 at 7:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm totally smrt. I did not, however, know whether to include Pluto in the solar system question. I suspect I missed that one.
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#3 Nov 05 2007 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
I'm totally smrt. I did not, however, know whether to include Pluto in the solar system question. I suspect I missed that one.


I know. I was stumped and wasn't sure if the test creators were as smart as me.
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#4 Nov 05 2007 at 7:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm 6% stupid. No idea which one(s) I got wrong since it doesn't say.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#5 Nov 05 2007 at 7:46 AM Rating: Decent
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I took the test and all it said was that I'm awesome.
#6 Nov 05 2007 at 7:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I'm 6% stupid. No idea which one(s) I got wrong since it doesn't say.


Me too. I wonder if we missed the same question.

Nexa

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 10:50am by Nexa
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#7 Nov 05 2007 at 7:47 AM Rating: Decent
Your Score Summary 
 
Overall, you scored as follows: 
 
90% scored higher (more stupid), 
2% scored the same, and 
8% scored lower (less stupid). 
 
You are 8% stupid. This means... 
 
You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.


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I think, if anything, I missed the planet one because I did not count pluto? Pluto is no longer a planet. Also, I answered Yes to the question of whether I would share the results if it said I was stupid, which probably netted me more stupid points. Other than that, if I missed something, I wasn't reading very well Smiley: grin

Edit: Apparently I missed the one where it asked what the second question was. I answered "Are you a boy/girl", when it realy asked me my age. Doh!

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 9:51am by StubsOnAsura
#8 Nov 05 2007 at 7:48 AM Rating: Good
I'm 10% stupid.. They really need to tell you which ones you missed.. And I assumed Pluto as a planet since it seems to grade on regular school knowledge. Pluto as a non-planet is a bit too recent for them, I'm assuming..
#9 Nov 05 2007 at 7:48 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: grin.
#10 Nov 05 2007 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
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I am smarter than 60% of you. Very sad day for me.

Also, I'm 28% gay. Apparently 1 question netted me 99% more homopoints than the average person.
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#11 Nov 05 2007 at 7:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:

96% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
3% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 3% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.
#12 Nov 05 2007 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
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I am smarter than 60% of you. Very sad day for me.

Also, I'm 28% gay. Apparently 1 question netted me 99% more homopoints than the average person.


Why is there a giant phallus outlined on the clouds? Smiley: confused


Also, I'm apparently the second stupidest here with 32% stoopid.

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 10:51am by Galkaman
#13 Nov 05 2007 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
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Overall, you scored as follows:



92% scored higher (more stupid),
2% scored the same, and
6% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 6% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.
#14 Nov 05 2007 at 7:51 AM Rating: Decent
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96% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
3% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 3% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.


Screenshot


Edit: added pic

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 9:56am by Daboder
#15 Nov 05 2007 at 7:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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#16 Nov 05 2007 at 7:53 AM Rating: Good
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Galkaman wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I am smarter than 60% of you. Very sad day for me.

Also, I'm 28% gay. Apparently 1 question netted me 99% more homopoints than the average person.


Why is there a giant phallus outlined on the clouds? Smiley: confused


Also, I'm apparently the second stupidest here with 32% stoopid.

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 10:51am by Galkaman


Smiley: laugh I caught that before you edited it. Care to add a few more percentile just to be on the safe side?
#17 Nov 05 2007 at 7:54 AM Rating: Good
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Galkaman wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I am smarter than 60% of you. Very sad day for me.

Also, I'm 28% gay. Apparently 1 question netted me 99% more homopoints than the average person.


Why is there a giant phallus outlined on the clouds? Smiley: confused


Also, I'm apparently the second stupidest here with 32% stoopid.

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 10:51am by Galkaman


Smiley: laugh I caught that before you edited it. Care to add a few more percentile just to be on the safe side?


Quiet, you. Smiley: tongue
#18 Nov 05 2007 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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Prince Kaain wrote:
Smiley: laugh I caught that before you edited it. Care to add a few more percentile just to be on the safe side?
I was commenting on it when I noticed the edit in what I had quoted. He was quick to fix it, but I'm calling a mistest in there somewhere. Of course, at 40% stupid, I would be looking for anything to discredit this ultimate test of all tests.
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#19 Nov 05 2007 at 7:55 AM Rating: Excellent
You are kinda' smart. Many have done better, but you did much better than half the other test-takers! Good for you.

I've been playing Pokemon red for a while, I wonder if that's why I didn't do too good.

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 8:57am by LobsterJohnson
#20 Nov 05 2007 at 7:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Stand up and be heard! You're 33% gay!

You're straight! You can choose whether or not you should be proud of that. You have just enough gay in you to not look like a liar, but too little to be really gay. You're suprised, aren't you?


Not really.
#21 Nov 05 2007 at 7:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:



94% scored higher (more stupid),
2% scored the same, and
4% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 4% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.
#22 Nov 05 2007 at 7:57 AM Rating: Good
You are 13% stupid. This means...

You are far from stupid. Congrats on a great accomplishment!
#23 Nov 05 2007 at 7:59 AM Rating: Decent
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I think just for the fun of it, I'm going to totally botch one. BRB
#24 Nov 05 2007 at 7:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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11% scored higher (more stupid),
2% scored the same, and
87% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 87% stupid. This means...

Get help. School is cool you know! You should check it out.


Seems about right. Smiley: laugh


Quote:
Your Score: The Straight
Stand up and be heard! You're 43% gay!

You're straight! You can choose whether or not you should be proud of that. You have just enough gay in you to not look like a liar, but too little to be really gay. You're suprised, aren't you?


Smiley: nod
#25 Nov 05 2007 at 8:06 AM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: lolSmiley: laughSmiley: lolSmiley: laughSmiley: lol

And the botched results:

0% scored higher (more stupid),
0% scored the same, and
100% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 100% stupid. This means...

You tried really hard to get this stupidity score. Top 5%? How do you even know how to use a computer?

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Edited, Nov 5th 2007 10:14am by Daboder
#26 Nov 05 2007 at 8:09 AM Rating: Good
This is an ghey stupid test.
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Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:

97% scored higher (more stupid),
1% scored the same, and
2% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 2% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.
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