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#1 Nov 04 2007 at 9:14 PM Rating: Good
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...who needs to give me my code or I'll shank him.
#2 Nov 04 2007 at 9:15 PM Rating: Excellent
I'll give you a good deal on a shiv I carved out of a plastic tampon applicator.
#3 Nov 04 2007 at 9:15 PM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
I'll give you a good deal on a shiv I carved out of a plastic tampon applicator.
It just doesn't have the same meaning unless you carve it yourself.
#4 Nov 04 2007 at 9:17 PM Rating: Decent
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use a straw. Cork the end with your thumb, and bam! Easy shank.
#5 Nov 04 2007 at 9:19 PM Rating: Decent
Sweetums, I regret to inform you that this thread does not meet the criteria I have set forth when I requested you "speak my praises", therefore, no code shall be incoming. Also, no puppy.

You could stand to learn a thing or two about fellating me.
#6 Nov 04 2007 at 9:21 PM Rating: Good
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Sweetums, I regret to inform you that this thread does not meet the criteria I have set forth when I requested you "speak my praises", therefore, no code shall be incoming. Also, no puppy.

You could stand to learn a thing or two about fellating me.
Go easy on her, BT. She's young; she still has dignity and hope.
#7 Nov 04 2007 at 10:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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up up down down left right left right b a
#8 Nov 05 2007 at 1:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Mindel wrote:
Go easy on her, BT. She's young; she still has dignity and hope.


But thats the problem, isn't it?
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Just as Planned.
#9 Nov 05 2007 at 2:11 AM Rating: Good
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Timelordwho wrote:

But thats the problem, isn't it?
Not for another 7 months or so.
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