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#1 Nov 03 2007 at 2:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pepperidge Farm's Brussles cookies, My love for you extends to the farthest reaches of the universe. Stars are born and die, but my love for you will outlast them all. Your subtle chocolate flavor and crispy crunchy texture that is not overly solid as to leave my mouth full of cuts like a bowl of Cap'n Crunch. Once I have consumed the contents of your foiled bag my soul aches. I yearn for your strangely sweet dark chocolate embrace.
#2 Nov 03 2007 at 3:05 AM Rating: Good
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Pepperidge Farm's Brussles cookies, My love for you extends to the farthest reaches of the universe. Stars are born and die, but my love for you will outlast them all. Your subtle chocolate flavor and crispy crunchy texture that is not overly solid as to leave my mouth full of cuts like a bowl of Cap'n Crunch. Once I have consumed the contents of your foiled bag my soul aches. I yearn for your strangely sweet dark chocolate embrace.


x8

Anything else I could possibly say about them would seem unreasonably vulgar next to your refined prose.

#3 Nov 03 2007 at 3:52 AM Rating: Good
That looks like the most disgusting cookie ever made.
#4 Nov 03 2007 at 3:52 AM Rating: Decent
Why do I always imagine Nixnot wearing a wifebeater in his underwear eating a bowl of cereal in a dark room while watching Cartoon Network?
#5 Nov 03 2007 at 3:54 AM Rating: Decent
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LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
Why do I always imagine Nixnot wearing a wifebeater in his underwear eating a bowl of cereal in a dark room while watching Cartoon Network?
Add the cookies and you are spot on.
#6 Nov 03 2007 at 3:54 AM Rating: Excellent
I don't know. If he's watching anything it's probably the home improvement channel. You know how those **** roll.
#7 Nov 03 2007 at 3:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Brill wrote:
You know how those **** roll.
In small groups?
#8 Nov 03 2007 at 4:06 AM Rating: Excellent
nLoD wrote:
Brill wrote:
You know how those **** roll.
In small groups?

They're called ********





And I lay around in a terry cloth bathrobe and spongebob pajamapants when I eat cereal and watch cartoon network thankyouverymuch. Unless it's summer, then I lounge around in what ammounts to a towel with a velcro fastener and a pocket.
#9 Nov 03 2007 at 4:07 AM Rating: Good
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Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
nLoD wrote:
Brill wrote:
You know how those **** roll.
In small groups?

They're called ********





And I lay around in a terry cloth bathrobe and spongebob pajamapants when I eat cereal and watch cartoon network thankyouverymuch. Unless it's summer, then I lounge around in what ammounts to a towel with a velcro fastener and a pocket.
I'm a *** hag in a ******* The benefits are to good to pass up.
#10 Nov 03 2007 at 4:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nixnot, brill, nLod, you have to go follow a link in the Tim Minchin thread. They aren't all NSFW.
#11 Nov 03 2007 at 4:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Nixnot, brill, nLod, you have to go follow a link in the Tim Minchin thread. They aren't all NSFW.
I've had so little sleep that this statement is being written well intoxicated.
#12 Nov 03 2007 at 4:29 AM Rating: Good
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nLoD wrote:
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Nixnot, brill, nLod, you have to go follow a link in the Tim Minchin thread. They aren't all NSFW.
I've had so little sleep that this statement is being written well intoxicated.

This'll wake you up.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZGzhutyOMSk
#13 Nov 03 2007 at 4:31 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm sorry was I suppose to turn off the From First To Last album I've been listening to for the whole night way to loudly to watch that.
#14 Nov 03 2007 at 4:33 AM Rating: Good
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Lido cookies are the best. Unfortunately, I can't find them anywhere. Smiley: crymore

Behold the Lido Cookie:

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#15 Nov 03 2007 at 4:38 AM Rating: Good
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nLoD wrote:
I'm sorry was I suppose to turn off the From First To Last album I've been listening to for the whole night way to loudly to watch that.
I'm sure neither improved the other. So yes.

But why be functional in an insane world?
#16 Nov 03 2007 at 4:53 AM Rating: Excellent
Lady Tasera wrote:
Lido cookies are the best. Unfortunately, I can't find them anywhere. Smiley: crymore

Those were on sale at Target last night too, it's a shame they pale in comparison to the divine circular blessing that is the Brussels cookie.
#17 Nov 03 2007 at 4:55 AM Rating: Good
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Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Lady Tasera wrote:
Lido cookies are the best. Unfortunately, I can't find them anywhere. Smiley: crymore

Those were on sale at Target last night too, it's a shame they pale in comparison to the divine circular blessing that is the Brussels cookie.

I can't eat chocolate anymore. Thanks for reminding me. Smiley: mad
#18 Nov 03 2007 at 4:58 AM Rating: Good
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Lady Tasera wrote:
Lido cookies are the best. Unfortunately, I can't find them anywhere. Smiley: crymore

Those were on sale at Target last night too, it's a shame they pale in comparison to the divine circular blessing that is the Brussels cookie.

I can't eat chocolate anymore. Thanks for reminding me. Smiley: mad
New allergy?
#19 Nov 03 2007 at 5:06 AM Rating: Good
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Lady Tasera wrote:
Lido cookies are the best. Unfortunately, I can't find them anywhere. Smiley: crymore

Those were on sale at Target last night too, it's a shame they pale in comparison to the divine circular blessing that is the Brussels cookie.

I can't eat chocolate anymore. Thanks for reminding me. Smiley: mad
New allergy?
Downside: it's like digesting ground glass, and it gives me severe hangovers. Upside: it gives me euphoria, "like heroin" apparently. The human body is weird, sometimes. But it's only when you give up chocolate that you discover how incredibly pervasive it has become.
#20 Nov 03 2007 at 5:08 AM Rating: Decent
Somehow I thought this thread was going to be about Larry The Cable Guy from reading the title.
#21 Nov 03 2007 at 5:09 AM Rating: Good
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Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Lady Tasera wrote:
Lido cookies are the best. Unfortunately, I can't find them anywhere. Smiley: crymore

Those were on sale at Target last night too, it's a shame they pale in comparison to the divine circular blessing that is the Brussels cookie.


THEY HAVE THEM AT TARGET?!
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#22 Nov 03 2007 at 5:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lady Tasera wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Lady Tasera wrote:
Lido cookies are the best. Unfortunately, I can't find them anywhere. Smiley: crymore

Those were on sale at Target last night too, it's a shame they pale in comparison to the divine circular blessing that is the Brussels cookie.


THEY HAVE THEM AT TARGET?!
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#23 Nov 03 2007 at 6:07 AM Rating: Good
One day I'll invent a chocolate that you can eat Arip, that also won't be filled with mega amounts of calories and then we'll get married and live happily ever after and we'll have a pet wombat and start our own amatuer Kangaroo boxing league.
#24 Nov 03 2007 at 6:11 AM Rating: Decent
I would edit that picture to have chest hair and nipples, but alas, I have 10 min before work. Smiley: lol


Chessmen & milk is where it's at for me.
#25 Nov 03 2007 at 6:15 AM Rating: Good
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remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
One day I'll invent a chocolate that you can eat Arip, that also won't be filled with mega amounts of calories and then we'll get married and live happily ever after and we'll have a pet wombat and start our own amatuer Kangaroo boxing league.
RJ, how can I put this?....

I really like you as a friend.

But if you can cure me of my chocolate allergy, I'll buy you 200 hours with a world class courtesan.
#26 Nov 03 2007 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
Can you just buy me Wombat and a Kangaroo instead?
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