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#27 Nov 02 2007 at 6:26 AM Rating: Decent
stupid kids these days, and even more stupid parents for allowing their children to become spoiled.

they both got what they deserved so it would seem.
#28 Nov 02 2007 at 6:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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My grandmother used to punish me by throwing my down in to a plate of eggs, but in her defense, her French was terrible.
This joke quoted for being one of only a handful of jokes that have actually left me bleeding because of how bad it hurt. Smiley: disappointed
#29 Nov 02 2007 at 6:57 AM Rating: Good
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If my mom had ever interrupted me while I was frying a hamster in Maniac Mansion, I would've kicked her in the cUnt.


I used to love that game.
#30 Nov 02 2007 at 7:00 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
My grandmother used to punish me by throwing my down in to a plate of eggs, but in her defense, her French was terrible.
This joke quoted for being one of only a handful of jokes that have actually left me bleeding because of how bad it hurt. Smiley: disappointed
You love me, Nix, and you know it.
#31 Nov 02 2007 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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Proof that Halo players are a bunch of fucking spazzes.


You needed proof?
#32 Nov 02 2007 at 8:34 AM Rating: Good
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My son did something like this one time when we told him that he had 15 minutes left before he had to get off the Nintendo Cube. We reminded him at 10 minutes, then at 5. Told him to wind things up and turn off the game.

He threw a fit and started off on a temper tantrum, at which point, I grabbed him by his shirt collar, hauled him outside and told him to sit on the porch until he started acting human again. He sat there for a minute stunned that I did that and then proceeded to "run away."

We lived on a military base at the time, 5 miles away from the closest town and once he realized that, he came back home about 15 minutes later.
#33 Nov 02 2007 at 8:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
My son did something like this one time when we told him that he had 15 minutes left before he had to get off the Nintendo Cube. We reminded him at 10 minutes, then at 5. Told him to wind things up and turn off the game.

He threw a fit and started off on a temper tantrum, at which point, I grabbed him by his shirt collar, hauled him outside and told him to sit on the porch until he started acting human again. He sat there for a minute stunned that I did that and then proceeded to "run away."

We lived on a military base at the time, 5 miles away from the closest town and once he realized that, he came back home about 15 minutes later.


Did he quit being a spaz?
#34 Nov 02 2007 at 8:38 AM Rating: Good
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He sat there for a minute stunned that I did that and then proceeded to "run away."

We lived on a military base at the time, 5 miles away from the closest town and once he realized that, he came back home about 15 minutes later.


I never actually attempted to run away as a child. I was always practical and knew I could never make it on my own.

But I fantasized about it and used to write stories about it.
#35 Nov 02 2007 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
My son did something like this one time when we told him that he had 15 minutes left before he had to get off the Nintendo Cube. We reminded him at 10 minutes, then at 5. Told him to wind things up and turn off the game.

He threw a fit and started off on a temper tantrum, at which point, I grabbed him by his shirt collar, hauled him outside and told him to sit on the porch until he started acting human again. He sat there for a minute stunned that I did that and then proceeded to "run away."

We lived on a military base at the time, 5 miles away from the closest town and once he realized that, he came back home about 15 minutes later.


Did he quit being a spaz?


Smiley: laugh

Yup. When he got home, I was calmly dishing up supper. He just sat down at the table and started eating. Asked him if he got my point and he said yeah. Told him that if he pulled a stunt like that again, I'd cut the cord of the power supply.
#36 Nov 02 2007 at 8:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:


Did he quit being a spaz?


Smiley: laugh

Yup. When he got home, I was calmly dishing up supper. He just sat down at the table and started eating. Asked him if he got my point and he said yeah. Told him that if he pulled a stunt like that again, I'd cut the cord of the power supply.


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The world needs more Thumbelynas, please.
#37 Nov 02 2007 at 8:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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My little sister ran away once when she was about 12 or 13. She left a list of demands for her return, such as no longer having a curfew, not being told who she could hang out with, etc.

It was not good when my parents went over to the house she was staying at. The police were called...twice.

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#38 Nov 02 2007 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent
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I never actually attempted to run away as a child. I was always practical and knew I could never make it on my own.

But I fantasized about it and used to write stories about it.


I ran away the legal way.

I lived in Medicine Bow Wyoming for 8 years and got a little tired of the sheltered life (Mormon Family of 9 with a town population of 180~) and joined the Wyoming Air National Guard at 17.

My Parents only signed the paperwork after I told them the Military had agreed to let me take a 2 year break to serve my mission, +1 for gullible parents.
#39 Nov 02 2007 at 9:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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I almost ran away when I was five or so. I packed a paper grocery bag with a change of clothes, probably about a buck in change, a book or two and my stuffed Brontosaurus. Before I reached the front door, my grandmother mediated a peace agreement between myself and my father and the crisis was resolved.

Don't ask me what the crisis was. It probably involved dessert or whether I could go to the zoo.
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#40 Nov 02 2007 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
I ran away when I was fifteen. We had pistols, a couple thousand dollars and lots of assorted drugs. We tried to steal this dude's mini-van and we were gonna drive it to Vegas and rob people for a living. The guy had been tipped off, and was waiting for us, with a shotgun.

We never did make it to Vegas.



Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 10:08am by Barkingturtle
#41 Nov 02 2007 at 9:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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I never actually attempted to run away as a child. I was always practical and knew I could never make it on my own.

But I fantasized about it and used to write stories about it.


I ran away the legal way.

I lived in Medicine Bow Wyoming for 8 years and got a little tired of the sheltered life (Mormon Family of 9 with a town population of 180~) and joined the Wyoming Air National Guard at 17.

My Parents only signed the paperwork after I told them the Military had agreed to let me take a 2 year break to serve my mission, +1 for gullible parents.
LDS are so full of ****, you ******* Jack Morman.
#42 Nov 02 2007 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
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He needs a father figure. I've been angry at my mum, but I've never punched her. If I did I'd have to flee the country before she could phone my dad.
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#43 Nov 02 2007 at 9:21 AM Rating: Decent
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LDS are so full of sh*t, you @#%^ing Jack Morman.


Heh, I havn't been to church in 5 Years, denounce anything Mormon, always coming up with crazy sh*t to scare off the missionaries, and have told my parents I will talk to them about anything, but the minute they push religion, I am not talking to them again.

They havn't spoken to me about it since. As of right now I have no religion, and due to the hipocracy of the Mormon church, I am not against organized religion, and prefer to do my own thing.

I would have to agree whith you whole heartedly, and I tell the same thing to any Mormon tht tries to push their religion on me. Especcially the "Holier than though" Mormons.

On a side note my Brother just left for his mission, the only thing I could say was "Why?" and he spouted off some BS about wanting to serve god to the fullest, I made some reference to him pulling his head out of his *** and hung up. If anybody is in Santa Rosa California, Give him Hell!

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Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 10:41am by Caldone
#44 Nov 02 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
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More fuel for the fire for Jack Thompson. Kid needs a good beating though.
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#45 Nov 02 2007 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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I made some reference to him pulling his head out of his *** and hug up.


You told him to go gay...?
#46 Nov 02 2007 at 9:36 AM Rating: Decent
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You told him to go gay...?


Hmmm...

My Sister and I are the BlackSheep of the Family, both rebels from the mold, her and have both suspected he was Gay from day 1, especially after spending too much time in the bathroom with my other brother Eric on multiple occasions (Hey allegory might be able to relate).

Come on... the kid turned himself into the Bishop for "Self Pleasurement", how more Gay can you get?
#47 Nov 02 2007 at 9:40 AM Rating: Good
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You told him to go gay...?


Hmmm...

My Sister and I are the BlackSheep of the Family, both rebels from the mold, her and have both suspected he was Gay from day 1, especially after spending too much time in the bathroom with my other brother Eric on multiple occasions (Hey allegory might be able to relate).

Come on... the kid turned himself into the Bishop for "Self Pleasurement", how more Gay can you get?


Well, when you are talking about taking something out of his *** and "hug up," I assumed. Now you've just confirmed it for me.
#48 Nov 02 2007 at 9:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Damnit, just noticed the spelling error... DOH!

At least you guys are helping me improve on just about everything :P
#49 Nov 02 2007 at 9:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
Heh, I havn't been to church in 5 Years


They won't let me back in Smiley: frown

Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 11:54am by Senjiow
#50 Nov 02 2007 at 9:56 AM Rating: Decent
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They won't let me back in


If I try to go to the church I was with in WYoming, they lock the door, even when I was passing through on a Sunday and new my Family was there, they locked the door, and since they were in their meetings, they told me I had to wait till they were done to talk to them.

Fortunatly for me my kid brother Alex saw me through the glass door and ran to get my parents.

I raised Alex so it was nice to know I could still trust him :D
#51 Nov 02 2007 at 9:57 AM Rating: Excellent
Caldone the Shady wrote:
Damnit, just noticed the spelling error... DOH!

At least you guys are helping me improve on just about everything :P


Sorry, Caldone, we can't mend a broken mind.

Sometimes we break them, but we have no idea how to put them back together.
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