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#52 Nov 02 2007 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good
tarubstchef wrote:
Back when custody was half and half for my dad and mum , she went crazy at a holiday dinner , claimed to see jesus, and proceeded to tear a picture off the wall and tear the wallpaper off a wall with her eyes closed , she lived in a nut house for a few months , and my dad got full custody (whoo) True story,


That explains so much. Smiley: frown

My mom got really dunk one night, went to see the Chip-n-Dales perform, and swore someone stole her shoes. I was gonna go look for Sora, but then she admitted that she threw them in someone's yard.
#53 Nov 02 2007 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Not to fUck up the tone of the thread or anything, but I simply have to know, since I know your dad is known to sodomize Moogles on occasion.

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"Hey, you're going to lol when you find out that your mom paid you back"
Really?

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That's all that has made you fear for our language on this board? Smiley: dubious
The fact that his father would use it vocally does disturb me quite greatly, yes.
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#54 Nov 02 2007 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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That explains so much :(


That is one of the least traumatic event of my childhood. It was an adventure for sure.

999. hmmm. I shall return after I think up a 1k.
#55 Nov 02 2007 at 10:33 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
That's all that has made you fear for our language on this board? Smiley: dubious
The fact that his father would use it vocally does disturb me quite greatly, yes.


My husband will get up to leave a room and say, "Be are be."

I throw the remote at him, usually.
#56 Nov 02 2007 at 10:33 AM Rating: Good
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I shall return after I think up a 1k.


Take your time.
#57 Nov 02 2007 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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tarubstchef wrote:
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That explains so much :(


That is one of the least traumatic event of my childhood. It was an adventure for sure.

999. hmmm. I shall return after I think up a 1k.


Kao PM'd a few of us yesterday to tell us whoever dings 1k between November 2nd, 2007 and December 31st, 9340 gets instantly bammed.

Something to think about...
#58 Nov 02 2007 at 10:43 AM Rating: Decent
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That explains so much :(


That is one of the least traumatic event of my childhood. It was an adventure for sure.

999. hmmm. I shall return after I think up a 1k.


Kao PM'd a few of us yesterday to tell us whoever dings 1k between November 2nd, 2007 and December 31st, 9340 gets instantly bammed.

Something to think about...


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#59 Nov 02 2007 at 10:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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My mom got really dunk one night, went to see the Chip-n-Dales perform, and swore someone stole her shoes.
The guys in the giant chipmunk suits?
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#60 Nov 02 2007 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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In jest, I occasionally say "SIGH! Clearly disappointed" and if I'm feeling snarky, "Claps happily for you, Hooray!"

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#61 Nov 02 2007 at 10:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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I once told my soccer-mom of a sister that she was "pwnt" but she just stared at me as if I was retarded.
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#62 Nov 02 2007 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
My mom got really dunk one night, went to see the Chip-n-Dales perform, and swore someone stole her shoes.
The guys in the giant chipmunk suits?


Yes, exactly!

Then they take them off to reveal oiled up hard bodies in thongs.

It's very entertaining.
#63 Nov 02 2007 at 11:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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she just stared at me as if I was retarded.


You must be used to that by now?

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#64 Nov 03 2007 at 7:56 AM Rating: Default
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I'm going to start venting my frustration with my mom as a weekly thread, if you don't like it well, then maybe you have pent up mommy issues too and you want to share with the class.

One time I lent my mom 85 dollars, and she didn't pay me back for 2-3 weeks. I said Ben "You're only going to ask for the money back once" so I ask her and she says "Yes, I'll pay you back tomorrow" so I happily wait for the next day when my mommy will finally pay me back...

I come home from work after getting odd message from my dad "Hey, you're going to lol when you find out that your mom paid you back" so I get home and he hands me some letter of "sorry" things like that. So I pull it out, and it's none other than a savings bond in my name! Now this is the funniest part, my grandparents saved money for Nlod, my cousins, and me. Well both my cousins got money and me and Nlod both have yet to get even a hint of getting any money, and my mom also denies the existence of ANY money what so ever. So in the end I have no savings for college, which is why I haven’t really started yet, and my mom had a single savings bond in my name, which she couldn’t cash.




Nlod?
#65 Nov 03 2007 at 9:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I once told my soccer-mom of a sister that she was "pwnt" but she just stared at me as if I was retarded.


Your sister is a dullard. I told a co-worker to feign death in a meeting and he totally got it.
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#66 Nov 03 2007 at 1:25 PM Rating: Decent
This a venting thread? OK then, I have been depressed fir the past few years because my sister was murdered and I haven't gotten over it. It has affected my schoolwork to the point where my constant As and Bs on tests balance my grade out to 50s and 60s.
#67 Nov 03 2007 at 1:32 PM Rating: Good
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I have been depressed fir the past few years because my sister was murdered.


It was only a matter of time till she killed herself to avoid you, anyway. She's probably grateful to her murderer.

Soryy, that was undeservedly mean. I'll make it up to you by offering some small talk.

So, how'd she get killed?
#68 Nov 03 2007 at 1:35 PM Rating: Decent
#69 Nov 03 2007 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
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One word - Matricide. No, it's not for your smelly mattress.
#70 Nov 03 2007 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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Wow, she was gorgeous. That's not supposed to matter, everyone is important, but jeez.

I'm so sorry for your loss. Your sister... and now she's gone forever.

I kind of really dislike how there's this cookie-cutter expectation on children that they are all going to go through primary and secondary school at all the same timings in their lives. In your case, I think that study will be ever so much more productive later in life, when you are through the first huge period of grieving, and have moved into a more peaceful phase.

There's noting like working at a **** job, and realising you aren't qualified for anything better, to massively motivate your attention and homework skills.
#71 Nov 03 2007 at 3:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I once told my soccer-mom of a sister that she was "pwnt" but she just stared at me as if I was retarded.


Your sister is a dullard. I told a co-worker to feign death in a meeting and he totally got it.


Anyone I work with would have laughed nervously, sure that they *should* get the joke, but being suspicious of my motivations.

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#72 Nov 03 2007 at 4:48 PM Rating: Good
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You think you've got it that bad?

I worked my *** off the last two years of high school, saving up for a decent vehicle and college tuition. I put all of the earnings into my various savings accounts to accumulate some nice interest so I could buy a car right before I started college this year.

The bank accounts were all opened as joint accounts with my mother when I was 8 years old or so, so I could put the money relatives sent me into it or whatever. I lived with her until I was 14 until I moved in with my aunt and uncle.

Well I opened my bank statement for the month of July '07 my accounts had been totally stripped. On the verge of a total mental breakdown, I called the bank and demanded to know when the money was taken out and who did it, as far as I knew someone hacked my identity and stole everything I had, and I would never see it again. Apparently dear old mom had decided to take all of the money out without asking, or telling me.

I called my mom next and asked her if she knew anything about it. She replied calmly "Oh, I just need to pay off my mortgage, and I was going to pay you back right away, and you know I'm good for the money sweety. I'm sorry to scare you, there's nothing to worry about you'll get your money back in a few days." I hung up before I could scream into the phone at my only mother in the world, over money.

What could I do from there? I could take legal action for my money back, but then I'd just make my mother's financial situation much worse, as well as mine. My dads been unemployed, or as he calls it "writer's block", for the last 8 years, so he's not going to be any help. My sister owes me almost $1,000 for the debt payments she desperately needed to make, but I know she wont pay me back as long as she needs to pay for her LSD and E fixes.

So I did the only thing I could do. I went to my college website, took out every student loan and grant they offered me, and at $14,000 a quarter for tuition and dorm room, not including books or any personal requirements, when I graduate I am going to be in debt a Lamborghini or two.

There is a plus side though. Because of my incredibly low income family, I can borrow basically all the money I want, but alas, I get no car for three years of work. Plus I got like $1,400 of scholarships from speech and debate team winnings that no one can touch but me.



Moral of the story? Trust no one, not even your own mother and don't make loans to friends, family, or really anyone for that matter.


If I can make it to college with this fucked up situation, I can't really see how an $85 loan could be holding anyone back. But I'm sure you have some great reason you failed to mention, right?
#73 Nov 03 2007 at 5:55 PM Rating: Default
Hey jackasses, nj with sub defaulting a post about a murdered sibling with no explanation. Cause you know I totally made up that news story and my sister being murdered just to get sympathy from people across the world who I will never meet. I mean there's no way I could have feelings or people I care deeply about. It seems that I am just another red shirt.
#74 Nov 03 2007 at 5:58 PM Rating: Good
manwithplanx wrote:
Hey jackasses, nj with sub defaulting a post about a murdered sibling with no explanation. Cause you know I totally made up that news story and my sister being murdered just to get sympathy from people across the world who I will never meet. I mean there's no way I could have feelings or people I care deeply about. It seems that I am just another red shirt.


I don't believe you have feelings and I think your sister is probably more attractive now that she's been decomposing for a couple years then she was when she was alive. In fact, I'd say she was too ugly to live, and that guy did us all a favor by choking the life out of her.

Now someone rate me up.
#75 Nov 03 2007 at 6:11 PM Rating: Good
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Now someone rate me up.


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#76 Nov 04 2007 at 3:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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OrofinOdin wrote:

There is a plus side though. Because of my incredibly low income family, I can borrow basically all the money I want, but alas, I get no car for three years of work. Plus I got like $1,400 of scholarships from speech and debate team winnings that no one can touch but me.


If you have low income, I hope you're getting a pell grant and such.

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