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Or, since you are apparently part Native American, you could go to college on the gubberments dime, flunk out for drinking too much a semester before graduation, go back to the rez, live on wellfare drinking 5 days a week, raise a passel of kids and teach them that it's all the white man's fault.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
Oh and BT she currently owes me 150$ which I haven't brought up since she finally got a decent job.
I gave my mom a car once, because I love her.
My college fund paid lawyer's fees for a crime I didn't commit, too.
Just saying, sh*t is tough all over for all folks. Having a functioning relationship with your mother will be worth far more than a couple thousand dollars in the long run.
It's lucky enough that we're on speaking terms.Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
Or, since you are apparently part Native American, you could go to college on the gubberments dime, flunk out for drinking too much a semester before graduation, go back to the rez, live on wellfare drinking 5 days a week, raise a passel of kids and teach them that it's all the white man's fault.
I will be soon so I can know the exacts on exactly what I get out of the whole thing.Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
Oh and BT she currently owes me 150$ which I haven't brought up since she finally got a decent job.
I gave my mom a car once, because I love her.
My college fund paid lawyer's fees for a crime I didn't commit, too.
Just saying, sh*t is tough all over for all folks. Having a functioning relationship with your mother will be worth far more than a couple thousand dollars in the long run.
Wow. I think BT just made a serious post.
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Wow. I think BT just made a serious post.
They aren't as few and far between as most people suspect.
Nexa wrote:
Not having any money is no excuse not to go to college. Stop being an asshat.
Nexa
Nexa
/nod
If anyone knows how to get through college with no money, it's Nexa.
Edit: I just remembered how spoiled I am. My mother, for about 10 years, bought savings bonds twice a month for me. We used some of them when we bought our house, but I still have about $10,000 left in bonds.
Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 9:37am by Thumbelyna
LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
Next time on Mommy Issues with Ben Johnson we delve into the age of 11-13 living with mommy and having 0 rules or regulations while mommy talks to weird men on the internet!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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I sold my clarinet for $50 for bus fare to get to college.
People like you provide me with VERY good Guitars for about 10% of the new- off the shelf price.
Always finding guitars at Pawn Shops that are in excellent condition, sound great, and the only reason they are there is cause some college kid needed some quick cash :)
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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I sold my clarinet for $50 for bus fare to get to college.
People like you provide me with VERY good Guitars for about 10% of the new- off the shelf price.
Always finding guitars at Pawn Shops that are in excellent condition, sound great, and the only reason they are there is cause some college kid needed some quick cash :)
Preying on others' misfortunes can indeed be quite satisfying.
Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 10:18am by MYteddy
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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I sold my clarinet for $50 for bus fare to get to college.
People like you provide me with VERY good Guitars for about 10% of the new- off the shelf price.
Always finding guitars at Pawn Shops that are in excellent condition, sound great, and the only reason they are there is cause some college kid needed some quick cash :)
Yes, she gets a college education and you get another used guitar to hang on the wall of your trailer.
I can see why you'd be happy.
What's her number? I'll give her a call.
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Yes, she gets a college education and you get another used guitar to hang on the wall of your trailer.
I can see why you'd be happy.
I can see why you'd be happy.
Hey if I can't afford to go to college I might as well try to gather some of the knowledge that may have soaked into their instruments :)
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I just realized how wrong that sounded considering the College Students life :(
Edited again for spelling
Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 10:24am by Caldone
Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 10:31am by Caldone
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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Yes, she gets a college education and you get another used guitar to hang on the wall of your trailer.
I can see why you'd be happy.
I can see why you'd be happy.
Hey if I can't afford to go to college I might as well try to gather some of the knowledge that may have soaked into their insturments :)
Hopefully there's a spelling bee champ with a hankerin' for rockin' out that's strapped for cash in the near future.
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Hopefully there's a spelling bee champ with a hankerin' for rockin' out that's strapped for cash in the near future.
One can hope >.<
Prince Kaain wrote:
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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Yes, she gets a college education and you get another used guitar to hang on the wall of your trailer.
I can see why you'd be happy.
I can see why you'd be happy.
Hey if I can't afford to go to college I might as well try to gather some of the knowledge that may have soaked into their insturments :)
Hopefully there's a spelling bee champ with a hankerin' for rockin' out that's strapped for cash in the near future.
That or he can just go smoke a doobie.
Smoking a doobie improves one's spelling? 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The majority of mine was covered by the VA but I still wore a uniform and live with a handicap now to rate the help. Even after that, I worked 2 jobs to pay the rent and bills and had to take 19 credits a quarter to meet the VA requirements for school and employability after a year (crazy bastards).
It can be done without "mommy and daddy's help" frankly. It's all about desire and will to succeed. There is always a way to work a situation out.
It can be done without "mommy and daddy's help" frankly. It's all about desire and will to succeed. There is always a way to work a situation out.
Samira wrote:
Smoking a doobie improves one's spelling?
Certainly not mine, if I remember correctly.
Nor does it improve my driving skill as I use to insist all the time when I was a kid.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
Oh and BT she currently owes me 150$ which I haven't brought up since she finally got a decent job.
I gave my mom a car once, because I love her.
My college fund paid lawyer's fees for a crime I didn't commit, too.
Just saying, sh*t is tough all over for all folks. Having a functioning relationship with your mother will be worth far more than a couple thousand dollars in the long run.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If my mom had ever interrupted me while I was frying a hamster in Maniac Mansion, I would've kicked her in the cUnt.
Everyone has limits.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Not to fUck up the tone of the thread or anything, but I simply have to know, since I know your dad is known to sodomize Moogles on occasion.
Really?
I fear for my beloved language.
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"Hey, you're going to lol when you find out that your mom paid you back"
I fear for my beloved language.
Did you lose faith?
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
Samira wrote:
Smoking a doobie improves one's spelling?
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Hey if I can't afford to go to college I might as well try to gather some of the knowledge that may have soaked into their insturments :)
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doobie
We don't really have college over here, but I guess the closest thing would be the university. I don't think it costs any money though. You have to pay for the books and such, but not for the classes.
Heck, as long as you're registered as a student the government will pay you a monthly check of around $200-500 (depending on where you live and with whom).
Basically the government pays us to study. Crazy bastards.
Heck, as long as you're registered as a student the government will pay you a monthly check of around $200-500 (depending on where you live and with whom).
Basically the government pays us to study. Crazy bastards.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Zackary wrote:
Not to fUck up the tone of the thread or anything, but I simply have to know, since I know your dad is known to sodomize Moogles on occasion.
Really?
I fear for my beloved language.
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"Hey, you're going to lol when you find out that your mom paid you back"
I fear for my beloved language.
That's all that has made you fear for our language on this board?
Back when custody was half and half for my dad and mum , she went crazy at a holiday dinner , claimed to see jesus, and proceeded to tear a picture off the wall and tear the wallpaper off a wall with her eyes closed , she lived in a nut house for a few months , and my dad got full custody (whoo) True story,
Lord Mazra wrote:
We don't really have college over here, but I guess the closest thing would be the university. I don't think it costs any money though. You have to pay for the books and such, but not for the classes.
Heck, as long as you're registered as a student the government will pay you a monthly check of around $200-500 (depending on where you live and with whom).
Basically the government pays us to study. Crazy bastards.
Heck, as long as you're registered as a student the government will pay you a monthly check of around $200-500 (depending on where you live and with whom).
Basically the government pays us to study. Crazy bastards.
That was the coolest thing I ever heard when my at the time girlfriend told me thats how it worked back home.
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