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#1 Oct 31 2007 at 7:01 AM Rating: Excellent
So my day job is to take calls from people who have computer related problems from within the corporation. We build our own point of sales system, our computers are built in-house with specially built motherboards directly from the local Intel, Windows XP has been so thoroughly modified that microsoft tells us that it isn't their operating system any longer, and pretty much everything that the branches use throughout the world is very specifically create, purchase, modified, and sent to them for the purpose of the business. It's a worldwide corporation and we have around a thousand branches.

So when I take a call, I pretty much know exactly what caused the issue, and how to fix it. When I get a call like I did this morning, which is a normal call where someone touts their horn about being with the company for X amount of years, and it's never ever worked the way that it just did this morning, I can say without a shadow of a doubt that the person isn't correct and work from there. Normaly I'm really good at not really coming right out and saying, "Hey, you're wrong." Normally I am the nicest person and you'll never know that I'm mocking the crap out of you internally and you think I'm the best person. Unfortunately - that was not the case today.

I had this call from some woman who claims that the point of sales system DOESN'T work the way that it's been designed to work for the 5.5 years that I've been with the company. Did I mention that I work in the office that CREATED the software? She kept going on and on... and I snapped. I was the typical rude computer tech on the other end, complete with stupid response to challenge her to have her district manager call me after she asked who my name was so she could tell her DM what I told her.

It was my first call for the morning. If this becomes a trend, I am taking the rest of the day off.
#2 Oct 31 2007 at 7:04 AM Rating: Good
Smiley: frown

When I got to work today, one of our clients had left us each a box of cookies. Here, you can have one: Smiley: cookie

For some reason, everyone in my office calls me if their computer isn't working. I tell them, "Turn it off and turn it back on." They think I'm a genius.
#3 Oct 31 2007 at 7:07 AM Rating: Excellent
ROFL! Thanks.

And yeah - we have scripts that run which in essence reset everything back to default settings upon load up - so the reboot scenario tends to solve a lot of the issues which branches encounter w/ my job as well. Reboot = my friend. Or... remote command prompt:
shutdown /r
I love that command.
#4 Oct 31 2007 at 7:09 AM Rating: Good
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I feel like calling in now... "Hello? Yeah I'm not coming in today. Someone else was having a bad day, and I'm taking that as a premenition..."
#5 Oct 31 2007 at 7:09 AM Rating: Decent
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shutdown /s /t 0 /f /m <someone else's computer> is more fun
#6 Oct 31 2007 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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Mizaru wrote:
I feel like calling in now... "Hello? Yeah I'm not coming in today. Someone else was having a bad day, and I'm taking that as a premenition..."


Mizaru, did you stretch/skew that picture a bit to fit better?
#7 Oct 31 2007 at 7:15 AM Rating: Good
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Tried to. Right now it's at max for the avatar, any smaller and nobody could make out the words, much less read them.
#8 Oct 31 2007 at 7:17 AM Rating: Good
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Mizaru wrote:
Tried to. Right now it's at max for the avatar, any smaller and nobody could make out the words, much less read them.

Yeah.. But.. now it looks like you could play jumprope with those things Smiley: frown
#9 Oct 31 2007 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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Sadly, yes. I'll be the first one to tell you, I royally ****** this one up.
#10 Oct 31 2007 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
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Halloween and I'm home sick. I have a fever and the chills and feel run down and yucky. So not happy right now. There was supposed to be a Halloween costume contest at work and I'm not going to be there to win the cash prize.

ONe of my kids decided that red food coloring would make a WONDERFUL blood appearance in his costume so I have red food coloring on the walls, carpet and furniture from the spill.

Tooday sucks balls.
#11 Oct 31 2007 at 7:56 AM Rating: Good
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Mizaru wrote:
Tried to. Right now it's at max for the avatar, any smaller and nobody could make out the words, much less read them.

Yeah.. But.. now it looks like you could play jumprope with those things Smiley: frown


Seriously Kaain, that's possibly one of the worst images I've ever had on this board.
#12 Oct 31 2007 at 8:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Halloween and I'm home sick. I have a fever and the chills and feel run down and yucky. So not happy right now. There was supposed to be a Halloween costume contest at work and I'm not going to be there to win the cash prize.

ONe of my kids decided that red food coloring would make a WONDERFUL blood appearance in his costume so I have red food coloring on the walls, carpet and furniture from the spill.

Tooday sucks balls.



The joys of child rearing, eh?
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#13 Oct 31 2007 at 9:07 AM Rating: Good
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Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Mizaru wrote:
Tried to. Right now it's at max for the avatar, any smaller and nobody could make out the words, much less read them.

Yeah.. But.. now it looks like you could play jumprope with those things Smiley: frown



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This work out? Couldn't fix it until I got home. Hope it's better.
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