Q: What do you get when you try to goose a ghost?
A: A handfull of sheet.
Q: Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?
A: Her husband had a holloweenie.
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Question:
What is more scarry on Halloween?
A Ghost?
Stubb's lame jokes?
What is more scarry on Halloween?
A Ghost?
Stubb's lame jokes?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
He didn't have the guts! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
As a computer scientist;
Why do computer geeks celebrate Christmas and Halloween at once?
Because 31 OCT equals 25 DEC!
Yeah, even I
d.
Why do computer geeks celebrate Christmas and Halloween at once?
Because 31 OCT equals 25 DEC!
Yeah, even I
d.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
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You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
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Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack!
What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o- lantern by it's circumference?
Pumpkin Pi
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack!
What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o- lantern by it's circumference?
Pumpkin Pi
Q:Why are there fences around graveyards?
A:Everyone is dying to get in.
A:Everyone is dying to get in.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HALLOWEEN YOU CRAZY FOOL.
Nothing you already told her twice.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HALLOWEEN YOU CRAZY FOOL.
Why is a Werewolf walking on the beach like Christmass?
Because he has sandyclaws
Because he has sandyclaws
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