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#27 Oct 31 2007 at 6:26 AM Rating: Good
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
I caught a yeast infection from my dog.

It's on her belly, and she sleeps at my feet. Not as bad as it sounds. Currently she is taking internal antifungals and I am putting monistat 7 on my feet.


Monistat gets rid of common warts. I have no idea if it works on genital warts, never needed to try that.
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#28 Oct 31 2007 at 6:27 AM Rating: Good
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
It only sounds gross. She has it on her belly, not her vag. And it only spreads to humans who are either babies, heavy allergenics, or problem alcoholics.

Guess which one made me succeptible.


Baby? It's baby, isn't it. Because you whine like one, get it. Oh fuck it, I don't have to impress you.

Oh it doesn't just sound gross, it is gross. Wash your feet and bury that mutt.
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#29 Oct 31 2007 at 6:27 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
I caught a yeast infection from my dog.

It's on her belly, and she sleeps at my feet. Not as bad as it sounds. Currently she is taking internal antifungals and I am putting monistat 7 on my feet.


Monistat gets rid of common warts. I have no idea if it works on genital warts, never needed to try that.
Considering the fact that genital warts are caused by a virus, I'm gonna say no.
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#30 Oct 31 2007 at 6:28 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
I caught a yeast infection from my dog.

It's on her belly, and she sleeps at my feet. Not as bad as it sounds. Currently she is taking internal antifungals and I am putting monistat 7 on my feet.


Monistat gets rid of common warts. I have no idea if it works on genital warts, never needed to try that.
Considering the fact that genital warts are caused by a virus, I'm gonna say no.


I thought common warts were caused by a virus as well.
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#31 Oct 31 2007 at 6:31 AM Rating: Decent
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The real question isn't what causes them but can you get rid of Genital Warts with Duct Tape like you can regular warts?

Some Mexican Chrome right on the ole cooter.

Edited, Oct 31st 2007 9:31am by Kaelesh
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#32 Oct 31 2007 at 8:56 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
I caught a yeast infection from my dog.

It's on her belly, and she sleeps at my feet. Not as bad as it sounds. Currently she is taking internal antifungals and I am putting monistat 7 on my feet.


Monistat gets rid of common warts. I have no idea if it works on genital warts, never needed to try that.
Considering the fact that genital warts are caused by a virus, I'm gonna say no.


Oh my beautiful and meaningless thread... what have you twisted freaks done to it?! **cries**

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Oh my beautiful and meaningless thread... what have you twisted freaks done to it?! **cries**



Ah, the birth cry of another OOTer.

I love the smell of placenta in the morning.
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#34 Oct 31 2007 at 9:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"


I thought that was from either logic notations or printing, actually.

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I like the sound laser weapons make.

pew pew pew


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#36 Oct 31 2007 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"


I thought that was from either logic notations or printing, actually.
The mostly likely source is actually an admonishment to children to not confuse the letters "p" and "q" when writing.
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#37 Oct 31 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mindel wrote:
Samira wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"


I thought that was from either logic notations or printing, actually.
The mostly likely source is actually an admonishment to children to not confuse the letters "p" and "q" when writing.


And I always thought it stemmed from a stern reminder to remember your "pleases" and "thank yous".


Edited, Oct 31st 2007 10:32am by Barkingturtle
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#38 Oct 31 2007 at 9:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mindel wrote:
Samira wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"


I thought that was from either logic notations or printing, actually.
The mostly likely source is actually an admonishment to children to not confuse the letters "p" and "q" when writing.


Hrm, could be, I suppose. Except printing predates mass education and text books, and logic notation (If p then q) predates both.
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#39 Oct 31 2007 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Samira wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"


I thought that was from either logic notations or printing, actually.
The mostly likely source is actually an admonishment to children to not confuse the letters "p" and "q" when writing.


And I always thought it stemmed from a stern reminder to remember your "pleases" and "thank yous".
The written record doesn't seem to give us a straight answer. All these are possible.
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Mindel wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Samira wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"


I thought that was from either logic notations or printing, actually.
The mostly likely source is actually an admonishment to children to not confuse the letters "p" and "q" when writing.


And I always thought it stemmed from a stern reminder to remember your "pleases" and "thank yous".
The written record doesn't seem to give us a straight answer. All these are possible.


I like it when there are so many possibilities from whence a truly trivial thing may have sprung. It's like one of those women on Maury who need eleven paternity tests.
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#41 Oct 31 2007 at 9:48 AM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Samira wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"


I thought that was from either logic notations or printing, actually.
The mostly likely source is actually an admonishment to children to not confuse the letters "p" and "q" when writing.


And I always thought it stemmed from a stern reminder to remember your "pleases" and "thank yous".
The written record doesn't seem to give us a straight answer. All these are possible.


I like it when there are so many possibilities from whence a truly trivial thing may have sprung. It's like one of those women on Maury who need eleven paternity tests.
The English language is frothing over with the comingled seed of every Tom, ****, and Noah who ever winked at it during a dollar longneck night.
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#42 Nov 01 2007 at 5:04 AM Rating: Good
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Just to clear things up.

Warts = virus

Yeast = fungus
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I lost a lot of sleep last night because of food poisoning. Thankfully it was digested long enough to not come back up on me, but my stomach hurt so bad I kept having dreams of explosive diarrhea.

Waking up every 30 min to check if you poo’d the bed is highly irritating.
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Samira wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
I thought that was from either logic notations or printing, actually.
The mostly likely source is actually an admonishment to children to not confuse the letters "p" and "q" when writing.
And I always thought it stemmed from a stern reminder to remember your "pleases" and "thank yous".
It comes from the exceedingly long waits for the trains in England. After an hour or two, nature would start to take its toll and eventually you'd need to turn and relieve yourself against the wall. You didn't want to splash anyone with the urine so you were admonished to mind your pees in queue.

True story.
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#45 Nov 01 2007 at 5:32 AM Rating: Decent
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I have 39 stitches just below my left knee, in a horizontal line.
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#46 Nov 01 2007 at 5:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Miss Lippy's car, is green.
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