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At least it was for these people.
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The Z series features a pulsating massage spray, a power dryer, a "tornado wash" flush, and a lid that opens and closes automatically.
Sounds sexy...and painful...interesting.
In before BT
In before BT
PaladinStargazer wrote:
Sounds sexy...and painful...interesting.
Like just about anything that's japanese.
Dude, toilets with built in bidets and dryers and TORNADO POWER flushes sound awesome.
I've lived in japan for 6 years so I've used these toilet before. They were pretty comfy. The toilet seats can even heat up when you need it during the winter.
AdorableDorkette wrote:
I've lived in japan for 6 years so I've used these toilet before. They were pretty comfy. The toilet seats can even heat up when you need it during the winter.
Sounds like the seats over-heated.
A heated toilet seat would be nice, especially in the winter. Nothing like having your *** frozen when taking a crap.
PaladinStargazer wrote:
A heated toilet seat would be nice, especially in the winter. Nothing like having your *** frozen when taking a crap.
Most people have their toilets inside now. Maybe you should look into that.
Quadkit wrote:
AdorableDorkette wrote:
I've lived in japan for 6 years so I've used these toilet before. They were pretty comfy. The toilet seats can even heat up when you need it during the winter.
Sounds like the seats over-heated.
My *** isn't that big.
Daboder da Basher wrote:
PaladinStargazer wrote:
A heated toilet seat would be nice, especially in the winter. Nothing like having your *** frozen when taking a crap.
Most people have their toilets inside now. Maybe you should look into that.
Nice counter
Guess I should have seen that coming. Guess I should have said dormitory toilets since I live in a dorm for about 8 months out of the year *dies*Daboder da Basher wrote:
PaladinStargazer wrote:
A heated toilet seat would be nice, especially in the winter. Nothing like having your *** frozen when taking a crap.
Most people have their toilets inside now. Maybe you should look into that.
A more interesting invention would be a toilet that cleaned itself from being pissed on. Cause hovering is never a good way to go to the bathroom.
And those toilet covers don't cut it for the prestigious amount of **** you'll find from time to time on a seat.
I remember a few of my female friends complaining about that. Why is it you girls can never get it all in the bowl? It's not like you have an..."extension"...to aim with so shouldn't it all go straight down? Of course I know nothing about the female anatomy...and something tells me asking would end up incurring the wrath of the OoT.
One more thing! Why is it 80% of the time a woman's bathroom smells like stale ****? I've walked past the woman's lavatory on the way out of my dorm to head to class and it smelt bad...very bad...and I lived in a dormitory full of guys last year. Very creepy...very creepy.
One more thing! Why is it 80% of the time a woman's bathroom smells like stale ****? I've walked past the woman's lavatory on the way out of my dorm to head to class and it smelt bad...very bad...and I lived in a dormitory full of guys last year. Very creepy...very creepy.
PaladinStargazer wrote:
dormitory toilets
Sorry to hear that.
Goddamnit, Dabober, I can't stop watching that vampire cat of yours! 
I don't know what it is about seeing a cat maul a poor, unsuspecting knuckle, but I may just have to AdBlock it if I want to get any work done.
I don't know what it is about seeing a cat maul a poor, unsuspecting knuckle, but I may just have to AdBlock it if I want to get any work done.DodoBird wrote:
Goddamnit, Dabober, I can't stop watching that vampire cat of yours! I don't know what it is about seeing a cat maul a poor, unsuspecting knuckle, but I may just have to AdBlock it if I want to get any work done.
I don't know what it is about seeing a cat maul a poor, unsuspecting knuckle, but I may just have to AdBlock it if I want to get any work done.I said that in a PM to him already, but evidentially he doesn't read his damn pms.
Blacktuesday wrote:
I said that in a PM to him already, but evidentially he doesn't read his damn pms.
lulz, it's so rare that I actually get a PM, I don't check it very often.
Blacktuesday wrote:
Daboder da Basher wrote:
PaladinStargazer wrote:
A heated toilet seat would be nice, especially in the winter. Nothing like having your *** frozen when taking a crap.
Most people have their toilets inside now. Maybe you should look into that.
A more interesting invention would be a toilet that cleaned itself from being pissed on. Cause hovering is never a good way to go to the bathroom.
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