I challenge you to post without mentioning Barkingturtle. I will start:
My, the forests are wonders of color in the fall. I think I shall take a drive through New Hampshire and perhaps Vermont in November.
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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
I was wondering through said forests when I came upon a weird sound. I turned to look over my shoulder, and to my wondrous amazement, I saw.... a barking turtle.
How's that?
How's that?
You are teetering! The beautiful colors have convinced me to buy a new easter hat, perhaps a bright pink fedora with the largest feather you have ever seen!
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
This time of year sucks. It means I'll try to save money for the holidays only to fail miserably once again and wind up maxing out credit cards at the last minute because something broke or somebody had an emergencey and needed my help.
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The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour, I'm funky like a monkey, skies the limit and space is the place!
Behind the fedora stand, there were two midgets having buttseks. Both of which were socks for a particularly granular poster.
This thread is boring.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Lady Annabella wrote:
I challenge you to post without mentioning *************
I realize it was for explanation's sake, but isn't it a moot post when you still say his name in the original title and concept?
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
This thread is boring.
Elderon wrote:
Behind the fedora stand, there were two midgets having buttseks. Both of which were socks for a particularly granular poster.
ITT: Elderon reveals a rather disturbing fetish for midget buttsecks.
LordDhaemon wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
I challenge you to post without mentioning *************
I realize it was for explanation's sake, but isn't it a moot post when you still say his name in the original title and concept?
How do you people find the internet?
Lady Annabella wrote:
I challenge you to post without mentioning Barkingturtle. I will start:
Isn't that statement like an oxymoron? Also, does quoting anyone else's mention of his name phail?
Edited, Oct 30th 2007 2:45pm by Daboder
Lady Annabella wrote:
You are teetering! The beautiful colors have convinced me to buy a new easter hat, perhaps a bright pink fedora with the largest feather you have ever seen!
I ran out of the house to buy turtle food but delayed myself by barking my shin on the coffee table.
The turtle has an interesting pedigree. His family comes from a small pond in Barking. He's temperamental, though. When he gets angry he's absolutely a barking mad turtle.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
LordDhaemon wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
I challenge you to post without mentioning *************
I realize it was for explanation's sake, but isn't it a moot post when you still say his name in the original title and concept?
How do you people find the internet?
They follow Elderon.
Barking, I hear, is a small town in England whose main exports are Turtle Soup, Turtle Pate and Turtles, a delicious chewy treat. Not much happens in Barking until one day, the head post master, Fezzy Perrywiggle came upon a magical portal into the land of Elderon.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
I thought my dog was barking at a turtle, but it just turned out to be a fat kid.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Tall and glistening in the sunlight, wet with the mist of the ocean, a tower stands erect on the shore. The waves crash fiercely at its base, coating it in their moisture. They are rhythmic as a woman's passionate breath panting its way out of her lungs. The tower reaches for heaven as the waves grow more powerful, more and more of its smooth walls turn slick and salty. The ocean rises higher and higher, engulfing the tower, taking it completely inside of her and feeling it solid and unrelenting even under her sopping assault.
A seagull sh*ts in the distance, and it slaps onto a flat stone with a sound like a stream of **** landing on a hooker's thigh.
This thread is about me.
Edited, Oct 30th 2007 12:52pm by Barkingturtle
A seagull sh*ts in the distance, and it slaps onto a flat stone with a sound like a stream of **** landing on a hooker's thigh.
This thread is about me.
Edited, Oct 30th 2007 12:52pm by Barkingturtle
I ate a turtle once.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Tall and glistening in the sunlight, wet with the mist of the ocean, a tower stands erect on the shore. The waves crash fiercely at its base, coating it in their moisture. They are rhythmic as a woman's passionate breath panting its way out of her lungs. The tower reaches for heaven as the waves grow more powerful, more and more of its smooth walls turn slick and salty. The ocean rises higher and higher, engulfing the tower, taking it completely inside of her and feeling it solid and unrelenting even under her sopping assault.
A seagull sh*ts in the distance, and it slaps onto a flat stone with a sound like a stream of **** landing on a hooker's thigh.
This thread is about me.
A seagull sh*ts in the distance, and it slaps onto a flat stone with a sound like a stream of **** landing on a hooker's thigh.
This thread is about me.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Something about an ocean, a tower, and bird ****.
Disturbing, however poetic. I'm going to find you on 60 minutes telling your life story from a jail cell one night while your ex-family laments about your "talents" and what you "could have become", aren't I?
Elderon wrote:
Stop posting about me kissing your ***, dude
MYteddy wrote:
I ate a turtle once.
Did it bark?
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Stop posting about me kissing your ***, dude
Daboder da Basher wrote:
MYteddy wrote:
I ate a turtle once.
Did it bark?
On it's way out.
Elderon wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Stop posting about me kissing your ***, dude
Did you lose faith?
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
Daboder da Basher wrote:
MYteddy wrote:
I ate a turtle once.
Did it bark?
You would think it would, but alas.
Elderon wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Stop posting about me kissing your ***, dude
Excuse me a moment while I laugh my *** off....
I think I'm don.. no.. wait...
OK, I seem to have myself under control.
Suggesting that I "bring it" on an internet forum is classic brandishing of the e-peen at it's best. You sir have degraded to a level far worse than you accuse me of. Your penchant for returning fire on every single comment I make leaves you no less a simple drooling idiot than everyone presents me to be. I welcome you to to the pits of forum hell, and encourage you to enjoy your stay. Perhaps your visit will grant you the wisdom I have enjoyed for many months, thus far. Until then, suck my proverbial **** and enjoy the swallows.
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