I think it's time for some OOT matchmaking. I know I've found two kindred spirits that should get together and share their /butthurt with one another.
Caldone and Stubs, you guys are a match made in OOT heaven. I think you should trade numbers/Skypes and get together. I think I can talk Nixnot into officiating the ceremony for you two love-birds, but you'll have to come to Canada to do it because I don't think that much ******** is legal in the states.
Congratulations to you both, you deserve each other!