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#1 Oct 30 2007 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
I think it's time for some OOT matchmaking. I know I've found two kindred spirits that should get together and share their /butthurt with one another.


Caldone and Stubs, you guys are a match made in OOT heaven. I think you should trade numbers/Skypes and get together. I think I can talk Nixnot into officiating the ceremony for you two love-birds, but you'll have to come to Canada to do it because I don't think that much ******** is legal in the states.

Congratulations to you both, you deserve each other! Smiley: clap
#2 Oct 30 2007 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
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Eldy and Tailmon.

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#3 Oct 30 2007 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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#4 Oct 30 2007 at 9:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Eldy and Tailmon.

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#5 Oct 30 2007 at 9:46 AM Rating: Decent
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#6 Oct 30 2007 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Eldy and Tailmon.

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What's it like to try so hard to be funny, but to fail all the time? Smiley: rolleyes


You don't understand me.

NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND ME. Smiley: crymore
#7 Oct 30 2007 at 9:50 AM Rating: Decent
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Eldy and Tailmon.

Smiley: nod
What's it like to try so hard to be funny, but to fail all the time? Smiley: rolleyes


You don't understand me.

NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND ME. Smiley: crymore
There, there little guy. maybe Caldone and Stubs will let you in for a threesome.
#8 Oct 30 2007 at 9:52 AM Rating: Decent
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You don't understand me.

NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND ME.


Awwwww. Go grab that chick that you weren't doing hard enough and get her to explain you to us.
#9 Oct 30 2007 at 9:53 AM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
There, there little guy. maybe Caldone and Stubs will let you in for a threesome.


I am way.. WAY too attractive for Stubs. Caldone I've never seen, but statistically the odds are in favor of the same.
#10 Oct 30 2007 at 10:24 AM Rating: Default
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Elderon wrote:
There, there little guy. maybe Caldone and Stubs will let you in for a threesome.


I am way.. WAY too attractive for Stubs. Caldone I've never seen, but statistically the odds are in favor of the same.
You're going to stick to anonymous sex in public bathrooms with Senators for the time being then?
#11 Oct 30 2007 at 10:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Caldone and Stubs, you guys are a match made in OOT heaven. I think you should trade numbers/Skypes and get together. I think I can talk Nixnot into officiating the ceremony for you two love-birds, but you'll have to come to Canada to do it because I don't think that much ******** is legal in the states.


Never seen Stubs, pretty sure He is not my type. For one, He is a He, and 2, well, the first one covered it- He doesnt have tits or a cootch.

Sorry to ruin your plan.
#12 Oct 30 2007 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
You're going to stick to anonymous sex in public bathrooms with Senators for the time being then?

If that's what we're calling it nowadays.
#13 Oct 30 2007 at 10:27 AM Rating: Excellent
Elderon wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Elderon wrote:
There, there little guy. maybe Caldone and Stubs will let you in for a threesome.


I am way.. WAY too attractive for Stubs. Caldone I've never seen, but statistically the odds are in favor of the same.
You're going to stick to anonymous sex in public bathrooms with Senators for the time being then?


I'm going to regret saying this, but I think Kaain is actually kinda cute for a pretty boy.
#14 Oct 30 2007 at 10:27 AM Rating: Default
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Caldone and Stubs, you guys are a match made in OOT heaven. I think you should trade numbers/Skypes and get together. I think I can talk Nixnot into officiating the ceremony for you two love-birds, but you'll have to come to Canada to do it because I don't think that much ******** is legal in the states.


Never seen Stubs, pretty sure He is not my type. For one, He is a He, and 2, well, the first one covered it- He doesnt have tits or a cootch.

Sorry to ruin your plan.
You are the biggest closet case I've ever seen. Well, next to that one guy who came out on the boards last year.

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#15 Oct 30 2007 at 10:29 AM Rating: Excellent
Elderon wrote:
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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Caldone and Stubs, you guys are a match made in OOT heaven. I think you should trade numbers/Skypes and get together. I think I can talk Nixnot into officiating the ceremony for you two love-birds, but you'll have to come to Canada to do it because I don't think that much ******** is legal in the states.


Never seen Stubs, pretty sure He is not my type. For one, He is a He, and 2, well, the first one covered it- He doesnt have tits or a cootch.

Sorry to ruin your plan.
You are the biggest closet case I've ever seen. Well, next to that one guy who came out on the boards last year.

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Elderon I think its wierd that you came into the OoT to troll when I hadn't seen you more than twice in like...a few months since I've been here.

Is this normal for you to come in and troll and leave again or what?
#16 Oct 30 2007 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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I'm going to regret saying this, but I think Kaain is actually kinda cute for a pretty boy.


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#17 Oct 30 2007 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Elderon I think its wierd that you came into the OoT to troll when I hadn't seen you more than twice in like...a few months since I've been here.

Is this normal for you to come in and troll and leave again or what?
Shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen before I have to tell you twice.
#18 Oct 30 2007 at 10:33 AM Rating: Excellent
Elderon wrote:
Blacktuesday wrote:
Elderon I think its wierd that you came into the OoT to troll when I hadn't seen you more than twice in like...a few months since I've been here.

Is this normal for you to come in and troll and leave again or what?
Shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen before I have to tell you twice.


I just thought it was interesting that you were trolling in like 3 threads concurrently. Bit excessive don't you think? If your gonna troll that much, you should at least make it more interesting than NO U.

And I burned down the ******* kitchen. And put some shoes on.
#19 Oct 30 2007 at 10:35 AM Rating: Default
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And I burned down the @#%^ing kitchen. And put some shoes on.
In that case, get in the bedroom. I'll be right in with the cuffs and whips.












PS. It's 2 threads and I'm claiming self defense.

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 2:36pm by Elderon
#20 Oct 30 2007 at 10:37 AM Rating: Good
Elderon wrote:
Blacktuesday wrote:
And I burned down the @#%^ing kitchen. And put some shoes on.
In that case, get in the bedroom. I'll be right in with the cuffs and whips.












PS. It's 2 threads and I'm claiming self defense.

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 2:36pm by Elderon


Already got Thumb for that. Thanks though. Any other tries?



I'm more annoyed that you're after stubs for so long, honestly, we've got BT for that, he does just fine.

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 2:39pm by Blacktuesday
#21 Oct 30 2007 at 10:40 AM Rating: Good
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Blacktuesday wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Blacktuesday wrote:
And I burned down the @#%^ing kitchen. And put some shoes on.
In that case, get in the bedroom. I'll be right in with the cuffs and whips.












PS. It's 2 threads and I'm claiming self defense.

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 2:36pm by Elderon


Already got Thumb for that. Thanks though. Any other tries?





Smiley: laugh Already got DF and Pikko for that.
#22 Oct 30 2007 at 10:44 AM Rating: Decent
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#23 Oct 30 2007 at 10:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
pervertery.


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#24 Oct 30 2007 at 10:49 AM Rating: Good
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This thread needs to get back on track. It was almost about me at one point.

Weren't we talking about fat chicks earlier?

Here's me hugging up on a fat chick.. back when I was a stoner.

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#25 Oct 30 2007 at 10:51 AM Rating: Default
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
This thread needs to get back on track. It was almost about me at one point.

Weren't we talking about fat chicks earlier?

Here's me hugging up on a fat chick.. back when I was a stoner.

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I'd hit it. Fat chicks need loving too.
#26 Oct 30 2007 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
Elderon wrote:
I think it's time for some OOT matchmaking. I know I've found two kindred spirits that should get together and share their /butthurt with one another.


Caldone and Stubs, you guys are a match made in OOT heaven. I think you should trade numbers/Skypes and get together. I think I can talk Nixnot into officiating the ceremony for you two love-birds, but you'll have to come to Canada to do it because I don't think that much ******** is legal in the states.

Congratulations to you both, you deserve each other! Smiley: clap


What's it like to try so hard to be funny, but to fail all the time? Smiley: rolleyes


Also, the fact that you continue to think about me enough to warrant random insults totally deserving of their own thread tells me precisely how bad I get on your nerves. +1 for me. GFY you stupid internet twaffle.
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