He's pretty cool guy really, but he is constantly pooting.
OUT LOUD.
It doesn't actually bother ME. Hell I get lulz out of it. But when users come in for help, it kinda makes us look bad when he's over there brumping it up.
He's very nonchalant about it and doesn't seem to care. Furthermore, it's not like he just has a build up of gas and it just keeps coming out, he's actually forcing it out. It's funny really, because he'll be talking and force one out mid-sentence, and his voice strains and everything. The best one he forced one out and said "take that!"
All lulz aside, it kinda makes the helpdesk look bad because I might be talking to a user about something, and he's over there very boisterously pushing out butt happens.
(hahaha "butt happens")
Should I:
| Eat tons of chili every day and return fire: |    | 9 (15.5%) |
| Start making a really loud comment about it every time he does it (i.e. "WOAH THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!"): | | 7 (12.1%) |
| Spray him with a water bottle and reinforce it with a stern "NO! BAD TECH!" every time he does.: | | 29 (50.0%) |
| Congratulate him every time he does it. : | | 2 (3.4%) |
| Make a post about it on Allakhazam: | | 11 (19.0%) |
| Total: | 58 |
