I sit in my office posting on here
Somewhere I hear the twitter of feet
The flutter of whisker reaches my ears
And the soft chewing as you find more books to eat
Little Brown Mousie
I grabbed you one day
I thought you were a chocolate bar
And then you ran away
I hear more mice in my office. It reminds me of the infamous day when I saw in this snack cabinet I have for the kids an opened candy bar. I grabbed it and it was a mouse. I screamed like a woman from the 50s and jumped on my chair. It was embarrassing. I was with a teenage kid who thought it was all awesome.
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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
My awesome cat caught *2* mice this weekend. You see, where we live, we used to have nothing but fields behind us, but they've started construction of several neighborhoods back there, and all the little mice are fleeing for the warmth of my cozy den. Fortunately for me, I have the best mouse hunter since Tom:
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My dad despises cats, but he has one. You know what he doesn't have any more? Brown Mousies
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
I like the look of your cat. She looks like she'd kick ***!
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
My cat eats spiders and birds, too.
Some of the rats I get in my kennel building would eat a cat, though.
Some of the rats I get in my kennel building would eat a cat, though.
Lady Annabella wrote:
I like the look of your cat. She looks like she'd kick ***!
I love my cat beyond words. But she's very independent. Very. I wish she'd be a bit more lovable sometimes.
I think mice are cute.
My cat would probably sit on the mouse and meow for more kibble. Or here ears would go back, she'd look momentarily disturbed and roll over before going to sleep. She's mainly a furry pillow. She reminds me of this:
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
My assistant manager is TERRIFIED of mice. One time, she saw a mouse in the office and ran out screaming. She literally pushed me into the office and told me to find it. So I looked all around the room, moving furniture and boxes, and found no mouse. I did, however, find a plastic jalapeño with a string for a stem.
I went out to where the assistant manager was taking orders in the drive-thru, held up the jalapeño, and asked if that was what she saw. She shrieked and jumped backwards, almost going out the drive-thru window. Everyone burst out laughing and it didn't stop for around 10 minutes.
I'm tempted to go into the restaurant wearing my Mickey Mouse hat for Halloween, but I don't want to get fired.
I went out to where the assistant manager was taking orders in the drive-thru, held up the jalapeño, and asked if that was what she saw. She shrieked and jumped backwards, almost going out the drive-thru window. Everyone burst out laughing and it didn't stop for around 10 minutes.
I'm tempted to go into the restaurant wearing my Mickey Mouse hat for Halloween, but I don't want to get fired.
Mazra wrote:
I looked out the window and saw a big fireball in the sky. I'm not going outside until it's gone.
I always get field mice when the weather turns cold. The best part is when my wife squirms as I clean out the traps. 
This is exactly why every red-blooded American should have a handgun on them at all times.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
This is exactly why every red-blooded American should have a handgun on them at all times.
Why catch the mouse when you can blow more exit holes into the walls trying to shoot it's teeny head off. AMIRITE?
Lady Annabella wrote:
My cat would probably sit on the mouse and meow for more kibble. Or here ears would go back, she'd look momentarily disturbed and roll over before going to sleep. She's mainly a furry pillow. She reminds me of this:
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Haha, this made me laugh more than it should have.
Another pic gets sent to my mother.
StubsOnAsura the Magnificent wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
This is exactly why every red-blooded American should have a handgun on them at all times.
Why catch the mouse when you can blow more exit holes into the walls trying to shoot it's teeny head off. AMIRITE?
I don't know about you, but I've got better aim than Reckless Kelly.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Blacktuesday wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
My cat would probably sit on the mouse and meow for more kibble. Or here ears would go back, she'd look momentarily disturbed and roll over before going to sleep. She's mainly a furry pillow. She reminds me of this:
[img=hilariousness]
[img=hilariousness]
Haha, this made me laugh more than it should have.
Another pic gets sent to my mother.
LOL, it's Kliban cat. I remember liking this ever since I was a kid.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Some of the rats I get in my kennel building would eat a cat, though.
About a year ago, the city of Halifax decided to bring in 10 male ferrets and release them along the harbour front to kill off the rat infestation. No one's seen one since then.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Some of the rats I get in my kennel building would eat a cat, though.
About a year ago, the city of Halifax decided to bring in 10 male ferrets and release them along the harbour front to kill off the rat infestation. No one's seen one since then.
Yeah. I'd rather have a thousand rats than ten ferrets, though.
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Some of the rats I get in my kennel building would eat a cat, though.
About a year ago, the city of Halifax decided to bring in 10 male ferrets and release them along the harbour front to kill off the rat infestation. No one's seen one since then.
Alberta: Rat free since forever.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Some of the rats I get in my kennel building would eat a cat, though.
About a year ago, the city of Halifax decided to bring in 10 male ferrets and release them along the harbour front to kill off the rat infestation. No one's seen one since then.
But does the area reek of ferrets now?
I've had several friends with pet ferrets, and no matter how often they cleaned up after them, they still stunk something AWFUL.
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I don't know about you, but I've got better aim than Reckless Kelly.
Yahoo Serious made more than one movie? I'll just be flat damned.
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Alberta: Rat free since forever. 
And Stubs, its the ferrets no one's seen again, not the rats. We've got rats the size of a lynx around here.
Edited, Oct 29th 2007 4:10pm by Uglysasquatch
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Alberta: Rat free since forever.
Squirrels are cute... until you need a tetanus shot.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
And Stubs, its the ferrets no one's seen again, not the rats. We've got rats the size of a lynx around here.
Jeebus
Remind me not to go near the wharfs the next time I'm in Halifax. [:shudder:]
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Squirrels are cute... until you need a tetanus shot.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Saw one in the movie theatre last night. Just happend to look away from the screen for a moment while someone nearby was snoring, and there he was, silhouetted by the track light.
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