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#1 Oct 29 2007 at 6:53 AM Rating: Good
It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace-- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

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#2 Oct 29 2007 at 6:54 AM Rating: Good
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See, no Tim Horton's in New Hampshire. Live Free or Die, indeed.
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#3 Oct 29 2007 at 6:55 AM Rating: Good
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Yea, Tim Horton's is the next Starbucks. But not as grossly overpriced. Every corner of every town in NA shall have one of each.
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#4 Oct 29 2007 at 7:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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I have no idea what a Tim Horton's is, but the name sounds as if they should sell pork sausage.
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#5 Oct 29 2007 at 7:11 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I have no idea what a Tim Horton's is, but the name sounds as if they should sell pork sausage.

Think Dunkin Donuts, but with some unknown drug that addicts you to it.
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#6 Oct 29 2007 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I have no idea what a Tim Horton's is, but the name sounds as if they should sell pork sausage.

Think Dunkin Donuts, but with some unknown drug that addicts you to it.
I stopped for coffee at a Tim Horton's in southern Quebec once, and the girl working the counter was, without a doubt, the most adorable human being on the planet. I wanted to steal her and take her home with me.
#7 Oct 29 2007 at 7:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mindel wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I have no idea what a Tim Horton's is, but the name sounds as if they should sell pork sausage.

Think Dunkin Donuts, but with some unknown drug that addicts you to it.
I stopped for coffee at a Tim Horton's in southern Quebec once, and the girl working the counter was, without a doubt, the most adorable human being on the planet. I wanted to steal her and take her home with me.


I bet that girl was really Ikkian.
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#8 Oct 29 2007 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
I wanted to steal her and take her home with me.
French women are like that. But then they reproduce French men. Smiley: disappointed
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#9 Oct 29 2007 at 7:16 AM Rating: Good
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I wanted to steal her and take her home with me.
French women are like that. But then they reproduce French men. Smiley: disappointed
I think she was 16 or 17 years old, maybe.

I could have taught her how to love. Smiley: frown
#10 Oct 29 2007 at 10:06 AM Rating: Good
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In Boston, I can just go to my local citgo and get an ice coffee. And of course, there is always a dunkin donuts within spitting distance of anywhere.

We don't need speciality shops. Ice Coffee is a @#%^ing staple. Damn you that one hot weekend in Toronto where i walked the streets looking for ice coffee to NO AVAIL!

Smiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: mad

Wait, I may have meant to respond in the other Tim Horton's thread.

Here is the link.

Edited, Oct 29th 2007 2:11pm by Annabella
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#11 Oct 29 2007 at 10:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Tim Hortens is our plan to take over the world. One day you shall all be as addicted to them as we canadians all are. At that point the world shall be ours. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edited, Oct 29th 2007 1:31pm by Xsarus
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#12 Oct 29 2007 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I wanted to steal her and take her home with me.
French women are like that. But then they reproduce French men. Smiley: disappointed
I think she was 16 or 17 years old, maybe.

I could have taught her how to love. Smiley: frown


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#13 Oct 29 2007 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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How to succeed in the Canadian marketplace:

1. Name your company after a famous hockey player.

That is all.
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#14 Oct 29 2007 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
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How to succeed in the Canadian marketplace:

1. Name your company after a famous hockey player.
2. Make a reference to Rush
3. Sell Beer.

That is all.

ftfy

Edited, Oct 29th 2007 3:12pm by Cattattack
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#15 Oct 29 2007 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good
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How to succeed in the Canadian marketplace:

1. Name your company after a famous hockey player.
2. Make a reference to Rush
3. Sell Beer.
4. ???
5. Profit

That is all.
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ftfy
FTFTFY.
#16 Oct 29 2007 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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I can't make that out. Was that RJ saying something about Jamiraqueers? Oh, nope. Just Catt and Rush.
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