Is it so wrong?Follow

If I were he , I'd run , My **** could eat that face.
It hungers for a worthy opponent , once I catch your oh so elusive trouser snake, you better count on quite the fight, my good sir.

Dear Kakarsmakar,

Feeling attracted to me is totally natural, no matter what you normally accept as your orientation. I don't like to toot my own horn, mostly because my neck gets sore when I do it, and it feels better when someone else toots it, but I'm basically irresistable. You hear it said all the time: "He's a man that woman want to be with and men want to be". Well, really, has that ever been more true of any man, ever?

Nope, it hasn't.

So don't sweat it, bud. It's totally normal for a straight dude to feel aroused by me. That sh*t is called pharoahmones, or something. What is pretty gay, though, is admitting the same thing about Bhodi. I mean, it's common knowledge that the Bhodster is queerer than Elton John playing piano in a pink thong while giving head to Freddy Mercury and tickling Rod Stewart's balls with a feather. All while they're giggling. Bhodi is gayer than AIDS. No playin'.

Forever Your Hetero,
BT