I consider myself a pretty hetero type fella. I am facinated by the bewbs, and any female that is fairly attractive can mold me like putty in their hands. The fact that I get aroused by posters such as BT and Bohdi is a footnote at best.
That all said, is it wrong that I seem to have a special attachent to Elton Johon's Tiny Dancer?
I know he's a ***, and I'm ok with that. But every time that tune comes on (ok, admittedly many of Sir Elton's tunes have the same effect) I find myself grooving to some penile defficient hollywood type. I wouldn't consider myself naturally homophobic given my vast experiences, but the thought of me grooving to an obviously homoerotic performer makes me question my place in the grand scheme of things.
OK, maybe I don't question it. I'm secure in my manhood and am just demonstrating how powerful a medium can effect the typical person in American society regardless of the structure.
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Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
So basically you want to fellate yourself?
Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
So basically you want to fellate yourself?
If I could, I would.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
So basically you want to fellate yourself?
If I could, I would.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
If I could, I would.
The real question is would you do it while listening to Elton John? If so, I think that teeters on the gay line.
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Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I quite like the pet shop boys
BT has gotten under your skin.
Now about your bored hand?
Now about your bored hand?
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
So basically you want to fellate yourself?
If I could, I would.
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
So basically you want to fellate yourself?
If I could, I would.
Just to clear this up, liking anything produced by a *****, makes you *****.
Kakar = Teh Ghey
Kakar = Teh Ghey
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
That all said, is it wrong that I seem to have a special attachent to Elton Johon's Tiny Dancer?
Otherwise, yeah. Probably.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Not if you're imagining how tight a tiny dancer must be.
That might teeter in Usagi territory though.
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Yes, and if you listen to Queen, you're gay. If you wear any decent clothes NOT from Wal-Mart, you're gay. If you've ever watched any **** other than girl on girl, you're gay because you've seen *****.
Quadkit wrote:
Yes, and if you listen to Queen, you're gay. If you wear any decent clothes NOT from Wal-Mart, you're gay. If you've ever watched any **** other than girl on girl, you're gay because you've seen *****.
if you don't watch action movies, you're gay, if you don't like sports, you're gay, if you love anything other than your spouse, you're gay, If your name isRex Grossman and you play FailQB for the chicago bears, you're gay
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Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
I never realized how much easier it is to be a girl when you are worried about sexual orientation.
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Quadkit and Jinte have already said it better and pithier, but I just feel compelled to reinforce it. It just goes to show that good art - or art that moves you - transcends the sexuality of the artist. It's the art itself that is emotionally (and sexually?) moving you, not the artist.
Now if those songs get you all emotional and sexually aroused, and you are envisioning Sir Elton himself in your head, and pushing him off his piano stool onto the floor, and kissing him passionately all over his face and neck, and licking his little gap teeth, while crushing him down onto the stage floorboards and thrusting wildly at him, THEN you are in trouble.
Speaking for myself, I've always envisaged the tiny dancer dancing on the palm of my hand as a literal miniature female ballerina, in a romantic little tutu.
That song really moves me too. And Goodbye Yellow brick Road, and Daniel
Now if those songs get you all emotional and sexually aroused, and you are envisioning Sir Elton himself in your head, and pushing him off his piano stool onto the floor, and kissing him passionately all over his face and neck, and licking his little gap teeth, while crushing him down onto the stage floorboards and thrusting wildly at him, THEN you are in trouble.
Speaking for myself, I've always envisaged the tiny dancer dancing on the palm of my hand as a literal miniature female ballerina, in a romantic little tutu.
That song really moves me too. And Goodbye Yellow brick Road, and Daniel
Of course, it's also possible there is really a woman's spirit trapped in my body but I don't know it cause she's a lesbian. Just saying.
Aripy sure do paint purdy head picatures.
On a side note: Can you feel the love tonight, The way you look tonight , Your song , Don't let the sun go down on me , Don't go breaking my heart.
Am I the only one who thinks Elton is just a badass overall ?
Edited, Oct 29th 2007 1:48am by tarubstchef
On a side note: Can you feel the love tonight, The way you look tonight , Your song , Don't let the sun go down on me , Don't go breaking my heart.
Am I the only one who thinks Elton is just a badass overall ?
Edited, Oct 29th 2007 1:48am by tarubstchef
Actually, I agree that Elton is a talented artist. I dig some of his stuff.
That and Aida was awesome b'way. Him and Tim Rice make gay magic.
Dear Kakarsmakar,
Feeling attracted to me is totally natural, no matter what you normally accept as your orientation. I don't like to toot my own horn, mostly because my neck gets sore when I do it, and it feels better when someone else toots it, but I'm basically irresistable. You hear it said all the time: "He's a man that woman want to be with and men want to be". Well, really, has that ever been more true of any man, ever?
Nope, it hasn't.
So don't sweat it, bud. It's totally normal for a straight dude to feel aroused by me. That sh*t is called pharoahmones, or something. What is pretty gay, though, is admitting the same thing about Bhodi. I mean, it's common knowledge that the Bhodster is queerer than Elton John playing piano in a pink thong while giving head to Freddy Mercury and tickling Rod Stewart's balls with a feather. All while they're giggling. Bhodi is gayer than AIDS. No playin'.
Forever Your Hetero,
BT
Edited, Oct 29th 2007 12:52am by Barkingturtle
Feeling attracted to me is totally natural, no matter what you normally accept as your orientation. I don't like to toot my own horn, mostly because my neck gets sore when I do it, and it feels better when someone else toots it, but I'm basically irresistable. You hear it said all the time: "He's a man that woman want to be with and men want to be". Well, really, has that ever been more true of any man, ever?
Nope, it hasn't.
So don't sweat it, bud. It's totally normal for a straight dude to feel aroused by me. That sh*t is called pharoahmones, or something. What is pretty gay, though, is admitting the same thing about Bhodi. I mean, it's common knowledge that the Bhodster is queerer than Elton John playing piano in a pink thong while giving head to Freddy Mercury and tickling Rod Stewart's balls with a feather. All while they're giggling. Bhodi is gayer than AIDS. No playin'.
Forever Your Hetero,
BT
Edited, Oct 29th 2007 12:52am by Barkingturtle
Day 117, part 2 : Waving it seductively in kakarsmakar's face. Still not in my ****. Not getting closer , but have moved **** that way to compensate.
Kakar just totally popped a ***** because there's now an **** near his face.
If I were he , I'd run , My **** could eat that face.
It hungers for a worthy opponent , once I catch your oh so elusive trouser snake, you better count on quite the fight, my good sir.
It hungers for a worthy opponent , once I catch your oh so elusive trouser snake, you better count on quite the fight, my good sir.
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