...you're sipping a hot cup of soup, and you know it's hot, but you can't wait to dig in, so you start slowly raising it to your lips, blowing on it gently, and then finally get it to your tongue only to burn the ever loving **** out of yourself anyway.
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Learn some patience, fat ***. 
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Posted: Oct 27 2007 at 8:40 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) That's just called being a ******* idiot, put a damn ice cube in it. It doesn't change the taste and cools it down.
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Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
Use a straw.
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Learn some patience, fat ***.
manwithplanx wrote:
That's just called being a @#%^ing idiot, put a damn ice cube in it. It doesn't change the taste and cools it down.
Ice cube? ICE CUBE?! Does it look like a fucking Martini?!
It's SOUP! It's supposed to be hot! Otherwise it's just gross!
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Lord Mazra wrote:
manwithplanx wrote:
That's just called being a @#%^ing idiot, put a damn ice cube in it. It doesn't change the taste and cools it down.
Ice cube? ICE CUBE?! Does it look like a fucking Martini?!
It's SOUP! It's supposed to be hot! Otherwise it's just gross!
Mazra, meet
You have not learned the lesson of Patience Large Grasshopper.
Lord Mazra wrote:
manwithplanx wrote:
That's just called being a @#%^ing idiot, put a damn ice cube in it. It doesn't change the taste and cools it down.
Ice cube? ICE CUBE?! Does it look like a fucking Martini?!
It's SOUP! It's supposed to be hot! Otherwise it's just gross!
One ice cube won't turn it into Antarctica, it will cool it down and cool down the soup it's sitting next to faster so just stir it in.
lrn2icecub
manwithplanx wrote:
gibberish
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I do the same thing with Tea and Cocoa.
Toohotforu wrote:
Just punch her in the vag and tell her to @#$% off.
This is why I eschew soup and instead eat things that don't give my tongue blisters.
If, for some reason I have the strangest craving for soup, I heat it for less time; you don't have to wait as long for both the heating AND the eating!
God, that was lame.
Edited, Oct 28th 2007 7:34pm by sweetumssama
If, for some reason I have the strangest craving for soup, I heat it for less time; you don't have to wait as long for both the heating AND the eating!
God, that was lame.
Edited, Oct 28th 2007 7:34pm by sweetumssama
sweetumssama wrote:
This is why I eschew soup and instead eat things that don't give my tongue blisters.
If, for some reason I have the strangest craving for soup, I heat it for less time; you don't have to wait as long for both the heating AND the eating!
God, that was lame.
Edited, Oct 28th 2007 7:34pm by sweetumssama
If, for some reason I have the strangest craving for soup, I heat it for less time; you don't have to wait as long for both the heating AND the eating!
God, that was lame.
Edited, Oct 28th 2007 7:34pm by sweetumssama
I'm glad you are back, Sweetumssama. I was lonely and scared, being left on my own with all the freaks.
The only hot thing I drink is Hot chocolate/cocoa. I am a huge glutton for an open window/door to a cold outside, a big comfy chair in front of fire place, and either company or a good book in my lap.
Aripy , you know you enjoy us freaks, admit it.
Aripy , you know you enjoy us freaks, admit it.
tarubstchef wrote:
Aripy , you know you enjoy us freaks, admit it.
Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics! I admit no such thing.
What are you offering?
Aripy wrote:
What are you offering?
Whatever ever is the object of your heart's , head's or ******'s desires.
AND candy.
Edited, Oct 29th 2007 4:42am by tarubstchef
tarubstchef wrote:
Aripy wrote:
What are you offering?
Whatever ever is the object of your heart's , head's or ******'s desires.
AND candy.
Edited, Oct 29th 2007 4:42am by tarubstchef
I want to be able to melt Lindt chocolate into the crook of my lover's neck, and into the hollow of his collarbone. I want to be able to lean him against a wall, and lick the chocolate upwards and around, smearing it out across his shoulders, and up under his ear. I want chocolate sweet and skin salt, and chocolate sticky over skin soft.
Then, and only then, will I admit I enjoy you freaks.
Edited, Oct 29th 2007 7:26am by Aripyanfar
I'll make chocolate an official diet food for you.
0 calories or fat in fact: the more you eat the more your pores open up and your skin glows, the firmer your buttock becomes, and the more your libido increases. 110% the taste and the eroticism.
0 calories or fat in fact: the more you eat the more your pores open up and your skin glows, the firmer your buttock becomes, and the more your libido increases. 110% the taste and the eroticism.
tarubstchef wrote:
I'll make chocolate an official diet food for you.
0 calories or fat in fact: the more you eat the more your pores open up and your skin glows, the firmer your buttock becomes, and the more your libido increases. 110% the taste and the eroticism.
0 calories or fat in fact: the more you eat the more your pores open up and your skin glows, the firmer your buttock becomes, and the more your libido increases. 110% the taste and the eroticism.
O.o I think I can supply my own eroticism. Any more eroticism and I will implode in a super small nova of desire. The rest would be good. What is more important is making chocolate that doesn't aggravate my condition. Removing my condition would be better, betterer, best.
Condition ? do you have "the sugars" ?
And desire explosions are the best. Cmon , lemme turn it up ,just a litte D:
And desire explosions are the best. Cmon , lemme turn it up ,just a litte D:
tarubstchef wrote:
Condition ? do you have "the sugars" ?
And desire explosions are the best. Cmon , lemme turn it up ,just a litte D:
And desire explosions are the best. Cmon , lemme turn it up ,just a litte D:
Among other things.
There are two men who would probably be pissed if you turned it up personally. Also, It's possible they would both die of heart attacks.
Aripy wrote:
It's possible they would both die of heart attacks.
Pansies. You don't need a man with heart problems, you need a boy, with limitless sex drive from either sex.
I need one too ; ; or a woman with a strap-on or a free hand, I suppose both do the trick.
Edited, Oct 29th 2007 6:01am by tarubstchef
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
I'm glad you are back, Sweetumssama. I was lonely and scared, being left on my own with all the freaks.
I do believe you currently hold the title for the biggest freak, but as there has been no official poll as yet (hint hint) I could be wrong.
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