... stuck watching my kiddo(kid sister) and her friend as she spends the night for the second night in a row. Poor planning by her parents left her in a position to be staying by herself all night at her house at the tender age of 13, and for fear of Usagi-types, I conceded to allowing her to spend the night again. However, as a single male parental figure, I can say there is nothing more boring or unnerving than two girls running around the house acting silly til the wee hours of the night.
I've considered doing some FFXI tonight, but meh.. it's hard to concentrate, especially with their constant bids for attention every 2 minutes "Hey look what we did!". Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
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Well they're girls...cant you just throw a barbie doll at them and tell them to learn how to sew?
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
One of them just nearly fell down the stairs after spinning around til they were dizzy.
Give them Beer.
Stubs is Mr Mom.
Have them paint your toe-nails.
Have them paint your toe-nails.
StubsOnAsura the Magnificent wrote:
One of them just nearly fell down the stairs after spinning around til they were dizzy.
Give them some mushrooms and tell them "Now you can feel like youre spinning without getting off the couch"...
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Put on a movie and give them popcorn. There will be a mess, but it should keep them quiet. I'm currently craving The Nightmare Before Christmas...
- The Weaponsmith
- The Weaponsmith
Poor Stubs, I've been in that position before, and it sucks.
Last time I found myself wishing I had some elephant tranquilizer and a gun.
Last time I found myself wishing I had some elephant tranquilizer and a gun.
AldousCayo wrote:
Poor Stubs, I've been in that position before, and it sucks.
Last time I found myself wishing I had some elephant tranquilizer and a gun.
Last time I found myself wishing I had some elephant tranquilizer and a gun.
I have a gun...that would fix the solution. I'm a crappy aim but I have plenty of bullets to practice with. Hold this apple.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Y'know, Stubs, you could always call Usagi and tell him to come over.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Princess Dyadem wrote:
Hold this apple.
Good show.
Did you lose faith?
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
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Hold this apple.
The first thing that crossed my mind reading that was "Baby's arm holding an apple."
God I'm sad.
early teens and tweens are tough to deal with specially girls.
at least they are getting to an age they can semi take care of them self as you "baby sit"
at least they are getting to an age they can semi take care of them self as you "baby sit"
just give them some nyquil... that should be fun :o
but srsly, give them something that'd make 'em sleepy
but srsly, give them something that'd make 'em sleepy
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Amerida Baker, Balmung Server, FFXIV
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Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
Amerida Baker, Balmung Server, FFXIV
LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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