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#102 Oct 29 2007 at 12:26 PM Rating: Decent
Leonai_art wrote:
I must have angry sex with BT.
Fixed.
#103 Oct 29 2007 at 12:26 PM Rating: Default
Leonai_art wrote:
This seriously is an awesome thread. BT is the freakin god of taking some crazy scenario and being able to combine it into a cognative thought and example to explain whatever the hell it is he's trying to explain. The most recent awesomeness that I've observed being the cat attempting to lick his balls story. Simply amazing. Most people can't seem to even formulate thought further than what the television tells them, let alone be able to take the story of a poor cat w/ a cone over its head and spin that into an actual plausible simile to explain the point that he was trying to make, the point of which had nothing at ALL to do with his poor cat who was still satisfied even though all he could truly lick was the plastic.

It was poetic and absolutely hilariously disgusting all at the same time.


Thou art one seriously misguided individual. Smiley: grin
#104 Oct 29 2007 at 12:31 PM Rating: Excellent
Oh come on, you can't see through his posing facade to the brilliance that comes out on occasion? Please show me an example of someone who has been able to take something that hit so many points in a person, the poor kitty who has a cone around his head, the disgusting nature of a cat's habit to lick its own butt, the hilarity that he must be having by watching the cat try over and over again while going in circles on the floor in an attempt to reach the unreachable, and then to turn that around to prove a completely unrelated point.

When I had read that particular post, I gained a new found respect for the guy. That doesn't mean he's not disgusing nor does it mean that he's any less the perverted beer-guzzeling guy that he was before, but he showed brains that some might not give him credit for.

And besides, the subject needed to be changed from the two who were bickering back and forth like siblings.
#105 Oct 29 2007 at 12:32 PM Rating: Decent
StubsOnAsura the Magnificent wrote:
Thou art one seriously misguided individual. Smiley: grin
..And you're a tool. What's your point?

#106 Oct 29 2007 at 12:33 PM Rating: Decent
Leonai_art wrote:
... I love BT ...


I'm not saying he's not intelligent. He just hides it VERY well.
#107 Oct 29 2007 at 12:33 PM Rating: Decent
Elderon wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Magnificent wrote:
Thou art one seriously misguided individual. Smiley: grin
..And you're a tool. What's your point?



I can't play with you now, sweet cheeks, I'm leaving work soon.
#108 Oct 29 2007 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent
StubsOnAsura the Magnificent wrote:
Leonai_art wrote:
... I love BT ...


I'm not saying he's not intelligent. He just hides it VERY well.


ROFL! Nice summary. Not exactly close, but funny.
#109 Oct 29 2007 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good
Someone should compile all the reasons why people love me into a list. Then, one poster, perhaps an admin, could be the Keeper of the List. Their responsibilities would include updating the list regularly when a new facet of me is found; when a new avenue opens up and you drive your love down it. The list should be indicated numerically, although the order should be unimportant, because all praise of my name is equal in my eyes. The list should be indicated numerically because that way we can say how many things people love about me.
#110 Oct 29 2007 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
Vagina Dentata,
what a wonderful phrase
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30,106 posts
I'm gonna tell Doug to unleash the ******* furry on you! I mean fury.
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#111 Oct 29 2007 at 12:43 PM Rating: Decent
StubsOnAsura the Magnificent wrote:
Elderon wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Magnificent wrote:
Thou art one seriously misguided individual. Smiley: grin
..And you're a tool. What's your point?



I can't play with you now, my *** is chapped and I need to apply the ointment.
FTFY
#112 Oct 29 2007 at 12:46 PM Rating: Default
StubsOnAsura, rehashing old history, wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Pathetic attempt at a one liner.


I'll give you a mulligan. Let's see what you've really got young padawan. Go on, knock my socks off.


Also, ta ta for now, puddin'

Edited, Oct 29th 2007 3:46pm by StubsOnAsura
#113 Oct 29 2007 at 1:02 PM Rating: Default
*** takeover can't come soon enough
#114 Oct 29 2007 at 1:05 PM Rating: Decent
Ken Burton's Reject
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BT is awesome incarnate for his sheer ability to not only entertain but do so through the most disturbing posts ever on these boards. Seriously, if you were to read one of his posts in public, people would believe you'd lost it and have you committed. That or take it as a confession and have the cops haul you off.

And yet, much like his many sexual conquests, BT has left stains on all of us. Many a keyboard has been ruined with his offhanded comments. Several monitors bear the scars of an unexpected BT response.

I dare not even try to be nearly as twisted, even if I have the talent with words to do so. It would be like trying to be Hellboy, Usagi or any other archetypal character here in the OOT.
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#115 Oct 29 2007 at 1:10 PM Rating: Decent
I hope they sodomize Pawkeshup first
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