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GFY, this thread died after it was made. It is finally getting interesting.

That might explain why it would be limp but it doesn't explain why it isn't swordfighting.

You see, none of your insults ever make any sense. It's like, I might be offended if I could make out what you're trying to say, but I never can. I actually feel kinda bad about calling you a ****** now. Making fun of you isn't really fun at all You can never understand why I'm laughing at you, and I can never understand what your responses are supposed to mean, it's a vicious cycle.

Edited, Oct 28th 2007 7:10pm by Sillygooose

If you'd tell certain people, such as the subject of this thread, to stop ear-fucking you, you might be able to understand it.

The rest of us already do, and have simply given up on calling your numerous whooshes.

Great taste.

Less filling.

Foot long ?

Let's not kid ourselves, Gooose is at the head of that line. He's more happy than Katie at miscarriage support group.

BT sucks. That is all.

Edited, Oct 29th 2007 1:24am by jackjeckel

Complete sentences with capitalization and puncuation: they make you look like less of an idiot.

I had to Google Brianna Banks.

I did to, but I already knew who she was.

I seem to have left a "t" out of "punctuation".

I love that about me.

This seriously is an awesome thread. BT is the freakin god of taking some crazy scenario and being able to combine it into a cognative thought and example to explain whatever the hell it is he's trying to explain. The most recent awesomeness that I've observed being the cat attempting to lick his balls story. Simply amazing. Most people can't seem to even formulate thought further than what the television tells them, let alone be able to take the story of a poor cat w/ a cone over its head and spin that into an actual plausible simile to explain the point that he was trying to make, the point of which had nothing at ALL to do with his poor cat who was still satisfied even though all he could truly lick was the plastic.

It was poetic and absolutely hilariously disgusting all at the same time.