What the hell are you people doing here? Post something. It helps me drink when I have stuff to read.
Maybe I could start us off, in a sort of questions and answers format:
Allegory: tell me more about the beneficial relationship we consumers share with the bloated, feculent thing known as WalMart.
Kaain: read any good books lately? Ever?
Hellboy: what disgusting things have been going on with your body? We haven't really heard lately, and that makes me nervous.
BonniHoney: are you a younger, cuter, tonguier, more annoying version of Blacktuesday? Because I think you are. Ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nexa: how you doin'? Does it bother you that Smash is going to spend his five dollars on himself?
Mazra: Who gives a fUck?
Tasera: Shaved?
Tsukino: What does a diaper smell like?
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
What the hell are you people doing here? Post something. It helps me drink when I have stuff to read.
Hellboy: what disgusting things have been going on with your body? We haven't really heard lately, and that makes me nervous.
Hellboy: what disgusting things have been going on with your body? We haven't really heard lately, and that makes me nervous.
Buwhahaha!
I'm witholding my starting threads it seems. Everyone hates me. My life sucks.
and I'm depressed and sad.
I'm witholding my starting threads it seems. Everyone hates me. My life sucks.
and I'm depressed and sad.
Not recently though. I haven't read anything worth mentioning in the past three months. It's bar time though.. I must go satisfy my youthfully stupid urge to kill as many brain cells as possible, whilst still be able to walk. 'Cause, as we all know, you can't have fun unless you're drinkin'.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Tasera: Shaved?
Only on special occasions.
Mazra wrote:
I looked out the window and saw a big fireball in the sky. I'm not going outside until it's gone.
LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
What the hell are you people doing here? Post something. It helps me drink when I have stuff to read.
Hellboy: what disgusting things have been going on with your body? We haven't really heard lately, and that makes me nervous.
Hellboy: what disgusting things have been going on with your body? We haven't really heard lately, and that makes me nervous.
Mmmm, reading ****, now that's a novel idea.
Haha, get it? A novel idea.
Honestly, though, I'd say any advice that Anna offers concerning ************ is probably sound, if there's any truth to the saying that practice makes perfect. Because that old witch is so frigid, if a man ever really entered her he'd just snap off like a carrot.
Tailmon, I don't really have anything for you.
Lady Tasera wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Tasera: Shaved?
Only on special occasions.
Liar, I can't imagine anything special ever happens in your life.
Lady Tasera wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Tasera: Shaved?
Only on special occasions.
before I go..
Gross. You should stay shaved.
What if something unexpected comes up?
**** you BT. Not even a casual off-the-wall insult? I see what I mean to you...
NOTHING.
No, it's ok. Srsly.
NOTHING.
No, it's ok. Srsly.
StubsOnAsura the Magnificent wrote:
@#%^ you BT. Not even a casual off-the-wall insult? I see what I mean to you...
NOTHING.
No, it's ok. Srsly.
NOTHING.
No, it's ok. Srsly.
Stubs, how badly do you want me inside you? More or less than yesterday?
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
More or less
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Lady Tasera wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Tasera: Shaved?
Only on special occasions.
before I go..
Gross. You should stay shaved.
What if something unexpected comes up?
Trimming > Shaving
Mazra wrote:
I looked out the window and saw a big fireball in the sky. I'm not going outside until it's gone.
Lady Tasera wrote:
Trimming < Shaving
Agreed.
Really though, don't bother shaving if you're not going to stick to it. There's nothing worse than a spiney ******. Well, other than Anna's.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
There's nothing worse than a spiney ******
Seconded.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
What the hell are you people doing here? Post something. It helps me drink when I have stuff to read.
Maybe I could start us off, in a sort of questions and answers format:
Mazra: Who gives a fUck?
Maybe I could start us off, in a sort of questions and answers format:
Mazra: Who gives a fUck?
Maz is a better poster than you are. As evidenced by this thread.
Galkaman wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
What the hell are you people doing here? Post something. It helps me drink when I have stuff to read.
Maybe I could start us off, in a sort of questions and answers format:
Mazra: Who gives a fUck?
Maybe I could start us off, in a sort of questions and answers format:
Mazra: Who gives a fUck?
Maz is a better poster than you are. As evidenced by this thread.
Explain why I'm a sage then and he's a Qaoz.
That's what I thought, *****.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Mazra: Who gives a fUck?
You do, apparently.
Lolololol, see what I just did there?!
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Lord Mazra wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Mazra: Who gives a fUck?
You do, apparently.
Lolololol, see what I just did there?!
Jeez, I make an honest attempt to reach out to one of my fellow posters and get to know her better and you and Galkaman both assume that I'm somehow slighting you. Well lady, I think I know all I need to about you, now.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Galkaman wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
What the hell are you people doing here? Post something. It helps me drink when I have stuff to read.
Maybe I could start us off, in a sort of questions and answers format:
Mazra: Who gives a fUck?
Maybe I could start us off, in a sort of questions and answers format:
Mazra: Who gives a fUck?
Maz is a better poster than you are. As evidenced by this thread.
Explain why I'm using Alla karma as a back up for why I'm better, then.
That's what I thought, *****.
Please stop rating me down.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Please stop rating me down.
Shut up about karma etc. or Imma have to slap you silly, silly.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
I think I just wasted the last five minutes staring at BT's avatar, and trying to imagine if it would be creepier if it went in reverse.
Would you allow me to dry hump your face for 15min in my underwear for $500?
| Yes: |    | 13 (56.5%) |
| No: | | 10 (43.5%) |
| Total: | 23 |
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'd do one minute for $500.
Jophiel wrote:
Poll Removed: No more than one per thread, please!
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