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remember kids: don't pick up hitch hikersFollow

#1 Oct 26 2007 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
http://www.kxii.com/home/headlines/10778386.html

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Officials say Evans was hitch hiking down Interstate 30 in Arlington when a white female known only as ‘Angie’ picked him up.

Soon thereafter, the 42-year-old driver invited Evans back to her horse barn just outside of Wolfe City.

When they arrived, the two became intimate, and officials say ‘Angie’ asked Evans to perform oral sex on her.

That’s when they say Evans got quite a surprise.

"(When he did) comply with the female subject, he found out it was in fact not a female, but a male," Sheriff Moore said.

Officials say Evans pulled out a knife and stabbed ‘Angie’-- who is a man-- multiple times.


not sure i'd go all stabbitty stabbitty, but there'd be some sort of retaliation.

#2 Oct 26 2007 at 8:13 AM Rating: Good
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#3 Oct 26 2007 at 8:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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I thought that oral sex was part of the book of the open road. If you wanna get to the next town, you'd better be ready to take a shot in the mouth.
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#4 Oct 26 2007 at 8:15 AM Rating: Good
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Where's Tailmoon from again?


****.. you beat me to it.
#5 Oct 26 2007 at 8:16 AM Rating: Good
There are road signs back in my home town of El Paso that read "Do not pick up Hitchhikers." Has more to do with the Federal Prison, but still….

We also have signs along the border highway that look similar to the school kid crossing signs. Only they aren't kids and they look like they are running. Smiley: lol
#6 Oct 26 2007 at 8:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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This seems more of a warning not to pick up hitchhikers if you're dressed in drag and lying about your gender before asking for oral sex.
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#7 Oct 26 2007 at 8:27 AM Rating: Decent
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I love the border crossing signs. I think they have them on the Hwy too because they had all those accidents with the mexis trying to cross the highwway like complete morons.
#8 Oct 26 2007 at 8:29 AM Rating: Good
That would be quite creepy. I think I'd have to go and burn off my face and gargle some whiskey to get rid of it. Wouldn't the fact that he would be lacking...assets be the first proof that there was something wrong...well unless he had some man-boobs.
#9 Oct 26 2007 at 8:29 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
This seems more of a warning not to pick up hitchhikers if you're dressed in drag and lying about your gender before asking for oral sex.


Smiley: nod

Sounds like things were going pretty swell until the whole "surprise!" part.
#10 Oct 26 2007 at 8:33 AM Rating: Good
I can't imagine this scene without Admiral Ackbar.
#11 Oct 26 2007 at 8:57 AM Rating: Good
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You gotta wonder about the rationalization the tranny had in putting him...her..itself in this position. "Well, maybe once I get the dude worked up enough he'll just say 'I'm already half nekkid, ***** it!' "

Edited, Oct 26th 2007 10:57am by Kakar
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#12 Oct 26 2007 at 9:10 AM Rating: Default
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That's weird.

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#13 Oct 26 2007 at 9:13 AM Rating: Good
At least she didn't have a gun in her ******. That is, if she had had a ******.

Just sayin'.
#14 Oct 26 2007 at 9:16 AM Rating: Excellent
ROFL! That's awesome... and just so wrong.
#15 Oct 26 2007 at 9:18 AM Rating: Excellent
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
At least she didn't have a gun in her ******. That is, if she had had a ******.

Just sayin'.


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You think your cervix hurts now? Smiley: dubious
#16 Oct 26 2007 at 9:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Galkaman wrote:
I can't imagine this scene without Admiral Ackbar.


Smiley: laugh
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#17 Oct 26 2007 at 9:19 AM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
At least she didn't have a gun in her ******. That is, if she had had a ******.

Just sayin'.


PROTIP: Always make sure the safety is ON.


You think your cervix hurts now? Smiley: dubious


When I'm running from Leatherface, I always pack heat in my cooch.

It only makes sense.
#18 Oct 26 2007 at 9:19 AM Rating: Good
Leonai_art wrote:
ROFL! That's awesome...

<Quick fool! You look weird! Add something else!>

I have to do that next time I'm out

So, did he still do it?

Did his breasts feel like bags of sand?


... and just so wrong.

<facepalm>
#19 Oct 26 2007 at 9:21 AM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
When I'm running from Leatherface, I always pack heat in my cooch.

It only makes sense.


Smiley: lol Second time this week! Smiley: lol
#20 Oct 26 2007 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
When I'm running from Leatherface, I always pack heat in my cooch.

It only makes sense.


Smiley: lol Second time this week! Smiley: lol


Second time this week what? That I made you want me so bad?

It's ok to admit, Mindel.
#21 Oct 26 2007 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
When I'm running from Leatherface, I always pack heat in my cooch.

It only makes sense.


Smiley: lol Second time this week! Smiley: lol


Second time this week what? That I made you want me so bad?

It's ok to admit, Mindel.


You do that every day, Belki :D

But srsly, look down.
#22 Oct 26 2007 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
You do that every day, Belki :D

But srsly, look down.


Oh! Smiley: lol

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#23 Oct 26 2007 at 10:08 AM Rating: Excellent
Galkaman wrote:
Leonai_art wrote:
ROFL! That's awesome...

<Quick fool! You look weird! Add something else!>

I have to do that next time I'm out

So, did he still do it?

Did his breasts feel like bags of sand?


... and just so wrong.

<facepalm>


You seriously should cut back on watching "The 40 year old virgin".
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