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Have you been noticing this nasty trend of Richarded-up water? You know exactly what I'm talking about. You go to a resturant and order a glass of water with your meal and what does the clueless @#%^ing waitstaff bring you?

A glass of water with a god-be-damned slice of lemon in it. I didn't order LEMONADE you brainless ****! I ordered water. Water doesn't need any sprucing up. It's suppose to be plain. I can't handle this obsession that America has with @#%^ing sh*t up...er, I mean, with making everything oh so much better.

You want flavored water, buy some Kool-Aid. Grab your Crystal Light To Go packets and shove'em up your ***.

Ok, show of hands. Who remembers when you were young, drinking water straight from the hose on a hot summer day playing with your friends? It was good enough for you then right? So what's the problem now? Has the system beaten you so good that even the most basic of items, you must now buy in little bottles with sports clips, loaded with electrolites, pumped full of artificial flavors and colors? Gatorade, for instance, is "a smart choice for athletes because it rehydrates, replenishes and refuels in ways water can't." Righttttttttttttttttt. I'd love to see "Glycerol ester of wood rosin" refuel my poor, duped, consumer ***.



Do you see a "Flavor" molecule on this damn thing?

Water: So simple even children love it.

I don't think I posted this one.


Edited, Oct 26th 2007 11:18am by Kaelesh

You forgot: "Get off my lawn!"

Kae, you even used the same title!!

I am, in fact, a little drunk from the night before, and sick.

I take no responsibility for my posts.

You know that spamming your way to 6k is pointless right? It's not a ding, by your very own rules.

I know it's been all over the news so some of you may have already heard, but my cat suffered a broken leg last weekend. He suffered a few days with a splint, and then wednesday I dropped him off for surgery. Friday night he came home from the vet, shaven and sporting a silly plastic Elizabethan collar to deny him the joy of nibbling off his stitches.

So, the cat still wants to lick his nuts; who can blame him? He gets his good leg all pulled up behind his head, cranes the neck to allow his face to fall on his loins, and sets to workin' it. The power of the collar blocks him, and he laps away at the white plastic rather than his neglected balls. He laps and he licks, and he seems genuinely satisfied to lick the plastic rather than his balls, so long as he is positioned in such a way that he would under normal circumstances felate himself.

That's what responding to Coddy and his ilk is like, licking the plastic sheet above your balls. You may have the satisfaction of a finely crafted insult, but this special breed of moran simply plods on ignorant of their own ineptitude; incapable of comprehending their sucktitude.

So just remember that when next you respond to the ********* take the satisfaction in the act itself, rather than the result, because just like ********* under a plastic collar, they are incapable of feeling your intent.


Admit it, this was a very creative way to slip in my "cat licking his collar with the intent of oral ****************** story into an otherwise useless thread. I hope you all enjoyed it, but what's important is that I did.

It's basically the exact same story. Even the same wording.

Copypasta from my way way out of date blog.

at Kealesh!!! I support your efforts to turn this Friday into an exciting day of OOT threads.

Oh and I don't drink water and cannot remember the last time I would have drank that nasty crap straight from the equally nasty hose. Water sucks bring me a Pepsi!

I used to enjoy that plastic/metal taste it left behind in your mouth...

Water: Serious business.

We are talking about Kaelesh here.

I am in Real Estate.