Parents... I salute you.Follow

Heh as said in the title I salute you parents. You can put up with kids for years, I personally can't put up with them for 10mins. I've got a couple stories which show you how short tempered I am with todays youth heh

Well today I was at the local mart' pickin up some food for a lil Halloween party I was gonna have with some pals. Well I was lookin for the cheapest crap I could give (chips and crap) and some kid comes up to me (not directly up to me just around to where I was takin stuff down and checking the prices) and as I said above I can't stand kids so I kinda grunt to myself and move over a bit away from him. He moves a little closer to me (this kid had to be round 5ish not a real todler) I try to ignore him and I put ah... what they called Scoop Nachos? back on the shelf, as I do this the runs away around the isle. I'm still lookin when he comes back with a shopping cart and another devil most likely his brother from it and the new devil is screaming his head off "STOP IT STOP MOVING IT STOP IT" on and on and on and there mom/dad/watcher doesn't seem to be anywhere around here. I sigh and continue lookin trying to ignore the screams from the kids thats when I feel a big bump and I turn the kids ramming me with the shopping cart. So I say "Hey thats not nice stop please" and the kid doesn't stop so I'm getting pissed. I grab the shopping cart to stop him, the kid (whos pushing it at me) starts yelling?crying? some weird combination and then at that moment there mom? (she looked round 20ish) she stops dead at the sight of me and SHE yells at ME "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY KIDS" I let go of the cart and the little devil pushing runs over to the women and starts crying? on her and shes looking at me oddly so I say "your little punk was ramming me with the cart I didn't do sh*t" she grabs the cart without saying a word and marches off as if I HAD DONE SOMETHING WRONG!

Heh so I salute you parents S!

This is a safe place, so you can tell us where the little boy touched you. You can show us on this doll if it makes it any easier.

*sigh

I love my kids, adore them to death, but after 3 days of enforced proximity to them because of the fires, I was ready to kill them.

I love my kids but they do drive me frikin' batty sometimes. But not all kids, or should I say, parents are like this. If my kids had acted like that at that age they would have been in serious trouble; but they wouldn't because I keep an eye on them and make them behave, still, and my youngest is 11.

By the way, this is an example of starting a new paragraph. Makes it much easier on the eyes, doesn't it? You did actually do it once, I bet you could have done it again.

Edited, Oct 25th 2007 5:44pm by KassandrahKnight

Think of it this way: Although the mother should not have overreacted like she did, all she saw was some stranger holding onto her cart, with her kid attached to it, looking angrily at the kids. You don't know if she was having a bad day and really needed to get some groceries and couldn't keep an eagle-eye vigil on her kids, or whatever.

Kids can be ******** though >:o

I hate kids.

It doesn't make it any easier on me when people tell me I should be a teacher. I can't count the number of times retards have told me "You're so good with kids, you should be a teacher!"

Kids will drive you insane very quickly when you are in close proximity to them. Lack of logic, coherence, and a setting between "Off" and "High" grates on me to no end.

Still, I will work with kids every once in a while. When I feel Masochistic.

I am going to take a guess and say all the people complaining about kids are the ones that do not have any. When they are your own, it is slightly different. My two kids are the best thing that ever happened to me.

I hate myself, so I guess I hate kids.

Yes, though sometimes they get away from you without knowing wth happened to them, however, the parent in the OP's comments should have known better...

I now pass the marvelous "IWinHat" on to you, for you to bestow upon another individual you find worthy.

As long as you realize they're not the best thing that ever happened to ME, we'll get along just fine.

I'm going to take a wild stab here and guess that you're not the one that gave birth.

Nexa

That's why people at work love me, too.

Well, some of them. The rest are probably looking for an excuse to ******* me.