Heh as said in the title I salute you parents. You can put up with kids for years, I personally can't put up with them for 10mins. I've got a couple stories which show you how short tempered I am with todays youth heh
Well today I was at the local mart' pickin up some food for a lil Halloween party I was gonna have with some pals. Well I was lookin for the cheapest crap I could give (chips and crap) and some kid comes up to me (not directly up to me just around to where I was takin stuff down and checking the prices) and as I said above I can't stand kids so I kinda grunt to myself and move over a bit away from him. He moves a little closer to me (this kid had to be round 5ish not a real todler) I try to ignore him and I put ah... what they called Scoop Nachos? back on the shelf, as I do this the runs away around the isle. I'm still lookin when he comes back with a shopping cart and another devil most likely his brother from it and the new devil is screaming his head off "STOP IT STOP MOVING IT STOP IT" on and on and on and there mom/dad/watcher doesn't seem to be anywhere around here. I sigh and continue lookin trying to ignore the screams from the kids thats when I feel a big bump and I turn the kids ramming me with the shopping cart. So I say "Hey thats not nice stop please" and the kid doesn't stop so I'm getting pissed. I grab the shopping cart to stop him, the kid (whos pushing it at me) starts yelling?crying? some weird combination and then at that moment there mom? (she looked round 20ish) she stops dead at the sight of me and SHE yells at ME "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY KIDS" I let go of the cart and the little devil pushing runs over to the women and starts crying? on her and shes looking at me oddly so I say "your little punk was ramming me with the cart I didn't do sh*t" she grabs the cart without saying a word and marches off as if I HAD DONE SOMETHING WRONG!
Heh so I salute you parents S!