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Mistress Serielley wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Mistress Serielley wrote:
Mistress Serielley wrote:
Genesis 2 wrote:
24 So man muv out da basement an lives wif da womenz, an be all u can puts your toofbrush nexta mine an I no eats you.
25 and teh man and teh woman weared invisible clothes! Cause dey had teh secksy.
25 and teh man and teh woman weared invisible clothes! Cause dey had teh secksy.
Oh God, I just choked on my lunch.
Mazra wrote:
I looked out the window and saw a big fireball in the sky. I'm not going outside until it's gone.
That is headache inducing. lolcats in small doses, funny stuff. That much is just 
Omygod. This is going to make my 3:00 conference call so much more entertaining.
Edited, Oct 25th 2007 5:52pm by KassandrahKnight
Quote:
Solomones Songz of Songz, kthx.
Teh Beluved:
Let him kiss me wit da kissus of hiz mouf--
for yer love be moar delitefool den cheezbugers. Srsly.
Yu has a smell I likez;
yer name is like smellz poorded out.
Deh oter sluts luv yu too!
Take me wit yu plz, come on!
Letz go! the king bringme into hiz chamburz, k?
Teh Beluved:
Let him kiss me wit da kissus of hiz mouf--
for yer love be moar delitefool den cheezbugers. Srsly.
Yu has a smell I likez;
yer name is like smellz poorded out.
Deh oter sluts luv yu too!
Take me wit yu plz, come on!
Letz go! the king bringme into hiz chamburz, k?
Edited, Oct 25th 2007 5:52pm by KassandrahKnight
Wow, that is incredibly awesome! To think I just sent that to my Mormon Family...
Mindel wrote:
Mistress Serielley wrote:
LOLcats have ruined my life!! *shakes a fist* Damn you, LOLcats!
Is there some kind of support group to shake the addiction?
hilarious..they havent translated all the books though ; ;
psalm 23
Quote:
1 Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)
He givz me evrithin I need.
2 He taekz me to teh sunni spot
an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.
3 He makez mai soul happi
an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.
4 I iz in teh valli of deth, fearin no evilz,
bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me pokin me wif hiz stix an it maek me so kumfy.
5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
He givz me a flea baff an so much milk it runz out of mai bowl LOL.
6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.
He givz me evrithin I need.
2 He taekz me to teh sunni spot
an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.
3 He makez mai soul happi
an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.
4 I iz in teh valli of deth, fearin no evilz,
bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me pokin me wif hiz stix an it maek me so kumfy.
5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
He givz me a flea baff an so much milk it runz out of mai bowl LOL.
6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.
psalm 23
Lolcat bible. wrote:
Leviticus 18 1-30
1 And ceiling cat sed, "Oh hai Mozus,"2 U sez unto teh kittehz uv Izreeul, u sez: "I are teh CEILING CAT, teh mos L337 r00lz0rz!!!!!1!1one11!3 Dose guyz in teh eejipt, whar u wuz at, DO NOT WANT u for do dat. In teh Canaan, whar u be go to, DO NOT WANT u for do dat too. Kthxbai.4 Do whut I sez, cuz I am teh r00lzors, teh moar CEILING CAT.5 Lets do coke!
6 No can has teh secks wif teh fambily. I are teh CEILING CAT.
7 No can dis ur daddy n has teh secks wif ur mommy. She iz mommy, no secks wif hur.
8 No can has teh secks wif ur daddy's hoez, dat dis ur daddy.
9 No can has teh secks wif ur sister. No iz okai for teh beej. Srry.
10 No can has teh secks wif da kitteh uf ur kitteh. I are watching you **********.
11 No can has teh heej from teh cuzins. Srry.
12 No can has teh secks wif teh auntie.
13 No cans get teh beej wif auntie too. Srry.
14 No can has teh buttsecks wif teh unkl. He are teh goatse.
15 No can has beej from dawter in law. Well okai maibe sumtimes.
16 No can has teh secks wif ur broes hoes. Dats ur bro d00d!
17 No can has gangbang wif grandma and granddawter.
18 No can has gangbang wif ur hoes sisturz. Is for me.
19 No can get ur harbl wetted when ur hoes has teh bluds in hur harbl.
20 No can has teh @#%^ing in teh dunjun uv yer nayber.
21 No can **** yur harbl in teh fire of teh Molech. I are ceiling cat. I are watching u **********.
22 No can has teh buttsecks wif teh mens. (hehe)
23 No can has teh dogsex. No can has @#%^ings wif teh horse. No can @#%^ teh goats. Srsly.
24 Guys, you no can has. Teh hoes is myne.25 If u teks mai hoes, I kik ur azz.26 Sooo, uz dun can has teh buttsecks, no can has teh dawg @#%^ing.27 I are on teh ceiling. I cans ***** on u.28 I spunkd on dose guys. Hehe.
29 Dey DO NOT WANT.30 OKAI? I are ceiling cat. I are watching u **********.
1 And ceiling cat sed, "Oh hai Mozus,"2 U sez unto teh kittehz uv Izreeul, u sez: "I are teh CEILING CAT, teh mos L337 r00lz0rz!!!!!1!1one11!3 Dose guyz in teh eejipt, whar u wuz at, DO NOT WANT u for do dat. In teh Canaan, whar u be go to, DO NOT WANT u for do dat too. Kthxbai.4 Do whut I sez, cuz I am teh r00lzors, teh moar CEILING CAT.5 Lets do coke!
6 No can has teh secks wif teh fambily. I are teh CEILING CAT.
7 No can dis ur daddy n has teh secks wif ur mommy. She iz mommy, no secks wif hur.
8 No can has teh secks wif ur daddy's hoez, dat dis ur daddy.
9 No can has teh secks wif ur sister. No iz okai for teh beej. Srry.
10 No can has teh secks wif da kitteh uf ur kitteh. I are watching you **********.
11 No can has teh heej from teh cuzins. Srry.
12 No can has teh secks wif teh auntie.
13 No cans get teh beej wif auntie too. Srry.
14 No can has teh buttsecks wif teh unkl. He are teh goatse.
15 No can has beej from dawter in law. Well okai maibe sumtimes.
16 No can has teh secks wif ur broes hoes. Dats ur bro d00d!
17 No can has gangbang wif grandma and granddawter.
18 No can has gangbang wif ur hoes sisturz. Is for me.
19 No can get ur harbl wetted when ur hoes has teh bluds in hur harbl.
20 No can has teh @#%^ing in teh dunjun uv yer nayber.
21 No can **** yur harbl in teh fire of teh Molech. I are ceiling cat. I are watching u **********.
22 No can has teh buttsecks wif teh mens. (hehe)
23 No can has teh dogsex. No can has @#%^ings wif teh horse. No can @#%^ teh goats. Srsly.
24 Guys, you no can has. Teh hoes is myne.25 If u teks mai hoes, I kik ur azz.26 Sooo, uz dun can has teh buttsecks, no can has teh dawg @#%^ing.27 I are on teh ceiling. I cans ***** on u.28 I spunkd on dose guys. Hehe.
29 Dey DO NOT WANT.30 OKAI? I are ceiling cat. I are watching u **********.
For all of you heathens out there who are going to hell via the number 22 special (including myself)
Edited, Oct 26th 2007 1:32am by tarubstchef
Too bad I've forgotten what book the 10 commandments are in. I'd like to read those.
Kachi wrote:
Too bad I've forgotten what book the 10 commandments are in. I'd like to read those.
Exodus 20
Old Testament
1 Then Ceiling Cat spoked all them werds:
2 I iz Suprior Cat, An I broughted u out of hawt lend wit no cheezbrgrs for hard werk at all
3 U gotz other Ceiling Cat, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.
4 If u try be Ceiling Cat of any of mai creayshunz up in floaty skai, down in erth or in watr or I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.
5 If u think faek Ceiling Cat iz Ceiling Cat, I mek u ded An ur children ded An ur children-children ded, for being stupid.
6 If not I wuv u An all ur childrenz-childrenz-childrenz!
7 U sez Ceiling Cat bad, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes, for I dun liek it. Srsly.
8 Remembur caturday An keep holy.
9 U werk 6 dais An finish werk, K?
10 Caturday, u no werk. U An all ur peepz go wrship me.
11 I maded heavenz An erth An see An the stuff that does teh funney hoppey stuffz in An on it - so I make it holy cuz I no werk.
12 Bez u good to papa An mama so u has long lief.
13 U no mek peepz ded!
14 U no mek sexxes wit other gurlz or menz than ur wief (so no awsum treesum alowed!).
15 U no tek stuffs for free if not getz for free.
16 U no tell bad stuff about ur neibor.
17 U no wantz neibor stuff! No wief, no gurlz, no menz, no animulz, NO BUKKITZ! NOT YOURS.
18 When peepz see mai great orkestr wit thundr An all cool speshul effects thei wur scardy wimps
19 Thei sed to Moses 'U goez speek to uz An we will listen; but Ceiling Cat will shoot us wit its lazer eyes!'
20 Moses LOLled lotz, An a bit moar, for thei wuz such wimps, An sed 'Ceiling Cat no mek u ded; he just wantz to haef vun wit u gais An maek u scaredy cats so u obei him.'
21 But peepz wur still wimps An let Moses go ther to Ceiling Cat.
22 Ceiling Cat sez "Tellz them wimpies: 'U see I spoked to u from heavenz.
23 U no mek me of silvar or goldz.
24 U mek me altar of erth An gif me pwnz0rzed animulz ther An I gif u cheezburgr.
25 But u no maek me altar of bjutiful stonez. DO NOT WANT!
26 An u no use steps on altar or I can see ur penises. DO NOT WANT!"
Edited, Oct 26th 2007 2:12am by stupidmonkey
Edited, Oct 26th 2007 2:13am by stupidmonkey
Edited, Oct 26th 2007 2:14am by stupidmonkey
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
This is proof that people have entirely too much time on their hands. 
I can not even imagine how bored I would have to be to make something like that.
75 Rabbit/75 Sheep/75 Coeurl/75 Eft/75 Raptor/75 Hippogryph/75 Puk
75 Scorpion/75 Wamoura/75 Pixie/75 Peiste/64 Sabotender
51 Bird/41 Mandragora/40 Bee/37 Crawler/37 Bat
Items no one cares about: O
Missions no one cares about: O
Crafts no one cares about: O
75 Scorpion/75 Wamoura/75 Pixie/75 Peiste/64 Sabotender
51 Bird/41 Mandragora/40 Bee/37 Crawler/37 Bat
Items no one cares about: O
Missions no one cares about: O
Crafts no one cares about: O
So, do I convert to lolCat-holicism or remain with the Pasta-farians.
Flying Spaghetti Monster or Ceiling Cat with lazer eyes.
Hmm...
Flying Spaghetti Monster or Ceiling Cat with lazer eyes.
Hmm...
Anyone check out Ezekiel 25 yet (Ezekial 25:17 - The path of the righteous man is beset...)?
Quote:
Teh walkies of the goodie iz fightins an stuff by lotza unfair gredy aholes. Mani cheeborgrz 2 teh goodie man cuz of bein nice n stuff 2 helpin kitties thru teh scary plaice. He gud goodie man and finden losted kitties an such. Ceiling cat gonna pwn demz who *** wit my budz. U kno mai name iz Ceiling Cat whe I'z busta cap in yo azz n such.
Awesome! This is the best!
lolcat wrote:
11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good, so, letz tehre be weed. (and catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs they can getz hai.)13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
Edited, Oct 26th 2007 12:37pm by MrsGemini
I just changed my religion on Facebook from "Flying Spaghetti Monster" to "Ceiling Cat".
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
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