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I put on my robe and pointy hat was so much better. 
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
I put on my robe and pointy hat was so much better.
Mindel wrote:
Samira wrote:
Um, Mindel?
UR, in fact, DOINITWRONG
You should've left it for the ironing.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Mindel wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
I put on my robe and pointy hat was so much better.
BITTER ENOUGH TO USE HIS REAL NAME AGAIN
Edited, Oct 25th 2007 10:59am by remorajunbao
boywithoutaspoon wrote:
Somewhat amusing list ,as per this Popular Mechanics Article:
25. Extend Your Wireless Network check
24. Fix a Bike Flat check
23. Paddle a Canoe check
22. Bleed Brakes no idea
21. Hook Up an HDTV check
20. Change Oil and Filter somewhat check, I have done it
19. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle nope, but I'd like to learn
18. Mix Concrete check
17. Paint a Room check
16. Back Up Data check
15. Get a Car Unstuck check
14. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid check
13. Fillet a Fish check
12. Perform CPR check
11. Sharpen a Knife check, having cooking and camping as a hobby this is important
10. Use a Torque Wrench maybe?
9. Navigate With a Map and Compass check
8. Fix a Dead Outlet check
7. Build a Campfire check
6. Back Up a Trailer check
5. Retouch Digital Photos check
4. Frame a Wall not really
3. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized check
2. Protect Your Computer check
1. Patch A Radiator Hose nope
Surprised there's no "Change a Car Tire" in there. I know how to do maybe 15-18 of those. I've never backed up a trailer before, and would probably fail miserably.
25. Extend Your Wireless Network check
24. Fix a Bike Flat check
23. Paddle a Canoe check
22. Bleed Brakes no idea
21. Hook Up an HDTV check
20. Change Oil and Filter somewhat check, I have done it
19. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle nope, but I'd like to learn
18. Mix Concrete check
17. Paint a Room check
16. Back Up Data check
15. Get a Car Unstuck check
14. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid check
13. Fillet a Fish check
12. Perform CPR check
11. Sharpen a Knife check, having cooking and camping as a hobby this is important
10. Use a Torque Wrench maybe?
9. Navigate With a Map and Compass check
8. Fix a Dead Outlet check
7. Build a Campfire check
6. Back Up a Trailer check
5. Retouch Digital Photos check
4. Frame a Wall not really
3. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized check
2. Protect Your Computer check
1. Patch A Radiator Hose nope
Surprised there's no "Change a Car Tire" in there. I know how to do maybe 15-18 of those. I've never backed up a trailer before, and would probably fail miserably.
Well, I fail at most of the car related ones :( I do know how to change a tire though. Also I'm a guy but I love to cook, so I pass that test too!
Edited, Oct 25th 2007 10:17am by Xsarus
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I can do all of the above, but what Alpha male can't? 
Mindel wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
URDOINITWRONG
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
That was one of the best oneliner/quote I think I ever came up with. Edited, Oct 25th 2007 11:40am by Soracloud
Hmm, I can do all of those and yet my husband is 17/25. Does this make me the man of the house?
I guess I better find a list of things all women should know, for my husband to start learning how to be useful.
Found it. 25 things women and my husband should know
I guess I better find a list of things all women should know, for my husband to start learning how to be useful.
Found it. 25 things women and my husband should know
I have never done the following, though I think I can figure out what to do for 6. I also assume 8 does not just mean replacing the outlet, which I could do, but rewiring the outlet from the breaker b/c of short.
19. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle
8. Fix a Dead Outlet
6. Back Up a Trailer
3. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized
Edited, Oct 25th 2007 11:50am by fhrugby
19. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle
8. Fix a Dead Outlet
6. Back Up a Trailer
3. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized
Edited, Oct 25th 2007 11:50am by fhrugby
ZexathePirate of the Seven Seas wrote:
Hmm, I can do all of those and yet my husband is 17/25. Does this make me the man of the house?
I guess I better find a list of things all women should know, for my husband to start learning how to be useful.
Found it. 25 things women and my husband should know
I guess I better find a list of things all women should know, for my husband to start learning how to be useful.
Found it. 25 things women and my husband should know
Not exactly an equivalent list, though. "Things I want you to know" does not equal "Things you should be able to do".
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Following Chris Farley's career shouldn't take too much time out of your day, though.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
I have never done the following...
19. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle
19. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle
But how do you protect your computer without a well-kept bolt-action rifle?
25. Extend Your Wireless Network -I have dial-up
24. Fix a Bike Flat - easy
23. Paddle a Canoe - can do, and is fun
22. Bleed Brakes - was told to do this once. All i did was push the brakes in...is that how you do it?
21. Hook Up an HDTV - Don't have one, but I'm sure its cake, once i read the manual that comes with it...
20. Change Oil and Filter - i could do this, but never have.
19. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle - Sorry laddies, my grandfather died doing this, blew his head right off...i dont care to "know" how.
18. Mix Concrete - Concrete Mix, Water, stir
17. Paint a Room - Easy, I just painted my parents house not too long ago.
16. Back Up Data - Check
15. Get a Car Unstuck - can do
14. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid - turn with it
13. Fillet a Fish - I haven't done it in a long time, but if i remember right, it was pretty easy
12. Perform CPR - Yea i'm sure i could pull this off, save a life...
11. Sharpen a Knife - Easy to do, lots skill to master for that sweet sharp blade
10. Use a Torque Wrench - i have no idea what this is...
9. Navigate With a Map and Compass - lmao...easy
8. Fix a Dead Outlet - Uh, no
7. Build a Campfire - i was a kiddie scout back in the day, we could just look at the logs and they would burst into flames
6. Back Up a Trailer - lmao i suck at this, its not even funny
5. Retouch Digital Photos - sure
4. Frame a Wall - sure i could do it. Few years back I helped my father build his barn...it was a good father/son time
3. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized - point, laugh, and say "dumb ***" right?
2. Protect Your Computer from? sure i could do it
1. Patch A Radiator Hose kinda goes with the Change Oil and Filter...i'm sure i could do it...but there are people who do it as a living.
24. Fix a Bike Flat - easy
23. Paddle a Canoe - can do, and is fun
22. Bleed Brakes - was told to do this once. All i did was push the brakes in...is that how you do it?
21. Hook Up an HDTV - Don't have one, but I'm sure its cake, once i read the manual that comes with it...
20. Change Oil and Filter - i could do this, but never have.
19. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle - Sorry laddies, my grandfather died doing this, blew his head right off...i dont care to "know" how.
18. Mix Concrete - Concrete Mix, Water, stir
17. Paint a Room - Easy, I just painted my parents house not too long ago.
16. Back Up Data - Check
15. Get a Car Unstuck - can do
14. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid - turn with it
13. Fillet a Fish - I haven't done it in a long time, but if i remember right, it was pretty easy
12. Perform CPR - Yea i'm sure i could pull this off, save a life...
11. Sharpen a Knife - Easy to do, lots skill to master for that sweet sharp blade
10. Use a Torque Wrench - i have no idea what this is...
9. Navigate With a Map and Compass - lmao...easy
8. Fix a Dead Outlet - Uh, no
7. Build a Campfire - i was a kiddie scout back in the day, we could just look at the logs and they would burst into flames
6. Back Up a Trailer - lmao i suck at this, its not even funny
5. Retouch Digital Photos - sure
4. Frame a Wall - sure i could do it. Few years back I helped my father build his barn...it was a good father/son time
3. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized - point, laugh, and say "dumb ***" right?
2. Protect Your Computer from? sure i could do it
1. Patch A Radiator Hose kinda goes with the Change Oil and Filter...i'm sure i could do it...but there are people who do it as a living.
[************************ Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle - Sorry laddies, my grandfather died doing this, blew his head right off...i dont care to "know" how.[/quote]Step #1: Be sure the rifle isn't loaded
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
[************************ Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle - Sorry laddies, my grandfather died doing this, blew his head right off...i dont care to "know" how.[/quote]No offense, but your grandfather may have been an idiot.
Jophiel wrote:
Tsukaremash*ta wrote:
19. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle - Sorry laddies, my grandfather died doing this, blew his head right off...i dont care to "know" how.
Step #2: until such time as you are sure the rifle isn't loaded, do not point the rifle at your head.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I don't think he knew it was loaded.
Maybe he took his own life.. I was like 6...
I was told he was cleaning his gun.
Sick joke... when i turned 16, my grandmother gave me one of his guns.
No idea if it was the "one"
I looked at the gun, then gave it to my father and said he could have it.
I just care not to know how to clean a gun.
Maybe he took his own life.. I was like 6...
I was told he was cleaning his gun.
Sick joke... when i turned 16, my grandmother gave me one of his guns.
No idea if it was the "one"
I looked at the gun, then gave it to my father and said he could have it.
I just care not to know how to clean a gun.
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Not exactly an equivalent list, though. "Things I want you to know" does not equal "Things you should be able to do".
Not in my house it doesn't, I wear the pants, not him
Kaelesh wrote:
I've done all but 3,5,9 and 25.
But aren't you a veteran? You can't read a map and compass or you just haven't had to?
Mindel wrote:
Restless natives?
I just got this picture of the crying Indian from the littering commercial killing my computer with a javelin, then scalping it with a tomahawk. Best mental image of the day so far.
MrsGemini, Mercenary Major wrote:
But aren't you a veteran? You can't read a map and compass or you just haven't had to?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
He once accidentally led his troops into Czechoslovakia.
MrsGemini, Mercenary Major wrote:
Kaelesh wrote:
I've done all but 3,5,9 and 25.
But aren't you a veteran? You can't read a map and compass or you just haven't had to?
Where exactly would you get that idea?
Besides, we never used a map and compass in 'Nam.
Edited, Oct 25th 2007 2:11pm by Kaelesh
I can do everything on that list using only my *****.
13 and 22 are the only ones I don't know how to do or haven't done.
#12 should be something EVERYONE knows how to do, regardless of sex. I have been CPR certified for almost 5 years now, never had to use it, but at least I know how.
#12 should be something EVERYONE knows how to do, regardless of sex. I have been CPR certified for almost 5 years now, never had to use it, but at least I know how.
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