25 Skills Every Man Should KnowFollow

Woah! What happens when I push both of those at once?

Opposite the one that makes her sit down, and shut up.

They fire steak out of their *****

#27 Scratch your back on random objects.

25. Extend Your Wireless Network- Nope
24. Fix a Bike Flat- Yep
23. Paddle a Canoe- Yep
22. Bleed Brakes- Yep
21. Hook Up an HDTV- Yep
20. Change Oil and Filter- Yep
19. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle- I would be ashamed if I couldn't. (I'm a gun owner)
18. Mix Concrete- Done this lots.
17. Paint a Room- Yep
16. Back Up Data- Yep
15. Get a Car Unstuck- Yep
14. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid- Yep
13. Fillet a Fish- Eh?
12. Perform CPR- Yes, even though stomach thrusts are more commonly necessary.
11. Sharpen a Knife- On people.
10. Use a Torque Wrench- Fun
9. Navigate With a Map and Compass- Yep
8. Fix a Dead Outlet- Not so much.
7. Build a Campfire- Yep
6. Back Up a Trailer- Never came up.
5. Retouch Digital Photos- Nope
4. Frame a Wall- Yep
3. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized- Not really.
2. Protect Your Computer- Yep
1. Patch A Radiator Hose- Yep

I think I'd rather push that one.

WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK?

Christ, Usagi, go get your *** in the kitchen and make me some pie.

Yes ma'am...

Since I'm a woman now I can at least let you know how I did these and still can.

25. Extend Your Wireless Network: Will have to do this again when I move.
24. Fix a Bike Flat: Raced Bicycles for years.
23. Paddle a Canoe: Boyscouts and some later fun.
22. Bleed Brakes: Yep more cars than any normal man will do. I moderate Car forum.
21. Hook Up an HDTV; Yep and have to again when I move
20. Change Oil and Filter: every 3k miles on my own
19. Clean a Bolt-Action Rifle: Boy Scouts I have a Semi Auto now.
18. Mix Concrete: Yep Put up many a fence on my property
17. Paint a Room: Several in my home
16. Back Up Data: 5 computers here
15. Get a Car Unstuck: Lets see, Mud, Snow, Ditches lol
14. Maneuver a Car Out of a Skid: Yes many times. Rain, ice and even Ice racing on frozen lakes.
13. Fillet a Fish: many times Should include cleaning fish also
12. Perform CPR: Still certified
11. Sharpen a Knife: yep still do that
10. Use a Torque Wrench: Built many an engine.
9. Navigate With a Map and Compass: Boy Scouts
8. Fix a Dead Outlet: Several in my home after purchase
7. Build a Campfire: Did that last week
6. Back Up a Trailer: Dod that Yesterday, Will do it today
5. Retouch Digital Photos: as stated done it and try on comp still.
4. Frame a Wall: Yes, Built garages and such.
3. Rescue a Boater Who Has Capsized: Yes, Sailboats, and even large boats.
2. Protect Your Computer: I hate McCaffee and Norton.
1. Patch A Radiator Hose: Not advisable unless your unable to find one. Duct tape will hold for a short time. Wrap it tight!

You watch your mouth RJ, or you'll be in there helping him.

Shoulda pressed the damn siddownanshuddup button

Edited, Oct 25th 2007 10:38am by remorajunbao

You did, but it's hooked up to an outlet that isn't working.