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#1 Oct 24 2007 at 11:43 PM Rating: Decent
I will fUcking kill you you right now.


Call Barkingturtle if you want to be abused.
#2 Oct 25 2007 at 12:04 AM Rating: Decent
I am not surpised that you bunch of pUssies are too afraid of me to talk.

CUnts

Edited, Oct 25th 2007 1:04am by Barkingturtle
#3 Oct 25 2007 at 12:08 AM Rating: Decent
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If I wasn't at work and had a computer at home so that I could use skype, I would be calling you every night for a bedtime story. Smiley: cry
#4 Oct 25 2007 at 12:10 AM Rating: Good
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
If I wasn't at work and had a computer at home so that I could use skype, I would be calling you every night for a bedtime story. Smiley: cry


I'd pour warm milk into the sweet crevice of our *** until you fell asleep.

Any of you ******* have a mic?
#5 Oct 25 2007 at 12:12 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
If I wasn't at work and had a computer at home so that I could use skype, I would be calling you every night for a bedtime story. Smiley: cry


I'd pour warm milk into the sweet crevice of our *** until you fell asleep.

Any of you ******* have a mic?



I love that we can share an *** Smiley: inlove
#6 Oct 25 2007 at 12:13 AM Rating: Good
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
If I wasn't at work and had a computer at home so that I could use skype, I would be calling you every night for a bedtime story. Smiley: cry


I'd pour warm milk into the sweet crevice of our *** until you fell asleep.

Any of you ******* have a mic?



I love that we can share an *** Smiley: inlove


If I actually poured milk into your undeserving ****, maybe people would remember you. CUnt.
#7 Oct 25 2007 at 12:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
If I wasn't at work and had a computer at home so that I could use skype, I would be calling you every night for a bedtime story. Smiley: cry


I'd pour warm milk into the sweet crevice of our *** until you fell asleep.

Any of you ******* have a mic?



I love that we can share an *** Smiley: inlove


If I actually poured milk into your undeserving ****, maybe people would remember you. CUnt.



As long as it's the right temperature. It just stings when you warm it up too much.
#8 Oct 25 2007 at 12:20 AM Rating: Decent
So really, do you sit around wondering what it would be like to be a cool kid, and instead you decide it would be funny to joke about me pouring milk into your butt?

I just wonder what fUcking idiots like you do when I'm not ******* with you.
#9 Oct 25 2007 at 12:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
So really, do you sit around wondering what it would be like to be a cool kid, and instead you decide it would be funny to joke about me pouring milk into your butt?

I just wonder what fUcking idiots like you do when I'm not @#%^ing with you.



I honestly wait for you to fuck with me. That's the extent of my intarweb life at work. Waiting for BT to smack me around. Yea, I win.
#10 Oct 25 2007 at 12:29 AM Rating: Decent
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
So really, do you sit around wondering what it would be like to be a cool kid, and instead you decide it would be funny to joke about me pouring milk into your butt?

I just wonder what fUcking idiots like you do when I'm not @#%^ing with you.



I honestly wait for you to fuck with me. That's the extent of my intarweb life at work. Waiting for BT to smack me around. Yea, I win.


What a ******* *****.

Seriously, any of you people happen to be adults who aren't at work? Doubtfull, it's a forum full of failures.

Well, eat my **** and choke on the fact that I actually fUck adult women, you ********
#11 Oct 25 2007 at 12:36 AM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
[quote=Grandfather Barkingturtle]So really, do you sit around wondering what it would be like to be a cool kid, and instead you decide it would be funny to joke about me pouring milk into your butt?

I just wonder what fUcking idiots like you do when I'm not @#%^ing with you.



I honestly wait for you to fuck with me. That's the extent of my intarweb life at work. Waiting for BT to smack me around. Yea, I win.


What a @#%^ing *****.

Seriously, any of you people happen to be adults who aren't at work? Doubtfull, it's a forum full of failures.

Well, eat my sh*t and choke on the fact that I actually fUck adult women, you ****************


I love your zest for life. I can only wish I had your passion.
#12 Oct 25 2007 at 12:39 AM Rating: Decent
Yawn.

#13 Oct 25 2007 at 12:44 AM Rating: Good
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I'm actually serious. The thoughts that you put into your posts are quite impassioned, and it is something to be sought after.
#14 Oct 25 2007 at 12:48 AM Rating: Decent
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
I'm actually serious. The thoughts that you put into your posts are quite impassioned, and it is something to be sought after.


I'm actually serious, too. It's a shame that the most interesting thing you're capable of is quoting me.

I would let you tongue my balls and/or ****, but that's a given.

Anyway, I'm bored.
#15 Oct 25 2007 at 12:52 AM Rating: Good
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Glad I could add to your boredom for a while.
#16 Oct 25 2007 at 12:57 AM Rating: Decent
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
Glad I could add to your boredom for a while.


Don't feel special, you're entirely representative of every other moron who posts here, I just thought maybe there were less than retards in the middle og the night.

Guesss I was wrong.
#17 Oct 25 2007 at 12:58 AM Rating: Decent
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Daughter of Night, sits out on the darkened hillside, in a warm summer breeze. Above her the air is so clear that she can lay on the ground, and feel that she is staring sideways out into the stars. The Earth is behind her back like a wall, not beneath her back like a floor. The air is so clear that the stars are not pricks of light on the linear plane of the dome of night. Each star is suspended clearly in three-dimensional space. Stars are in front of and behind each other, in a huge degree of depth, not just beside each other.

The Daughter wonders if the astro-naughts see the Universe like this, in 3-D, from their ships and station. She wonders why they have never spoken of this before in the media soundbites she has heard. The Daughter weeps and yearns to fly. Surely we were meant to fly. Surely one day she will fly among the stars, and see the galaxies, the nebulae, the myriad solar-systems for herself with her own eyes.

Edited, Oct 25th 2007 5:01am by Aripyanfar
#18 Oct 25 2007 at 1:01 AM Rating: Excellent
This thread would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.
#19 Oct 25 2007 at 1:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
Glad I could add to your boredom for a while.


Don't feel special, you're entirely representative of every other moron who posts here, I just thought maybe there were less than retards in the middle og the night.

Guesss I was wrong.



I'm just pissed that I have to be sober every fucking night. I would love to brighten your night with some drunk posts, but, sadly, there are cameras freaking everywhere here. Smiley: mad
#20 Oct 25 2007 at 1:02 AM Rating: Decent
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This thread would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

Actually I'm enjoying it a lot. (I guess we have established my tastes are low-brow.) Go Duodenam!

Edited, Oct 25th 2007 5:10am by Aripyanfar
#21 Oct 25 2007 at 1:05 AM Rating: Decent
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Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Actually I'm enjoying it a lot. (I guess we have established my tastes are low-brow.) Go Duodenam!



I'm glad there's someone to talk to. This place always dies around this time.
#22 Oct 25 2007 at 1:06 AM Rating: Good
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Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
Glad I could add to your boredom for a while.


Don't feel special, you're entirely representative of every other moron who posts here, I just thought maybe there were less than retards in the middle og the night.

Guesss I was wrong.



I'm just pissed that I have to be sober every fucking night. I would love to brighten your night with some drunk posts, but, sadly, there are cameras freaking everywhere here. Smiley: mad
Oh well, non-drunken working is far more functional than drunken working. Ever gotten drunk in non-work hours and posted/skyped? I haven't had that pleasure myself, I'm thinking I should try it just the once one day, for the experience.
#23 Oct 25 2007 at 1:08 AM Rating: Decent
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I have a mic!

And skype!

but I haven't been on it in god knows when. Work's been busy as ****.
#24 Oct 25 2007 at 1:09 AM Rating: Decent
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Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:
Glad I could add to your boredom for a while.


Don't feel special, you're entirely representative of every other moron who posts here, I just thought maybe there were less than retards in the middle og the night.

Guesss I was wrong.



I'm just pissed that I have to be sober every fucking night. I would love to brighten your night with some drunk posts, but, sadly, there are cameras freaking everywhere here. Smiley: mad
Oh well, non-drunken working is far more functional than drunken working. Ever gotten drunk in non-work hours and posted/skyped? I haven't had that pleasure myself, I'm thinking I should try it just the once one day, for the experience.



Work is the only place (for now) that I have access to a PC. As soon as I get one for home, I feel this will happen a lot Smiley: chug
#25 Oct 25 2007 at 1:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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#26 Oct 25 2007 at 4:44 AM Rating: Good
BT, you silly billy.
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