http://www.cafepress.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=bemanirebirth.181594004
(Yes, it does read "BEER - Because any other use of barley, hops, and yeast would be uncivilized." It's hard to tell because you can't ever see more than about a third of it at a time.
) The rest of it currently is T-shirts that might be appropriate for a Christmas present for someone you don't like but can afford to blow $15 on.
Oh, and in related news, I'm bored, I'm broke, and I'm probably going to have to shut down my website in just over a month unless I somehow manage to come up with $240. Think of that as more incentive to tell people not to buy my stuff.
This is not a subliminal message. This is not a subliminal message. You don't want to spend your hard-earned money on a T-shirt designed to confuse people or one that has a really bad pun on it.
If anyone has any ideas for merchandise they'd like to see not sell, you might as well mention what it is here.