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#1 Oct 24 2007 at 1:03 PM Rating: Excellent
I just had a 10 minute conversation with my cat Barley. I supplied him his voice, complete with mispronunciations ala "lolcat memes." We talked about folding laundry, how happy it made him and then discussed where the towels went. I didn't believe him at first but sure enough, they went where he said, the towel closet (which he called the tail sposet).

I chatter back in forth with him from time to time but this was a full blown conversation. Either my wife needs to get home from work earlier or I need to get out more.

#2 Oct 24 2007 at 1:04 PM Rating: Default
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Meh...or both
#3 Oct 24 2007 at 1:04 PM Rating: Excellent
At least you did it w/ a live breathing being. I've done that a time or two w/ my coffee cup.
#4 Oct 24 2007 at 1:05 PM Rating: Decent
Leonai_art wrote:
At least you did it w/ a live breathing being. I've done that a time or two w/ my coffee cup.


Do you at least see Elvis or dead relatives in your coffee's reflection?
#5 Oct 24 2007 at 1:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Leonai_art wrote:
At least you did it w/ a live breathing being. I've done that a time or two w/ my coffee cup.
lolcupz?
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#6 Oct 24 2007 at 1:06 PM Rating: Decent
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I still see a problem with giving your cat a voice...lol
#7 Oct 24 2007 at 1:09 PM Rating: Excellent
no no, see it's shiny and red and it ads to the internal shininess when it has coffee in it. It's the most incredible cup in the freakin world of coffee mugs. Every other mug that i've had that's SUPPOSED to keep it warm only keeps it warm marginally longer than an open-topped cup, so they're virtually useless lying sacks of... *cough* so anyway. My pretty shiny red cup actually will keep the coffee warm for around 2.5-3 hours. It's the super cup and is far superior when it has a voice to talk with, but the poor thing doesn't. So therefore, I've obliged on a few occasions. Very nice of me, don't you think?
#8 Oct 24 2007 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
I sometimes talk to my dogs.

But they always talk back so I have no idea what it's like for you Sora.
#9 Oct 24 2007 at 1:17 PM Rating: Excellent
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
I sometimes talk to my dogs.

But they always talk back so I have no idea what it's like for you Sora.


Almost spit Imperial Stout all over my keyboard.

Thanks!
#10 Oct 24 2007 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
I sometimes talk to my dogs.

But they always talk back so I have no idea what it's like for you Sora.


Almost spit Imperial Stout all over my keyboard.

Thanks!
This is why people should always read a post before wasting their alcohol.

I mean down here spilling someones pint is a stabbable offense.

#11 Oct 24 2007 at 1:23 PM Rating: Default
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Yeah...i guess pets have a way of understanding their owners...in some form lol since they sometimes bark,meow,ect or walk up to ya
#12 Oct 24 2007 at 1:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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I not only talk for my cat (in a squeaky voice), but I sing for him as well.

His rendition of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" brings down the house.
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#13 Oct 24 2007 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gelthidor wrote:
Yeah...i guess pets have a way of understanding their owners...in some form lol since they sometimes bark,meow,ect or walk up to ya


You should wait for OB and Darkdoom to show up. They'll make you a more enjoyable poster. Or look like you suck less anyway.
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#14 Oct 24 2007 at 1:46 PM Rating: Default
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Not my fault im not trying to post in my normal joking matter like i do on the EQ2 forum or how i talk in eq2 >.>
#15 Oct 24 2007 at 1:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gelthidor wrote:
Not my fault im not trying to post in my normal joking matter like i do on the EQ2 forum or how i talk in eq2 >.>


If that's you trying to sound smart then I don't want to see you post in your 'normal joking matter'.
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#16 Oct 24 2007 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
I am more in love with Sora now than ever. Smiley: inlove

Oh, and I wear thigh highs. And it's always sexy.
#17 Oct 24 2007 at 1:59 PM Rating: Default
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Heh...i get it picking on the new guy...ahh well...actually my normal joking self is more intellegent then my "serious" self
#18 Oct 24 2007 at 5:44 PM Rating: Decent
I can totally understand people talking to/with their pets. I do it often with my own dog, and what he lacks in vocal proficiency he more than makes up for with facial expressions and body language. Helped immensely by my own imagination and mental "input his reply here".

But one thing I will never relent on, no matter how much I know that dogs aren't able to truly communicate with humans. He laughs at me. When I am cursing at the monitor for some computard related problem, or getting pissed because I just hurt my hand working on my car, he laughs at me. Not audibly, of course, but in his own Dog way.

A big ********** grin, which he pulls off excellently. I mean, most dogs just show their teeth, but my dog is one of those who can actually smile with bared teeth and upturned corners of his mouth. Combined with a tongue lolling out of the side of his mouth and a low "heh-heh-heh" sound, it is the dog equivalent of a derisive laugh. And he only does it when I have either done something stupid, or he can tell that I am struggling with something.

"Heh, humans and their troubles. They are such inferior creatures. Oh now he is looking at me. I think I'll laugh some more, since he can't really blame me since I am just the dumb dog. Heh, I can do this too, biped: Try licking your genitals!"

Granted, that little monologue is entirely my own, but I swear to everything I hold holy that the snow white ******* laughs at people.
#19 Oct 24 2007 at 5:46 PM Rating: Default
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I am more in love with Sora now than ever. Smiley: inlove

Oh, and I wear thigh highs. And it's always sexy.


This is relevant to my interests.
#20 Oct 24 2007 at 6:18 PM Rating: Decent
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*follows scent of thigh highs to OoT*


oh


lulcatz
#21 Oct 24 2007 at 6:27 PM Rating: Good
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NorthAI the Hand wrote:
I can totally understand people talking to/with their pets. I do it often with my own dog, and what he lacks in vocal proficiency he more than makes up for with facial expressions and body language. Helped immensely by my own imagination and mental "input his reply here".

But one thing I will never relent on, no matter how much I know that dogs aren't able to truly communicate with humans. He laughs at me. When I am cursing at the monitor for some computard related problem, or getting pissed because I just hurt my hand working on my car, he laughs at me. Not audibly, of course, but in his own Dog way.

A big sh*teating grin, which he pulls off excellently. I mean, most dogs just show their teeth, but my dog is one of those who can actually smile with bared teeth and upturned corners of his mouth. Combined with a tongue lolling out of the side of his mouth and a low "heh-heh-heh" sound, it is the dog equivalent of a derisive laugh. And he only does it when I have either done something stupid, or he can tell that I am struggling with something.

"Heh, humans and their troubles. They are such inferior creatures. Oh now he is looking at me. I think I'll laugh some more, since he can't really blame me since I am just the dumb dog. Heh, I can do this too, biped: Try licking your genitals!"

Granted, that little monologue is entirely my own, but I swear to everything I hold holy that the snow white ******* laughs at people.



Smiley: lol My dog just shakes his head at me. Its kind of sad really, like when I cut my ahdn trying to open the can of food. He just kinda looked at me, and shook his head "Do you want me to teach you how to open a can?"
#22 Oct 24 2007 at 7:00 PM Rating: Decent
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solution:
Here
#23 Oct 24 2007 at 7:04 PM Rating: Good
JoexUno wrote:
solution:
Here

1. I think Usagi just came.
2. I thought we had a rule against seizure inducing vids? If not, we really should make one.
3. I think I just came.
#24 Oct 24 2007 at 7:07 PM Rating: Good
I think I just went.
#25 Oct 24 2007 at 7:38 PM Rating: Decent
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That's ok. My roommate was telling me earlier how he finds humor in the fact that I'll wake him up at night because I'm stumbling around in the kitchen rambling to myself.
Also, there was a couple I used to live with years ago. They said they used to sit in their room and listen to me talk to myself in my room for hours and giggle.
#26 Oct 25 2007 at 2:54 AM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I am more in love with Sora now than ever. Smiley: inlove

Oh, and I wear thigh highs. And it's always sexy.


Smiley: flowers


I talk to myself a lot but usually on a few words. Like commenting on something dumb or what I will do in a certain situation. I rarely do it when others are around though.
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