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#52 Oct 23 2007 at 9:42 AM Rating: Decent
Lady Annabella wrote:
It's just makes me think of that era when Gina Davis, who is in Mensa, and Jeff Goldblum, who fancies himself an eccentric genius b/c he plays one on television, were everywhere and I just found them insufferable. God, I am glad those dark days are over.


I find it's easier to like celebrities if you don't follow their lives so closely. Ignorance is bliss, as they say.
#53 Oct 23 2007 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
Lady Annabella wrote:
It's just makes me think of that era when Gina Davis, who is in Mensa, and Jeff Goldblum, who fancies himself an eccentric genius b/c he plays one on television, were everywhere and I just found them insufferable. God, I am glad those dark days are over.


I like Gina Davis. I didn't know she was in Mensa. Now I like her more, because that's what being a member of Mensa gets you.
#54 Oct 23 2007 at 9:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Belkie wrote:
I like Gina Davis. I didn't know she was in Mensa. Now I like her more, because that's what being a member of Mensa gets you.


Smiley: laugh
#55 Oct 23 2007 at 9:44 AM Rating: Decent
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MrsGemini, Mercenary Major wrote:
Stubs wrote:
Generally they think these things because they have money. Obviously rich(er) people equate money with intelligence... quite the fallacy.


*cough Kaain*


No no no, my dear. Anyone here will back me up when I say I've never claimed to be above average intelligence. I can just afford to not be, whilst still being awesome Smiley: grin

Now, take off your clothes.
#56 Oct 23 2007 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
Lady Annabella wrote:
It's just makes me think of that era when Gina Davis, who is in Mensa, and Jeff Goldblum, who fancies himself an eccentric genius b/c he plays one on television, were everywhere and I just found them insufferable. God, I am glad those dark days are over.


A true genius wouldn't be running around on an island with dinosaurs. He/she'd be riding one. Or using them to solve world hunger, or possibly to enslave the human race.

Any of these are acceptable ways to be a genius when dinosaurs are involved imo.

Edited, Oct 23rd 2007 1:45pm by Blacktuesday
#57 Oct 23 2007 at 9:46 AM Rating: Default
Blacktuesday wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
It's just makes me think of that era when Gina Davis, who is in Mensa, and Jeff Goldblum, who fancies himself an eccentric genius b/c he plays one on television, were everywhere and I just found them insufferable. God, I am glad those dark days are over.


A true genius wouldn't be running around on an island with dinosaurs. He/she'd be riding one. Or using them to solve world hunger, or possibly to enslave the human race.

Any of these are acceptable ways to be a genius when dinosaurs are involved imo.

Edited, Oct 23rd 2007 1:45pm by Blacktuesday


Joo forgot pet triceratops. God I wanna ride one of those things around with a bow and arrow.
#58 Oct 23 2007 at 9:47 AM Rating: Decent
Blacktuesday wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
It's just makes me think of that era when Gina Davis, who is in Mensa, and Jeff Goldblum, who fancies himself an eccentric genius b/c he plays one on television, were everywhere and I just found them insufferable. God, I am glad those dark days are over.


A true genius wouldn't be running around on an island with dinosaurs. He/she'd be riding one. Or using them to solve world hunger, or possibly to enslave the human race.

Any of these are acceptable ways to be a genius when dinosaurs are involved imo.

Edited, Oct 23rd 2007 1:45pm by Blacktuesday


Hmmm. I didn't think of that movie first. I thought of The Fly.

Damn I must be old.
#59 Oct 23 2007 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
I had sex with a fifty year old woman once and that's as close to riding a dinosaur as I ever want to get.
#60 Oct 23 2007 at 9:47 AM Rating: Decent
Blacktuesday wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
It's just makes me think of that era when Gina Davis, who is in Mensa, and Jeff Goldblum, who fancies himself an eccentric genius b/c he plays one on television, were everywhere and I just found them insufferable. God, I am glad those dark days are over.


A true genius wouldn't be running around on an island with dinosaurs. He/she'd be riding one. Or using them to solve world hunger, or possibly to enslave the human race.

Any of these are acceptable ways to be a genius when dinosaurs are involved imo.

Edited, Oct 23rd 2007 1:45pm by Blacktuesday


Pleeeeease tell me I am not the only one that remembers/loved Dino Riders
#61 Oct 23 2007 at 9:48 AM Rating: Decent
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I had sex with a fifty year old woman once and that's as close to riding a dinosaur as I ever want to get.
Smiley: lol
#62 Oct 23 2007 at 9:48 AM Rating: Decent
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I had sex with a fifty year old woman once and that's as close to riding a dinosaur as I ever want to get.


We don't want to hear stories about why you left home.
#63 Oct 23 2007 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
Vagina Dentata,
what a wonderful phrase
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Yar, I be an old sea hag. I've got to work so I don't know if I'll be around for the ding but this morning they were asking to describe the group of kids I have in my anger management group and they said, Are they trying to one-up each other all the time? And I said, "No. they are more like a bunch of happy little pirates riding on their pirate ship." That makes me the old sea hag. I guess.

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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#64 Oct 23 2007 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
Dino-Riders?



Edit: Smiley: bah Sora beat me to it.


And no... I think I still some VHS copies in stoarge somewhere Smiley: lol

Edited, Oct 23rd 2007 1:50pm by Kyoshindi
#65 Oct 23 2007 at 9:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Kaain wrote:
No no no, my dear. Anyone here will back me up when I say I've never claimed to be above average intelligence. I can just afford to not be, whilst still being awesome

Now, take off your clothes.


Where here, now? Don't tease me..
#66 Oct 23 2007 at 9:53 AM Rating: Decent
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I had sex with a fifty year old woman once and that's as close to riding a dinosaur as I ever want to get.


We don't want to hear stories about why you left home.


I didn't have to leave home. Your mom would come over to my place and let me fUck her till her pUssy distended in a puff of yeasty dust.

Really Stubs, you're a very funny, very clever, witty little guy. In my imagination you're hilarious, typing up these really amazing one-liners and sitting back, crossing your arms behind your head and daydreaming about what my ***** would taste like, slipping down your throat, and getting way deep into your bloated belly.

Edited, Oct 23rd 2007 10:58am by Barkingturtle
#67 Oct 23 2007 at 9:53 AM Rating: Decent
How do you people get 3k posts while I've yet to make 400? (she hit 7k when I hit 3k Smiley: frown)

Edited, Oct 23rd 2007 12:54pm by Althrun
#68 Oct 23 2007 at 9:54 AM Rating: Decent
Althrun wrote:
How do you people get 3k posts while I've yet to make 400? (she hit 7k when I hit 3k Smiley: frown)
She hit 8k when I hit 4k but I am the spammer between both of us. Smiley: dubious
#69 Oct 23 2007 at 10:14 AM Rating: Decent
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
daydreaming about what my ***** would taste like


Doesn't it come in powder form?
#70 Oct 23 2007 at 10:15 AM Rating: Decent
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
daydreaming about what my ***** would taste like


Doesn't it come in powder form?


Ever had Tang?
#71 Oct 23 2007 at 10:15 AM Rating: Default
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
daydreaming about what my ***** would taste like


Doesn't it come in powder form?


Ever had Tang?


So it's bittersweet semi-orange flavored?
#72 Oct 23 2007 at 10:18 AM Rating: Decent
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
daydreaming about what my ***** would taste like


Doesn't it come in powder form?


Ever had Tang?


So it's bittersweet semi-orange flavored?


BT's probably tastes like Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.
#73 Oct 23 2007 at 10:21 AM Rating: Default
Mindel wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:

So it's bittersweet semi-orange flavored?


BT's probably tastes like Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.

Smiley: laugh

Edited, Oct 23rd 2007 1:21pm by StubsOnAsura
#74 Oct 23 2007 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
"Hidden Valley" is a euphamism for ******, right?
#75 Oct 23 2007 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
"Hidden Valley" is a euphamism for ******, right?


Humm, don't think so, hidden valley actually tastes better, imo.
#76 Oct 23 2007 at 10:25 AM Rating: Decent
Blacktuesday wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
"Hidden Valley" is a euphamism for ******, right?


Humm, don't think so, hidden valley actually tastes better, imo.


You sly thing you. Such a roundabout way of saying you want to taste my ranch dressing.
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