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#1 Oct 23 2007 at 7:08 AM Rating: Excellent
I'm planning on picking up the Orange Box today, anyone have experience with TF2 yet, and want to teach a total FPS PVP noob? I don't even know how any of that crap works, but I can't wait to try it out.
#2 Oct 23 2007 at 7:09 AM Rating: Good
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
want to teach a total FPS PVP noob?


Lesson 1: Don't play FPS PvP. It will turn you into a 12 year old spaz.
#3 Oct 23 2007 at 7:10 AM Rating: Excellent
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Lesson 1: Don't play FPS PvP. It will turn you into a 12 year old spaz.

YOU SHUT THE **** UP AND GET ME SOME MOTHER ******* CHOCOLATE MILK!
#4 Oct 23 2007 at 7:10 AM Rating: Good
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
I'm planning on picking up the Orange Box today, anyone have experience with TF2 yet, and want to teach a total FPS PVP noob? I don't even know how any of that crap works, but I can't wait to try it out.
I believe one uses his or her "frags" in an attempt to "pwn" the opponent. The key seems to be figuring out which combination of control sequences makes it look most like your guy is humping the face and/or pooper of your defeated and supine enemy.
#5 Oct 23 2007 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
Play Portal first, it's about 10 different kinds of awesome just in the first five minutes.
#6 Oct 23 2007 at 7:13 AM Rating: Excellent
Mindel wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
I'm planning on picking up the Orange Box today, anyone have experience with TF2 yet, and want to teach a total FPS PVP noob? I don't even know how any of that crap works, but I can't wait to try it out.
I believe one uses his or her "frags" in an attempt to "pwn" the opponent. The key seems to be figuring out which combination of control sequences makes it look most like your guy is humping the face and/or pooper of your defeated and supine enemy.

That's really all I'm interested in, the simulated buttsecks and teabagging of corpses. Doing that, earns you "frags" and makes you "elite," correct?
#7 Oct 23 2007 at 7:13 AM Rating: Decent
#8 Oct 23 2007 at 7:14 AM Rating: Excellent
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Play Portal first, it's about 10 different kinds of awesome just in the first five minutes.

Portal and Ep1/2 are the main reason I want the box, TF2 seems like it would be fun enough on it's own to ease me into FPS PVP.
#9 Oct 23 2007 at 7:14 AM Rating: Decent
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
I'm planning on picking up the Orange Box today, anyone have experience with TF2 yet, and want to teach a total FPS PVP noob? I don't even know how any of that crap works, but I can't wait to try it out.
I believe one uses his or her "frags" in an attempt to "pwn" the opponent. The key seems to be figuring out which combination of control sequences makes it look most like your guy is humping the face and/or pooper of your defeated and supine enemy.

That's really all I'm interested in, the simulated buttsecks and teabagging of corpses. Doing that, earns you "frags" and makes you "elite," correct?
That is correct. The more simulated gay rape you engage in, the more "l33t" you become.
#10 Oct 23 2007 at 7:15 AM Rating: Decent
Play the newgrounds.com flash version of portal... it's about 20 times harder than the 360 game lol.
#11 Oct 23 2007 at 7:16 AM Rating: Excellent
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Play the newgrounds.com flash version of portal... it's about 20 times harder than the 360 game lol.

**** 360, I'm getting it for the PC. Is multiplayer free on PC?
#12 Oct 23 2007 at 7:17 AM Rating: Default
Play portal and ep1/ep2 first. Then play TF2. All very fun games, though.
#13 Oct 23 2007 at 7:17 AM Rating: Default
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Play the newgrounds.com flash version of portal... it's about 20 times harder than the 360 game lol.

@#%^ 360, I'm getting it for the PC. Is multiplayer free on PC?
I dunno.... I assume so.

PLAY THE NEWGROUNDS.COM VERSION OF PORTAL, IT IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUN.
#14 Oct 23 2007 at 7:18 AM Rating: Default
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Play the newgrounds.com flash version of portal... it's about 20 times harder than the 360 game lol.

@#%^ 360, I'm getting it for the PC. Is multiplayer free on PC?
I dunno.... I assume so.

PLAY THE NEWGROUNDS.COM VERSION OF PORTAL, IT IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUN.
Is it fun?
#15 Oct 23 2007 at 7:19 AM Rating: Decent
REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUN.
#16 Oct 23 2007 at 7:22 AM Rating: Decent
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Go Go 360 version. Portal is very interesting, but I purchased it for Episodes 1 and 2. TF2 is just icing on the ****** cake!
#17 Oct 23 2007 at 7:32 AM Rating: Default
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#18 Oct 23 2007 at 7:34 AM Rating: Default
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
want to teach a total FPS PVP noob?


Lesson 1: Don't play FPS PvP. It will turn you into a 12 year old spaz.


Smiley: glare

#19 Oct 23 2007 at 7:35 AM Rating: Decent
I tried.

I really honestly tried...

But I just can't work out what any of that is saying....
#20 Oct 23 2007 at 7:39 AM Rating: Default
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#21 Oct 23 2007 at 7:40 AM Rating: Good
I think I just gave myself a nose bleed trying to read that.
#22 Oct 23 2007 at 7:50 AM Rating: Good
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remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
I tried.

I really honestly tried...

But I just can't work out what any of that is saying....


If you're talking about what Soracloud posted, it's actually pretty easy to read, but it will give you a headache if you try for too long.
#23 Oct 23 2007 at 7:58 AM Rating: Decent
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#24 Oct 23 2007 at 8:00 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
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Smiley: laughSmiley: lol

It's funny if you actually read it out.
#25 Oct 23 2007 at 8:04 AM Rating: Excellent
I wrote it and I still can't figure out what half the shit means Smiley: lol
#26 Oct 23 2007 at 8:07 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
I wrote it and I still can't figure out what half the shit means Smiley: lol


Also the grenades are ??? to clear corners, cause the noob doods don't know to crouch and spin upside down while *********** themselves, seriously gay doods lulz.

Speaking of gay everyone is gay, I mean seriously, who does that that is so gay I mean come one, seriously its like totally gay, right? I'm right! seriously yeah its totally gay, gay gay gay gay. It's gay ??? they did that seriously they are soooooo gay lol.

Smiley: laugh
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