How do you...Follow

...get makeup off with a normal household item?

I was a pirate last night. One of the drunk ladies decided putting eye-liner on drunk Kaain was a super fun idea.. Kaain thought this too, as he secretly enjoys it.

While she was blotching in on in a rather clumsy fashion she said, "You might have to buy some make-up remover to get this off, it tends to stay on for a while."



So.. I took a shower this morning and scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed. I used 4 different kinds of shampoo, soap, body wash, and some other random products. It knocked the magic markeresque Shit down maybe a shade or two.

I'd rather not go to the store looking like this, as it's now smudged all over my face




In before "Bleach".

Paint thinner.

Maybe dishwashing soap?

Noxema works really good.

Yeah, seriously. Don't use a brush or anything, but rub it in with your fingers, let it set in and get sort of crusty. Then you can use a washcloth or some steel wool to wipe it off.

You're welcome.

What kind of Eye-liner was it? Because I've never had a problem with Getting Eyeliner off...

You look like you could be in Duran Duran.

God I love a man in eyeliner.

God David Bowie was hot.
Symetrically uneven teeth are so sexy.

God I love a black-haired man in long black evening gloves. And stark red lipstick.
Trent Reznor really imprinted himself on my psyche, obviously.

Eyeliner looks great on a man, did I say that?

ITT: We realise that Kaain is actually a woman.

Truth. There's bound to be someone on the block that has these, if you can muster up the courage to ask around. Good way to get to know the neighbors anyways.

But it's so easy to remove when it's all congealed in to one black glob in the corner of your eye.

I wish I could wear eye-liner every day and not be considered an emo-***.