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#127 Oct 22 2007 at 4:01 AM Rating: Good

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tarubstchef wrote:

I'll agree we most of that. (I find women more aesthetically
pleasing , even most straight women will admit to that)

But does she touch your prostate ? :D

777. I am feeling lucky.

Edited, Oct 22nd 2007 5:58am by tarubstchef

And does your woman press her beard stubble up against your neck while plowing you from behind?
I rest my case.

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#128 Oct 22 2007 at 4:03 AM Rating: Good

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LordDhaemon wrote:

Duodenum, ****** Superhero wrote:

The bolded part kind of blows my mind. "I'll choke her, but calling her a *****, that's out of the question, as per my respect towards wimminz." Isn't that a bit contradictory?

I didn't say I was happy about choking her, I wouldn't have done that either, but again.. I didn't want to stop at that moment, and I figured she'd stop if I kept it going without giving in a little. Ya win some ya lose some.

Weird thing is I've never hit a girl in my lifetime and can't handle the idea of doing so, but I had this weird like.. 15 second interval when I was still shocked where I was weighing in my head if I was a bad person for choking her on request and came to a decision that it was a whole different ball-game.

I just found it odd that you chose choking over calling her a ***** as more respectful...

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#129 Oct 22 2007 at 4:03 AM Rating: Decent

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Soracloud : My favorite straight guy.

On a semi-related note , Is it sad I want to be 40 just so I can heckle the poor doctor who gives those exams by telling him he isn't using enough fingers and several other URDOINITWRONGs ?

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#130 Oct 22 2007 at 4:04 AM Rating: Good

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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:

tarubstchef wrote:

But does she touch your prostate ? :D

777. I am feeling lucky.

She ventures down there sometimes during oral fun time. Not sure if she hits it (thats a little too far in).

I have to be in a mood though to let her.

Are you trying to start a fan club?

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#131 Oct 22 2007 at 4:05 AM Rating: Good

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tarubstchef wrote:

Soracloud : My favorite straight guy.

On a semi-related note , Is it sad I want to be 40 just so I can heckle the poor doctor who gives those exams by telling him he isn't using enough fingers and several other URDOINITWRONGs ?

I told my wife when I get my first prostate exam I am going to ask the doctor to use two fingers.

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#132 Oct 22 2007 at 4:10 AM Rating: Decent

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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:

Nothing wrong with that in the sack, the wife lets me put a little pressure on her neck from time to time. I dated a girl in College who I think had some sort of rape fantasy thing going on...it was weird @ first but once you feel them *** and they don't yell at you for holding them down and chocking them, its nice.

Amen.

It's kinda shocking how many women openly admit to having a rape fetish but don't ever actually want to go through the experience. (Not that I blame them, a lap dance is NOT so much better when the stripper is crying.)

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#133 Oct 22 2007 at 4:22 AM Rating: Decent

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Soracloud wrote:

I told my wife when I get my first prostate exam I am going to ask the doctor to use two fingers.

Not bad for a straight dude :p.
I was just telling luby my messed up mind would wait for him to actually be on the prostate , and then jump back and laugh manically while the @#%^er screams about losing a hand.

Edited, Oct 22nd 2007 6:22am by tarubstchef

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#134 Oct 22 2007 at 4:27 AM Rating: Decent

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tarubstchef wrote:

Soracloud wrote:

I told my wife when I get my first prostate exam I am going to ask the doctor to use two fingers.

Not bad for a straight dude :p.
I was just telling luby my messed up mind would wait for him to actually be on the prostate , and then jump back and laugh manically while the @#%^er screams about losing a hand.

Edited, Oct 22nd 2007 6:22am by tarubstchef

People like you are the reason why my keyboard needs cleaning.

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#135 Oct 22 2007 at 4:35 AM Rating: Good

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Princess Dyadem wrote:

tarubstchef wrote:

Soracloud wrote:

I told my wife when I get my first prostate exam I am going to ask the doctor to use two fingers.

Not bad for a straight dude :p.
I was just telling luby my messed up mind would wait for him to actually be on the prostate , and then jump back and laugh manically while the @#%^er screams about losing a hand.

Edited, Oct 22nd 2007 6:22am by tarubstchef

People like you are the reason why my keyboard needs cleaning.

I hope that was a beerspit reference, or I'm going to say you have too quick of a trigger finger.

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#136 Oct 22 2007 at 4:44 AM Rating: Decent

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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:

Princess Dyadem wrote:

tarubstchef wrote:

Soracloud wrote:

I told my wife when I get my first prostate exam I am going to ask the doctor to use two fingers.

Not bad for a straight dude :p.
I was just telling luby my messed up mind would wait for him to actually be on the prostate , and then jump back and laugh manically while the @#%^er screams about losing a hand.

Edited, Oct 22nd 2007 6:22am by tarubstchef

People like you are the reason why my keyboard needs cleaning.

I hope that was a beerspit reference, or I'm going to say you have too quick of a trigger finger.

We cant all be perfect...but I'm always good for firing off at least 5 before I need to reload.

With the exception of this weekend...6 hours straight and I didnt *** once. Of course thats mostly because I wasnt allowed to. But I threw my hip out dancing earlier that night...so I was in quite a bit of pain...but the sex took my mind of that.

Edited, Oct 22nd 2007 7:45am by Dyadem

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