Deadgye wrote:
Why hasn't this thread evolved into all the wimenz telling us at what length and diameter it starts to hurt?
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I left my charts at the office. Sorry.
Mindel wrote:
Deadgye wrote:
Why hasn't this thread evolved into all the wimenz telling us at what length and diameter it starts to hurt?
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Deadgye wrote:
Why hasn't this thread evolved into all the wimenz telling us at what length and diameter it starts to hurt?
Mindel wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Deadgye wrote:
Why hasn't this thread evolved into all the wimenz telling us at what length and diameter it starts to hurt?
What the hell was I thinking last night?!
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
What the hell was I thinking last night?!
"My cervix hurts", apparently.
Galkaman wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
What the hell was I thinking last night?!
"My cervix hurts", apparently.
I think it was a commercial I saw, actually. But why that would translate to me informing the OOT about my bedroom activities is beyond me...
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
For me, no pelvis rubbing = no ****** during intercourse.
Now is that rubbing, or smacking? Or both? Do you prefer to grind it out or pound it into submission? Rhythmic contractions or wild slapping?
Personally, I get off on as much contact as possible. The more flesh pressed together the better. I love to have sex while laying on our sides, chest pressed against chest and slick with perspiration, arms enveloping one another and mouths constantly searching for a place to kiss. I like to intertwine our legs and feel the warmth of your thigh upon mine. Our ankles and knees locked together like a pretzel, a sexy pretzel with excited genitals. I want to be to be flush against when I'm inside you. I want to disappear from sight. I want our friction to be built by contractions of our entire bodies. I don't want us to ever have an inch between us. We just slide and rub and we tremble. Of course, this only works with someone you are extremely stimulated by.
Now sure, with this sort of intercourse we're a bit too close for me to stare at your pUssy the whole time while I just try and prove how awesome I am by pounding you as hard as I can, but that's okay, because I sort of got tired of fUcking like that by the time I was out of high school. I've seen a **** enter a ****** before, and I don't need to watch mine the entire time. Also, I won't be able to compulsively rub your tits like a madman. I'm sorry if you wanted me to, but I'd rather feel them pressed against me. I'd rather imagine our two hearts so close together that they can almost touch.
Edited, Oct 21st 2007 9:48am by Barkingturtle
It was an enjoyable read
(now that I'm sober and can read it properly , last night all I read was :WAH WAH WAH I have a tiny ******, but am still selfishly hogging decent sized ***** instead of dating asians)
to say the least. I went back and fixed all of my idiocy (leaving just the normal amount attributed to me)
edit: aww, BT sounds sweet this morning ,especially with that sig <3
Edited, Oct 21st 2007 10:54am by tarubstchef
(now that I'm sober and can read it properly , last night all I read was :WAH WAH WAH I have a tiny ******, but am still selfishly hogging decent sized ***** instead of dating asians)
to say the least. I went back and fixed all of my idiocy (leaving just the normal amount attributed to me)
edit: aww, BT sounds sweet this morning ,especially with that sig <3
Edited, Oct 21st 2007 10:54am by tarubstchef
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
And that's only if I decide to tell you.
You meant tell him, right?
Seriously, though, if there are certain positions where I'm hurting her, I'd rather know about it so we can find another one or twelve that lends itself more to mutual enjoyment. My shallow-******'d ex used to prefer being on top, so she had more control over how much of me she took inside her. It was very obvious that other positions were painful for her, so we worked with different ones. I mean, there's so many ways to fUck, and I s'pose there's some desire to experience all of them with your partner, but if one half of the union is enjoying it while the other is suffering in silence then it's not going to be as good as it should be.
All of this is prefaced by the idea one is having intercourse with someone they love and appreciate, though, and not some dirty ***** they've just picked up for a single night of abuse.
If it hurts enough, I'll say something. But if I can tell he's getting close, I keep my mouth shut and let him finish. I can usually position myself well enough to take it all in and still have it not hurt too bad.
Ditto. I have the same problem and yet hubby always, like most men, wishes it was longer. We don't do it as often as either of us would like because of it, in fact. =(
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Ditto. I have the same problem and yet hubby always, like most men, wishes it was longer. We don't do it as often as either of us would like because of it, in fact. =(
You can't blame us, all we hear is "I WANT HUEG LEIK XBOX COX!"
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Deadgye wrote:
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Ditto. I have the same problem and yet hubby always, like most men, wishes it was longer. We don't do it as often as either of us would like because of it, in fact. =(
You can't blame us, all we hear is "I WANT HUEG LEIK XBOX COX!"
Deadgye wrote:
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Ditto. I have the same problem and yet hubby always, like most men, wishes it was longer. We don't do it as often as either of us would like because of it, in fact. =(
You can't blame us, all we hear is "I WANT HUEG LEIK XBOX COX!"
This is partially what makes this thread so weird. It's like an alternate reality.
Wow, talk about missing out on a great thread. 
Stupid early morning flights.
Edited, Oct 21st 2007 4:51pm by Uglysasquatch
Stupid early morning flights. Edited, Oct 21st 2007 4:51pm by Uglysasquatch
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U.G.L.Y , he ain't got no alibi sasquatch wrote:
Wow, talk about missing out on a great thread. icon Stupid early morning flights.
It is still kicking somewhat. Care to make any pair of huge/tiny ***** and huge/tiny ****** jokes as long as you are here ?
Well.. that was an interesting read. 
I wish my boytoy would get a ***** reduction...well ok i dont, once you get used to it the pain becomes rather enjoyable.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Dyadem wrote:
I wish my boytoy would get a ***** reduction...well ok i dont, once you get used to it the pain becomes rather enjoyable.
Learn to take it like a
i said once you get used to it...jeez cut me some slack, its been so long i was practically a virgin lastnight...and no i will not pm you details.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Dyadem wrote:
...and no I will not pm you details.
S'ok , I don't want em , I am already playing it out in my mind.
You whined like a little ***** last night.
tarubstchef wrote:
Dyadem wrote:
...and no I will not pm you details.
S'ok , I don't want em , I am already playing it out in my mind.
You whined like a little ***** last night.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
I tend to get pretty angry if the lady says something about it hurting.
There's two things that'll kill it for me:
1) Pain complaints.
2) Them saying to "Put it in their hair." That's just trashy. Not to say that particular instance happens too often.
There's two things that'll kill it for me:
1) Pain complaints.
2) Them saying to "Put it in their hair." That's just trashy. Not to say that particular instance happens too often.
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Them saying to "Put it in their hair."
I've heard stories of a few guys getting off on this, but never heard of a woman requesting it. That's just... ugh.
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Them saying to "Put it in their hair."
I've heard stories of a few guys getting off on this, but never heard of a woman requesting it. That's just... ugh.
See.. that's how I always imagined it too. I have a buddy that LOVES it, but I've always thought it was just... weird. Don't get me wrong though, I only mean when I'm sober. If I'm drunk, she'll be washing her hair before we pass out
It's happened 3 times thus far. One of them was probably one of the hottest ladies I've ever had the pleasure of hooking up with. It was sexy when she did it
The other two: Just plain trashy.
I hate it when guys want to *** in my lack of hair...heck even if its just on my chest which is sort of similar to Robin Williams in the hair department.
What ever happened to the people who like to swallow?
ITT: I'm the only one left.
What ever happened to the people who like to swallow?
ITT: I'm the only one left.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
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