Ladies, do you really wish your man's ***** was longer?
Sometimes, my cervix hurts, I can't imagine if it was longer.
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All we need is Cami to finish this swaray.
The BF sits at about 7 inches. It's enough to keep me happy =)
It's not the size but how he uses it.
I'm shocked, Belki. Well, okay, not really.
In the future, there will be pills that make women's vaginas deeper, to accomodate the hulking, drug-fed members of their partners.
I wish there was a pill I could take that would cause me to sprout quills on my *******, like a porcupine. I'd totally paint a racing-stripe down the length of my shaft. I'd install a grappling hook in my urethra. Or maybe a harpoon, like Skorpion from Mortal Kombat.
In the future, there will be pills that make women's vaginas deeper, to accomodate the hulking, drug-fed members of their partners.
I wish there was a pill I could take that would cause me to sprout quills on my *******, like a porcupine. I'd totally paint a racing-stripe down the length of my shaft. I'd install a grappling hook in my urethra. Or maybe a harpoon, like Skorpion from Mortal Kombat.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
In the future, there will be pills that make women's vaginas deeper, to accomodate the hulking, drug-fed members of their partners.
That would be so nice.
Belkira wrote:
Ladies, do you really wish your man's ***** was longer?
Sometimes, my cervix hurts, I can't imagine if it was longer.
Sometimes, my cervix hurts, I can't imagine if it was longer.
I kinda wish mine was smaller or I could find a girl who liked it rough like that. Most girls I've been with complain it hurts when I stick it all the way in, which is sadly when it feels the best IMO.
(Ps: You're welcome for the lovely mental image.
) Sex is still good, but it would be nice to find a girl who could take it all and just grind on it for a bit without complainging.
No need to apologize, Jklotros. I understand that sometimes, a man has to put it all the way in.
But some women can't take it. I'm short, only 5'1", and I think that, anatomically speaking, I am smaller. Therefore, doing certain positions hurts more.
But I try and make sure my man has gotten his before I say anything. I don't want to ruin anything.
But some women can't take it. I'm short, only 5'1", and I think that, anatomically speaking, I am smaller. Therefore, doing certain positions hurts more.
But I try and make sure my man has gotten his before I say anything. I don't want to ruin anything.
jklotros wrote:
Belkira wrote:
Ladies, do you really wish your man's ***** was longer?
Sometimes, my cervix hurts, I can't imagine if it was longer.
Sometimes, my cervix hurts, I can't imagine if it was longer.
I kinda wish mine was smaller or I could find a girl who liked it rough like that. Most girls I've been with complain it hurts when I stick it all the way in, which is sadly when it feels the best IMO.
(Ps: You're welcome for the lovely mental image.
) Sex is still good, but it would be nice to find a girl who could take it all and just grind on it for a bit without complainging.
"Just take a couple inches off the top..."
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
"Just take a couple inches off the top..."
Stubs, honestly, I like you. I think you're hilarious sometimes.
I rate your posts up when they are default. I know someone hates you and rates you down all the time, and it makes me sad.
I want to be your friend, but you think I'm stupid. I wish /I knew why, but I don't want you to tell me. I hope that some day I'll make a post and you'll say, "Man, that girl is really smart. I like her."
Thank god for Firefox, or I'd make so many mistakes tonight.
I think I speak for nixnot , dyadem and
ikki when i say, the ***** can never be long or wide enough.
currently fixing my drunk posts from last night.
Edited, Oct 21st 2007 10:38am by tarubstchef
ikki when i say, the ***** can never be long or wide enough.
currently fixing my drunk posts from last night.
Edited, Oct 21st 2007 10:38am by tarubstchef
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I want to be your friend, but you think I'm stupid.
Protip: I call everyone stupid. I don't mean it sometimes.
(I actually kinda like you too, when we're not ******** each other out over some stupid thread topic)
tarubstchef wrote:
I thinm I spenak for nixnot , daydema and
3iki when i say, the ***** can never be long or iwdeenough.
3iki when i say, the ***** can never be long or iwdeenough.
Say what?
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
(I actually kinda like you too, when we're not ******** each other out over some stupid thread topic)
You have no idea how happy that makes me.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
No need to apologize, Jklotros. I understand that sometimes, a man has to put it all the way in.
But some women can't take it. I'm short, only 5'1", and I think that, anatomically speaking, I am smaller. Therefore, doing certain positions hurts more.
But I try and make sure my man has gotten his before I say anything. I don't want to ruin anything.
But some women can't take it. I'm short, only 5'1", and I think that, anatomically speaking, I am smaller. Therefore, doing certain positions hurts more.
But I try and make sure my man has gotten his before I say anything. I don't want to ruin anything.
Your tiny ****** makes me sad.
I'm not sure if there's any validity to it, but I've found that when I'm sawing away on a woman who's had children in the past her ****** is usually more accomodating. I've been with a virgin or two, too, and it was unpleasant because they were obviously in pain, and not in a good way. Shorter girls I've had sex with do seem to have shallower vaginas on average, where I'll "bottom out", for lack of a better term, and while I enjoy the sensation of hitting that wall hard I can tell she really doesn't. I swear, I love me some pUssy. I could talk about vaginas all night.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
where I'll "bottom out", for lack of a better term
You're funny, when you're not trying to be.
Also.... if the front door's not accommodating enough, try the back door. Sometimes its wide open.
random thought : thorwing up and posting on the OOT at the same time is ultimate sadness.
edit : I going open sykpe. hell yeah.
Fixed this one too , and yeah , it happened. I had my lap top balanced on the side of the tub and my face in the toilet , I also called and made an *** of myself to ikki on skype at the same time.
Edited, Oct 21st 2007 10:40am by tarubstchef
edit : I going open sykpe. hell yeah.
Fixed this one too , and yeah , it happened. I had my lap top balanced on the side of the tub and my face in the toilet , I also called and made an *** of myself to ikki on skype at the same time.
Edited, Oct 21st 2007 10:40am by tarubstchef
tarubstchef wrote:
random thought : thorw ing up and posintg on the OOT at the same timeis tuketiamte sadness.
Stop posting.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Your tiny ****** makes me sad.
It shouldn't.
I always make sure my man is satisfied. I take pain over his pleasure any day.
If it hurts me, unless it's so bad I can't stand it, you wouldn't know until afterwards.
And that's only if I decide to tell you.
awww. ikki was sleepy on skype. someone stalk to me please.
my pee stream could kill something i bet.
This one had surprisingly few typos, but I have no idea why I was talking about my pee stream. I was in the bathroom at the time, so I could have had my wang out while on the OOT. weird.
Edited, Oct 21st 2007 10:42am by tarubstchef
my pee stream could kill something i bet.
This one had surprisingly few typos, but I have no idea why I was talking about my pee stream. I was in the bathroom at the time, so I could have had my wang out while on the OOT. weird.
Edited, Oct 21st 2007 10:42am by tarubstchef
StubsOnAsura wrote:
"Just take a couple inches off the top..."
Keep the tip. OOOoooo. Old joke is old, I know.
But yea, I understand Belkira. I dated a girl who was 5'3" for 2 years, being 6' tall and having a wang about the size of a normal polish sausage (less the kraut of course, again another wonderful mental image. haha) I had to be carefull doing doggy style/the bevel or I'd hurt her and it would pretty much be the end of that.
Again, I'm confused about what I'd want more - a normal girl who cares enough about me to deal with the pain for a bit, or just a giant **** who'd encourage me to go crazy.
Pbbly the latter, I'm not crazy enough to wait around for a normal girl.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
And that's only if I decide to tell you.
You meant tell him, right?
Seriously, though, if there are certain positions where I'm hurting her, I'd rather know about it so we can find another one or twelve that lends itself more to mutual enjoyment. My shallow-******'d ex used to prefer being on top, so she had more control over how much of me she took inside her. It was very obvious that other positions were painful for her, so we worked with different ones. I mean, there's so many ways to fUck, and I s'pose there's some desire to experience all of them with your partner, but if one half of the union is enjoying it while the other is suffering in silence then it's not going to be as good as it should be.
All of this is prefaced by the idea one is having intercourse with someone they love and appreciate, though, and not some dirty ***** they've just picked up for a single night of abuse.
jklotros wrote:
Again, I'm confused about what I'd want more - a normal girl who cares enough about me to deal with the pain for a bit, or just a giant **** who'd encourage me to go crazy.
Pbbly the latter, I'm not crazy enough to wait around for a normal girl.
I love my husband enough to let him pound on me even when it hurts.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
And that's only if I decide to tell you.
You meant tell him, right?
Seriously, though, if there are certain positions where I'm hurting her, I'd rather know about it so we can find another one or twelve that lends itself more to mutual enjoyment. My shallow-******'d ex used to prefer being on top, so she had more control over how much of me she took inside her. It was very obvious that other positions were painful for her, so we worked with different ones. I mean, there's so many ways to fUck, and I s'pose there's some desire to experience all of them with your partner, but if one half of the union is enjoying it while the other is suffering in silence then it's not going to be as good as it should be.
All of this is prefaced by the idea one is having intercourse with someone they love and appreciate, though, and not some dirty ***** they've just picked up for a single night of abuse.
If it hurts enough, I'll say something. But if I can tell he's getting close, I keep my mouth shut and let him finish. I can usually position myself well enough to take it all in and still have it not hurt too bad.
Belkira this thread needs the opinions of more female types. 
I say that only because it has so much potential to blossom into something so incredibly hawt. hahaha
I say that only because it has so much potential to blossom into something so incredibly hawt. hahaha
jklotros wrote:
Belkira this thread needs the opinions of more female types.
I say that only because it has so much potential to blossom into something so incredibly hawt. hahaha
I say that only because it has so much potential to blossom into something so incredibly hawt. hahaha
But femmes don't have *****'s.
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