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#1 Oct 20 2007 at 9:47 PM Rating: Good
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I'm on to you
You may have trapped my friends with your showing of movies that are appealing to male audiences.
But I will not watch.
I hear the subliminal messages on a conscious level, whereas the rest of your male victims only hear them on a much more unfortunate subconscious level.
Well, I'll not fall for your plot. No Ma'am.
You can take your little "bow down before the almighty ******" and "submit to the will of the woman collective" and shove it up your ugly ***.
Seriously, I just shake my head as I listen to them in the other room say things like "really, it's weird because I wouldn't otherwise be attracted to a woman like that, but she's really hot and I want to fuck her"
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING BRAINWASHED! GOD DAMNIT.
Why doesn't anyone believe me? Smiley: crymore

#2 Oct 20 2007 at 9:48 PM Rating: Excellent
I like to stick my ***** into Moon Pies.

Oh Goddammit I'm in the wrong thread, aren't I?
#3 Oct 20 2007 at 9:49 PM Rating: Good
Ok, I lied. Even drunk, I don't understand Usagi posts.
#4 Oct 20 2007 at 9:54 PM Rating: Decent
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The level of clarity I experience when I'm drunk is beyond that of a monk who has been meditating for months.
There's a conspiracy so deep that I can understand that the English language is just not sufficient enough to explain it in detail.
Furthermore, every time I try to articulate any explination of this consipiracy, they literally take the thought right out of my head.
I know that sounds crazy as hell, but I feel them hack into my brain and pull the ideas out of my head.
I know what they're up to
And I'm going to make it my life's goal to uncover it.
Fuck the Oxygen channel. and Fuck Lifetime while I'm at it.
#5 Oct 20 2007 at 10:00 PM Rating: Decent
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It's ok to be scared of the truth.
I'm trying to save you from your life of sexual slavery
But if a life of servitude is what you prefer over the ability to think for yourself and make decisions that don't affect your "sex life," then as long as you're happy, please, by all means, go on living that life of lies.
I might die alone, but I'll die with pride.
#6 Oct 20 2007 at 10:02 PM Rating: Good
Princess Usagichan wrote:

I'm trying to save you from your life of sexual slavery


But I liked that costume. Smiley: glare
#7 Oct 20 2007 at 10:05 PM Rating: Decent
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I thought "The O" was wommenz network?
<3 teh O
#8 Oct 20 2007 at 10:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Quadkit wrote:
I thought "The O" was wommenz network?
<3 teh O
It is.
That's the point.
Save yourself.
Change the channel.
Don't let the short skirts and push-up bras suck you in.


Edited, Oct 21st 2007 1:08am by Usagichan
#9 Oct 20 2007 at 10:10 PM Rating: Good
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The level of clarity I experience when I'm drunk is beyond that of a monk who has been meditating for months.
There's a conspiracy so deep that I can understand that the English language is just not sufficient enough to explain it in detail.


Your truely a Sage!
I bow before your greatness!
#10 Oct 20 2007 at 10:11 PM Rating: Default
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Princess Usagichan wrote:
Quadkit wrote:
I thought "The O" was wommenz network?
<3 teh O
It is.
That's the point.
Save yourself.
Change the channel.


Oh oh, I get it now. I thought you were talking about pr0nz.
#11 Oct 20 2007 at 10:15 PM Rating: Default
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Quadkit wrote:
Princess Usagichan wrote:
Quadkit wrote:
I thought "The O" was wommenz network?
<3 teh O
It is.
That's the point.
Save yourself.
Change the channel.


Oh oh, I get it now. I thought you were talking about pr0nz.
No, no.
Pr0nz are ok as they reinforce the fact that women are items and are not to be taken seriously when they do such atrocious things as "think" and "talk."
#12 Oct 20 2007 at 10:17 PM Rating: Good
A time of four I have watched preggo **** and wondered if it would qualify as a threesome. Then I got grossed out because I felt like Usagi.
#13 Oct 20 2007 at 10:19 PM Rating: Default
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
A time of four I have watched preggo **** and wondered if it would qualify as a threesome. Then I got grossed out because I felt like Usagi.
Smiley: lol
That's lulz.
But for the record, preggo **** is really just a man ************ with a woman's ******, since and unborn child doesn't count as a life form.
As a member of those who think about the wrong ****, I think I'm an authority in this area, and feel my credentials allow me to make this judgment call.
Continue watching preggo pron, so long as you're ok with ************ to the image of another man *************
#14 Oct 20 2007 at 10:21 PM Rating: Default
God the crap Usagi talks about when he is drunk (finally.)
#15 Oct 20 2007 at 10:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Araxius, Eater of Souls wrote:
God the crap Usagi talks about when he is drunk (finally.)
You're a slave to the ******.
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