Soracloud may want to turn away now in disgust, but before I pour gallon of mass produced **** into my gut as per every weekend ,(and weekday when I can afford it)I thought I would share in my inebriation rituals.
I drink cheap beer. PBR. Keystone. Bud.
I have a small fridge set aside just for this purpose. We lovingly refer to it as "the beer cave" .It is always stocked full of cheap beer. Always.
The fridge itself is also used as a base for Our beerpong table which consist of tires stacked high, the fridge, and a closet door, broken off it's hinges.
The tiny motto you see down at the bottom of the fridge reads "Pitch , Tits , or GTFO" it is a good college age alcohol motto to live by.
And lastly , while we are pouring this down our throats , we are also in the process of making our own beer , which should be done in a month or soand hopefully will consist of around 52 bottles when done.
And now, I am off to the wonderful world of being an Lush.
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I see a hookah in the background, but explain the iron?
Why do guys who hold up tables using old tires need an iron?
Also, it really doesn't cost that much more to drink beer that will actually get you drunk. Personally, I'd have to drink probably twenty of those to get a good buzz.
Why do guys who hold up tables using old tires need an iron?
Also, it really doesn't cost that much more to drink beer that will actually get you drunk. Personally, I'd have to drink probably twenty of those to get a good buzz.
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I see a hookah in the background, but explain the iron?
It is part of the whole bisexual thing. I rip closet doors off of hinges and down gallons of ****** beer, only to wake up , take hour long showers , neatly iron my clothes, and *** it up in the daylight.
And yes, I am currently smoking said hookah while drinking said beer. Good times.
Bud is hardly cheap beer. To be considering cheap you gotta drink gutrut in a can Milwaukee's Best.
Drinking Bud Light sheesh. You must be one of those rich drunks!
Drinking Bud Light sheesh. You must be one of those rich drunks!
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fronglo wrote:
Milwaukee's Beast.
tarubstchef wrote:
And lastly , while we are pouring this down our throats , we are also in the process of making our own beer , which should be done in a month or soand hopefully will consist of around 52 bottles when done.
And now, I am off to the wonderful world of being an Lush.
good on ya. what type of brew are you making? ill make a thread tomorrow with pics from todays starting of my Imperial Stout brew. this will be my first time making a brew 100% from scratch including making my own wort. in the past i have always used a kit that includes a syrup to get the wort started. this time i am making it from pure malt grains. should be a nice challenge and i hope it comes out as good as it smells from the raw ingredients.
Singdall wrote:
good on ya. what type of brew are you making? ill make a thread tomorrow with pics from todays starting of my Imperial Stout brew. this will be my first time making a brew 100% from scratch including making my own wort. in the past i have always used a kit that includes a syrup to get the wort started. this time i am making it from pure malt grains. should be a nice challenge and i hope it comes out as good as it smells from the raw ingredients.
I have no say in the matter. The roommates hunger for some dark, rich, almost black monster. And while its not my favorite choice, I am going to help make it anyways.
It is still beer, damnit.
Amuse your kids for hours by getting drunk and then letting them find the frog in the picture on the can!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
tarubstchef wrote:
Singdall wrote:
good on ya. what type of brew are you making? ill make a thread tomorrow with pics from todays starting of my Imperial Stout brew. this will be my first time making a brew 100% from scratch including making my own wort. in the past i have always used a kit that includes a syrup to get the wort started. this time i am making it from pure malt grains. should be a nice challenge and i hope it comes out as good as it smells from the raw ingredients.
I have no say in the matter. The roommates hunger for some dark, rich, almost black monster. And while its not my favorite choice, I am going to help make it anyways.
It is still beer, damnit.
got ya. sounds like he may be making something like i am. if this is his first brew, he may wish to reconsider as it is not an easy brew to make.
One day you'll grow up. One day.
I lived in my share of party apartments. I'm lucky to have made it out without any STD's. 
Paskil wrote:
I lived in my share of party apartments. I'm lucky to have made it out without any STD's.
I narrowly avoided one the other day, this off the clock stripper left early, and came back with weed and more beer , and her friend had a boom box. She did a dance for us , and I woke my friend up when she got to the naked part. She was drunk/stoned hitting on me after she stopped dancing, but my mental image of the Lincoln Tunnel kept me from doing anything I would have regretted.
tarubstchef wrote:
Paskil wrote:
I lived in my share of party apartments. I'm lucky to have made it out without any STD's.
I narrowly avoided one the other day, this off the clock stripper left early, and came back with weed and more beer , and her friend had a boom box. She did a dance for us , and I woke my friend up when she got to the naked part. She was drunk/stoned hitting on me after she stopped dancing, but my mental image of the Lincoln Tunnel kept me from doing anything I would have regretted.
Next time do it. And post pics.
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Next time do it. And post pics.
Of the stripper or my crabs ? (-_-)
The stripper. Buy some rid and get on with your life.
tarubstchef wrote:
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I see a hookah in the background, but explain the iron?
It is part of the whole bisexual thing. I rip closet doors off of hinges and down gallons of sh*tty beer, only to wake up , take hour long showers , neatly iron my clothes, and *** it up in the daylight.
And yes, I am currently smoking said hookah while drinking said beer. Good times.
Anyone else used to down 40's of Olde English? I still love the taste of that, we used to pound those back all weekend through high-school, developed a taste. <3 Yay for ****** 8% beer.
As for your hookah, please tell me you're actually using it for either shisha or opiates.
Banana Milk shisha is basically the greatest thing I've ever smoked.
Last night was peach and vanilla shisha in an ice milk base.
Creamy, light , fruity, and thick smoke thanks to our new coals, I recommend the hell out of it.
Creamy, light , fruity, and thick smoke thanks to our new coals, I recommend the hell out of it.
tarubstchef wrote:
Last night was peach and vanilla shisha in an ice milk base.
Creamy, light , fruity, and thick smoke thanks to our new coals, I recommend the hell out of it.
Creamy, light , fruity, and thick smoke thanks to our new coals, I recommend the hell out of it.
FTW, that's my second favorite. We went so far as to use the Magic Bullet (the food processor, not the sex-toy) to blend up a Banana and Strawberry smoothie for the base, and man, with it being so cooled off you could inhale that smoke for a solid 30 seconds, thought you had nothing, and breathe out a mouthful of delicious banana cotton candy.
I love how voices sound talking while exhaling it.
LordDhaemon wrote:
Anyone else used to down 40's of Olde English? I still love the taste of that, we used to pound those back all weekend through high-school, developed a taste. <3 Yay for sh*tty 8% beer.
Not since high school. The last cheap drink I used to chug was MD 20/20's, last one probably being back '02. I know, I know... not beer, but it got the job done.
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