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#1 Oct 20 2007 at 3:58 AM Rating: Decent
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Well , as enjoyable as skype can be (see : hellboy calling anna's mum , a good BT/anna/mindel/aripy rouse before my roommate told me I had to go somewhere if I wanted booze last night , I ended up sitting at a table with a bunch of potheads who were trying to play jenga with dominoes)
However, there is one tiny problem.
Stuff like this happens at well , just look at the time frame in the pic.

Always some weird dude from Scandinavia or France or whatnot, and they always start by showering me with kissy faces and teddy bears , and puppy eyes If I don't pick up on the first 30 or so calls. I don't block them , because I have nothing better to do than laugh at them :D
Nothing like getting home from being gone all day , having two missed calls from cattattack , one from hellboy , and 50+ from people you've never herd of.

Should I change my skype name to something not documenting my (naaah) or just collect all of this weirdness in some sort of "Creepy guys who try to get me to use the web cam feature at 4 in the morning, not including Lube or Dyadem" folder ? (perhaps)

Edited, Oct 20th 2007 6:12am by tarubstchef
#2 Oct 20 2007 at 4:00 AM Rating: Good
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Your Skype name is bisexualbailey?

You're kinda asking for it, aren't you? I mean, I don't go by the name heterosexualmazra on Skype...
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#3 Oct 20 2007 at 4:01 AM Rating: Decent
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The hell is wrong with this forum? Half the time my posts don't show up.

Crap, not this "pop" thing again?

Edited, Oct 20th 2007 2:01pm by Mazra
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#4 Oct 20 2007 at 4:01 AM Rating: Excellent
do u webcam?
#5 Oct 20 2007 at 4:05 AM Rating: Good
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LobsterJohnson wrote:
do u webcam?


I can see it now :

"Benja would like to enable web cam feature in this chat. Accept?"
#6 Oct 20 2007 at 4:06 AM Rating: Good
tarubstchef wrote:
LobsterJohnson wrote:
do u webcam?


I can see it now :

"Benja would like to enable the web sex feature in this chat. Accept?"
#7 Oct 20 2007 at 4:13 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
I don't go by the name heterosexualmazra on Skype...


You should , just so when I'm plastered I'll be tempted to hit on you.

EDIT: Oh. I think I get it now :p

Edited, Oct 20th 2007 6:14am by tarubstchef
#8 Oct 20 2007 at 4:14 AM Rating: Good
Good point, I don't go by TotallyStr8Josh
#9 Oct 20 2007 at 4:23 AM Rating: Excellent
I don't go by TotallyGayRobotGalka either.
#10 Oct 20 2007 at 4:26 AM Rating: Decent
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So, tell me again , why isn't your screen name totallystr8josh ?

Edited, Oct 20th 2007 6:27am by tarubstchef
#11 Oct 20 2007 at 4:30 AM Rating: Excellent
I'm totally straight, but I play a gay on TV.
#12 Oct 20 2007 at 4:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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If I didn't want to mush your face into a couch cushion so much, I'd pretend to be mad.
#13 Oct 20 2007 at 4:42 AM Rating: Good
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Paging Dr. Ikkian. Paging Dr. Ikkian.

Y'all should probably run before Nix picks up the scent of this thread.
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#14 Oct 20 2007 at 4:44 AM Rating: Decent
I downloaded skype, but I don't think I've ever been on it. Usually have better stuff to do, such as play WoW, work, clean the dirt from underneath my toenails, clean the litterbox, and whatnot.
#15 Oct 20 2007 at 4:44 AM Rating: Good
Lord Mazra wrote:
Paging Dr. Ikkian. Paging Dr. Ikkian.

Y'all should probably run before Nix picks up the scent of this thread.
Nix does not merely pick up "scent" he's always hunting, lurking in the dark jungles waiting for a moment to strike! AND BAM! YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A BLEEDING ****** AND AS YOU COUGH BLOOD BEGINS TO POOR OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! YOU'RE TOO DAZED TO FEEL ANYTHING AND SEE IN A BLUR A BALD FIGURE STANDING IN THE CORNER, he's smiling. SMILING
#16 Oct 20 2007 at 4:44 AM Rating: Excellent
Lord Mazra wrote:
Paging Dr. Ikkian. Paging Dr. Ikkian.

Y'all should probably run before Nix picks up the scent of this thread.
Don't worry, Nix hates me for some reason. He'll just come in, insult me, and leave.
#17 Oct 20 2007 at 4:45 AM Rating: Decent
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LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
Lord Mazra wrote:
Paging Dr. Ikkian. Paging Dr. Ikkian.

Y'all should probably run before Nix picks up the scent of this thread.
Nix does not merely pick up "scent" he's always hunting, lurking in the dark jungles waiting for a moment to strike! AND BAM! YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A BLEEDING ****** AND AS YOU COUGH BLOOD BEGINS TO POOR OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! YOU'RE TOO DAZED TO FEEL ANYTHING AND SEE IN A BLUR A BALD FIGURE STANDING IN THE CORNER, he's smiling. SMILING


If I wasn't drunk I'd probably find you quite insane. Honest.
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#18 Oct 20 2007 at 4:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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mazra wrote:
Paging Dr. Ikkian. Paging Dr. Ikkian.

Y'all should probably run before Nix picks up the scent of this thread.


You know , it is a subtle desire of mine to have Nixnot stumble in on one of my en garde! / touche ! ***** fencing matches, take a step back and go "Wow , this is GAY". But he is an tough nut to crack. One day ...


Edited, Oct 20th 2007 6:52am by tarubstchef
#19 Oct 20 2007 at 4:49 AM Rating: Decent
Lord Mazra wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
Lord Mazra wrote:
Paging Dr. Ikkian. Paging Dr. Ikkian.

Y'all should probably run before Nix picks up the scent of this thread.
Nix does not merely pick up "scent" he's always hunting, lurking in the dark jungles waiting for a moment to strike! AND BAM! YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A BLEEDING ****** AND AS YOU COUGH BLOOD BEGINS TO POOR OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! YOU'RE TOO DAZED TO FEEL ANYTHING AND SEE IN A BLUR A BALD FIGURE STANDING IN THE CORNER, he's smiling. SMILING


If I wasn't drunk I'd probably find you quite insane. Honest.
I'm perfectly sane, and healed properly. It's that damn Nix! It's almost like he comes at you from both sides. I can tell you this, the mushroom forest is nothing to fool around about. I had to walk for days! DAYS! There's wasn't a place to sit without feeling like I was in a Mr. Hand video and then WHAM, Nix has me out of the count dragging me through a corn field (NAKED) but what he did to me after that long trip can only be described by finding a watch in the toilet after 4 months of eating fiber and Exlax. I'll never be the same...
#20 Oct 20 2007 at 4:51 AM Rating: Good
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tarubstchef wrote:
cnut


*twitch*
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#21 Oct 20 2007 at 5:01 AM Rating: Good
Lord Mazra wrote:
tarubstchef wrote:
cnut


*twitch*
I didn't see the C and thought he was talking about busting Nix's nut.
#22 Oct 20 2007 at 5:04 AM Rating: Excellent
"C" Blindness effects thousands of people everyday.
#23 Oct 20 2007 at 5:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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I didn't see the C and thought he was talking about busting Nix's nut.


Shhh.. You fool , you will ruin my plan to make mazra look like a cnutjob.

also , could you be any less straight ?


Edited, Oct 20th 2007 7:07am by tarubstchef
#24 Oct 20 2007 at 5:19 AM Rating: Good
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tarubstchef wrote:
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I didn't see the C and thought he was talking about busting Nix's nut.


Shhh.. You fool , you will ruin my plan to make mazra look like a cnutjob.


Unpossible. In order to make me look like a *twitch* cnutjob your keyboard skill needs to be higher than mine.

You are not yet worthy.
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#25 Oct 20 2007 at 5:20 AM Rating: Excellent
Screenshot


Speaking of skype, John Wayne Gacy is my 3rd favorite Serial Killer.
#26 Oct 20 2007 at 5:21 AM Rating: Good
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