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#1 Oct 19 2007 at 11:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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#2 Oct 19 2007 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
Smiley: lol

I have actually imagined it before, but never really wanted to do that.
#3 Oct 19 2007 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
At least he wouldn't have far to go when he needed to go shopping for something Smiley: laugh I can bet that there are females all around thinking "Why didn't I think of that" or something like that.
#4 Oct 19 2007 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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At least he wouldn't have far to go when he needed to go shopping for something Smiley: laugh I can bet that there are females all around thinking "Why didn't I think of that" or something like that.


I had to stop and think, "Why would females be more interested in this...?" then it occured to me.

You're playing on the stereotype that women like to shop. I get it now, you insensitive man. Smiley: bah

I only thought it'd be fun to live in the mall because of the big windows and seeing all the people going past, looking in your house wondering what in the world they sell there.
#5 Oct 19 2007 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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I would actually do this just for the lulz.
#6 Oct 19 2007 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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What I can't believe is HOW he built an apartment, and furnished it, without being noticed.
#7 Oct 19 2007 at 11:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Daboder da Basher wrote:
What I can't believe is HOW he built an apartment, and furnished it, without being noticed.
Ditto. How does one miss something like that?
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#8 Oct 19 2007 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good
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Daboder da Basher wrote:
What I can't believe is HOW he built an apartment, and furnished it, without being noticed.
Ditto. How does one miss something like that?



In my town people have literally walked out of stores with a Kayak and a big-screen HDTV, because people just assume they bought it.
#9 Oct 19 2007 at 11:47 AM Rating: Decent
Daboder da Basher wrote:
What I can't believe is HOW he built an apartment, and furnished it, without being noticed.



15 guys, 3:00am, cars parked elsewhere.

I'm guessing most of the exterior walls were built out of materials commonly available in the dock or utility areas of the mall parking lot. Otherwise it would have been an eyesore easily noticeable by the security rent-a-cops.
#10 Oct 19 2007 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
Daboder da Basher wrote:
What I can't believe is HOW he built an apartment, and furnished it, without being noticed.



15 guys, 3:00am, cars parked elsewhere.

I'm guessing most of the exterior walls were built out of materials commonly available in the dock or utility areas of the mall parking lot. Otherwise it would have been an eyesore easily noticeable by the security rent-a-cops.


I also wouldn't be surprised if they had a buddy who worked security for the mall.

I didn't read the story, though, so if that's already covered... well, yeah.
#11 Oct 19 2007 at 11:52 AM Rating: Excellent
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
Daboder da Basher wrote:
What I can't believe is HOW he built an apartment, and furnished it, without being noticed.



15 guys, 3:00am, cars parked elsewhere.

I'm guessing most of the exterior walls were built out of materials commonly available in the dock or utility areas of the mall parking lot. Otherwise it would have been an eyesore easily noticeable by the security rent-a-cops.


It was eight guys and the walls were made of cinderblocks, which you would have known if you read the story.


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#12 Oct 19 2007 at 11:58 AM Rating: Decent
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Also, Tailmon still has a *****.


Wonder if I can get her to shove it in your mouth to shut you up. We can even film it and make a porno movie! We'll call it The Tortoise and the Pair - The Teabag Edition. Hell we might be able to make a whole franchise out of it.
#13 Oct 19 2007 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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Well, he wouldn't be the first person to bathe in a public restroom.
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#14 Oct 19 2007 at 12:05 PM Rating: Decent
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Also, Tailmon still has a *****.


Wonder if I can get her to shove it in your mouth to shut you up. We can even film it and make a porno movie! We'll call it The Tortoise and the Pair - The Teabag Edition. Hell we might be able to make a whole franchise out of it.


Or you could try to live down your reputation for not reading things by actually, you know, reading.

Just a thought.
#15 Oct 19 2007 at 12:06 PM Rating: Good
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Well, he wouldn't be the first person to bathe in a public restroom.


First hand experience?
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#16 Oct 19 2007 at 12:08 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Well, he wouldn't be the first person to bathe in a public restroom.


First hand experience?


I worked at West Edmonton Mall while I went to high school/university, so first hand is a yes.
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#17 Oct 19 2007 at 12:18 PM Rating: Decent
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I actually didn't even see the video of the room until just now. That was a NICE pad, lol.
#18 Oct 19 2007 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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PaladinStargazer wrote:
At least he wouldn't have far to go when he needed to go shopping for something Smiley: laugh I can bet that there are females all around thinking "Why didn't I think of that" or something like that.


I had to stop and think, "Why would females be more interested in this...?" then it occured to me.

You're playing on the stereotype that women like to shop. I get it now, you insensitive man. Smiley: bah

I only thought it'd be fun to live in the mall because of the big windows and seeing all the people going past, looking in your house wondering what in the world they sell there.
I once lived in an apartment that was split into two levels in a residential/commercial area. My apartment used to be a copy centre and still had the lighted sign out front, but the panel was backwards to let people know the business was no longer there. In the summer months I'd have no less than one woman a week come into my apartment looking to make copies. I'd tell them I could only make human copies, but only if they'd like to come into my bedroom.
#19 Oct 19 2007 at 12:24 PM Rating: Decent
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In the summer months I'd have no less than one woman a week come into my apartment looking to make copies. I'd tell them I could only make human copies, but only if they'd like to come into my bedroom.


What I wat to know is, did that ever work?
#20 Oct 19 2007 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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He built the dwelling "out of a compassion to understand the mall more and life as a shopper."
That's why we watch Mallrats and Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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#21 Oct 19 2007 at 1:59 PM Rating: Decent
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...4 years...


holy shit... how do they not notice that? you'd think they'd atleast notice the room that wasn't there before...

Edited, Oct 19th 2007 6:00pm by ThePsychoticOne
#22 Oct 19 2007 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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It's the Providence Place Mall.
It's parking garage is GIGANTIC.
The mall itself is 6 stories tall, with Gigantic Chain Stores taking up the first two floors, and the top floor has a Dave and Busters, a Movie Theater and an IMAX Theater.

Needless to say, to accommodate the amount of consumers going in and out of the mall they would need a gigantic parking garage.

Providence is also a fairly artsy city, given the fact that one of the worlds top Art Universities is located right in downtown Providence.
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#23 Oct 19 2007 at 3:23 PM Rating: Good
God I would totally do that ^^
#24 Oct 19 2007 at 6:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Cattattack wrote:
It's the Providence Place Mall.
It's parking garage is GIGANTIC.
The mall itself is 6 stories tall, with Gigantic Chain Stores taking up the first two floors, and the top floor has a Dave and Busters, a Movie Theater and an IMAX Theater.

Needless to say, to accommodate the amount of consumers going in and out of the mall they would need a gigantic parking garage.

Providence is also a fairly artsy city, given the fact that one of the worlds top Art Universities is located right in downtown Providence.



I just can't, with all the evidence imagine it.


The thing is, four years no one noticed it. So did some guy just go up one day and say "Hey, that wasn't there before was it?"

"Hmm, I guess it wasn't. I'll tell the rent-a-cops immediately.
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