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#52 Oct 18 2007 at 7:19 PM Rating: Good
Ari, you are a sweet girl, for certain, but it's not DBT that he needs.

It's Enzyte.
#53 Oct 18 2007 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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What is Enzyte?

Is that like a date-raep drug?
#54 Oct 18 2007 at 7:21 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Ari, you are a sweet girl, for certain, but it's not DBT that he needs.

It's Enzyte.
#55 Oct 18 2007 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
Bob's confidence is girthy and stays harder longer.

Edited, Oct 18th 2007 8:23pm by Barkingturtle
#56 Oct 18 2007 at 7:47 PM Rating: Good
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Gotcha. It's called Viagra in Oz.
#57 Oct 18 2007 at 7:51 PM Rating: Good
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Gotcha. It's called Viagra in Oz.


We have both, of course, because powerful erections are so very vital to our culture.

I wonder, though, if my erection were to grow any mor powerful if I would still be its master, or if it would rule me? Would I be capable of wielding it responsibly? Or would I wake up dehydrated and covered in the naked, used husks of the neighbors?

There's rally only one way to find out. Okay, so there's several ways, I guess, if you differentiate between Viagra and Enzyte and their ilk.
#58 Oct 18 2007 at 8:22 PM Rating: Good
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#59 Oct 18 2007 at 8:24 PM Rating: Excellent
Archfiend bodhisattva wrote:
The solution to your problem lies here



I'm pretty sure Galka is a white dude.


Oh no I din't.

Oh yes I did.
#60 Oct 18 2007 at 8:43 PM Rating: Good
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Archfiend bodhisattva wrote:
The solution to your problem lies here


Goddamn Bhodi! He said he was clinically Depressed! Depressed! You don't detail thoughts about the S word to people in that state! Or detail thoughts about the S-H word either!

Go take your rope and do something useful with it. But not bondage. Tying up a beautiful woman to have sex with her would likely just depress Galka even...

Oh dear.
#61 Oct 18 2007 at 8:47 PM Rating: Excellent
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Archfiend bodhisattva wrote:
The solution to your problem lies here


Goddamn Bhodi! He said he was clinically Depressed! Depressed! You don't detail thoughts about the S word to people in that state! Or detail thoughts about the S-H word either!

Go take your rope and do something useful with it. But not bondage. Tying up a beautiful woman to have sex with her would likely just depress Galka even...

Oh dear.


I can't figure out if it's BT who is a horrible influence on you, or that your interaction with him just makes him gentler. In either case, it's creepy. Creeeepy.
#62 Oct 18 2007 at 9:45 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Archfiend bodhisattva wrote:
The solution to your problem lies here



I'm pretty sure Galka is a white dude.


Oh no I din't.

Oh yes I did.


I'm going to hell for laughing at that. Well, and for the other things. Smiley: laugh
#63 Oct 19 2007 at 12:51 AM Rating: Excellent
I wasn't even asking for advice here. The issue feels too personal to me to share it with anonymous and co. I only posted here to rant in the first place and try and let go of some aspects of this. Asking for advice on here would be pretty pointless, as 1) I'm aware of my problems, if unable to do much about them right now and 2) you all have different opinions on everything, so it wouldn't be much use. Conflicting information is no good.
#64 Oct 19 2007 at 1:09 AM Rating: Decent
Women do suck (not that we like it). But there is always that one ***** that won't try to steal whatever you have in your bank accout.

I'm sure you'll find someone that won't f(_)ck with you one day...





But in the meantime, have fun playing with yourself.
#65 Oct 19 2007 at 1:13 AM Rating: Excellent
You should smoke more pot. It helps you care less about, well, everything.

Once you've chilled out a bit, look for a girl who's also got low self esteam (shouldn't be hard) and likes the Cure.

You'll probably marry this girl.

(and the two of you can go halves-ies on anti-depressants)
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#66 Oct 19 2007 at 5:10 AM Rating: Good
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Women are the cause of my problems. One day into the relationship,

"You have to stop smoking...NOW!"

Followed by,

"You cannot see Charlie anymore." (Charlie is my best woman friend)

Then, when I got hit by a car and had a cigarette,

"YOU SMOKED?! I TOLD YOU TO STOP!"

Oh and I forgot,

"You drink too much, cut back please."

Stopping me from doing my favourite things, *tear*

In no way are these real problems. I'm sure Galka's are much worse, and he is better looking than I am.

Edited, Oct 19th 2007 9:10am by Acetyl
#67 Oct 19 2007 at 5:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Poor G-man.

I am sure you are not that unattractive. Do things that you love for the next year or so without worrying about meeting girls and maybe, just maybe, you will find the love of your life doing the very same things. Love is funny like that.

Also, you might want to have a dcotor put you on some mild mood drugs so that you can deal with your anxiety issues without damaging your health (ulcers, chronic headaches, etc).
#68 Oct 19 2007 at 6:06 AM Rating: Excellent
MrsGemini, Mercenary Major wrote:
Poor G-man.

I am sure you are not that unattractive. Do things that you love for the next year or so without worrying about meeting girls and maybe, just maybe, you will find the love of your life doing the very same things. Love is funny like that.

Also, you might want to have a dcotor put you on some mild mood drugs so that you can deal with your anxiety issues without damaging your health (ulcers, chronic headaches, etc).


Best advice I've ever heard. I'll speak to my doctor when I go down to give in my urine sample.
#69 Oct 19 2007 at 6:18 AM Rating: Excellent
Galkaman as your friend and British counterpart I mean this with all sincerity when I say it...


Kick her in the cunt.

Kick her so hard you get your shoe stuck.


Then run away.
#70 Oct 19 2007 at 6:24 AM Rating: Excellent
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Galkaman as your friend and British counterpart I mean this with all sincerity when I say it...


Kick her in the cunt.

Kick her so hard you get your shoe stuck.


Then run away.


Thanks, RJ. When it comes to being a gentleman you sure know how to get it done, don't you?

And anyway, I still love her (not in love love, just love). We'll stay friends.

Edit for clarity.

Edited, Oct 19th 2007 10:24am by Galkaman
#71 Oct 19 2007 at 6:26 AM Rating: Good
Pfffft being a gentleman only needs to happen during the courting process, and when a relationship is formed.

other than that, it's all fair game.
#72 Oct 19 2007 at 6:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Galkaman wrote:
MrsGemini, Mercenary Major wrote:
Poor G-man.

I am sure you are not that unattractive. Do things that you love for the next year or so without worrying about meeting girls and maybe, just maybe, you will find the love of your life doing the very same things. Love is funny like that.

Also, you might want to have a dcotor put you on some mild mood drugs so that you can deal with your anxiety issues without damaging your health (ulcers, chronic headaches, etc).


Best advice I've ever heard. I'll speak to my doctor when I go down to give in my urine sample.

Oooo yeah. different mood drugs seem to affect different people in different ways. One that is good for one person, with little side-effects, might not do well for the next person, and stuff them up with side effects. So you might not hit a really good drug for you personally on the first try. Start really low dose, and don't let any Doctor bully you into taking doses that make you ill with the side effects.

If you want low doses, drugs often come in a liquid form, with a handy-dandy miniture measuring syringe (for squirting into your mouth, not injecting!). You can get a really precise little dose that way, and be able to experiment at home with the dosage that works for you. It's way better than trying to chop a pill in half, if a full pill is too much for you.

It's better to be on a manageable low dose than to get sick on a high dose and give it up entirely. If it gives you nausea, take it with food, and/or with a ginger (motion sickness) tablet. Ginger tablets work really well. One way to cut down side effects seems to be to start ridiculously low, and work your way up a bit, to a "normal" low dose. It's how you have to come off them too, without making yourself ill. cut the dosage back and back and back, until it's finally nothing.

Edited, Oct 19th 2007 10:29am by Aripyanfar
#73 Oct 19 2007 at 6:35 AM Rating: Good
Don't go on drugs Gman, because even though you think you are happy when you are on them, the problems will still be there if/when you come off them. I've never found anti-depressants to be a cure but more of just a cover up of the problems that makes everyone think you are ok when really you aren't.
#74 Oct 19 2007 at 6:36 AM Rating: Good
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remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Don't go on drugs Gman, because even though you think you are happy when you are on them, the problems will still be there if/when you come off them. I've never found anti-depressants to be a cure but more of just a cover up of the problems that makes everyone think you are ok when really you aren't.


Well, I think you use the AD drugs in order to work on your problems, rather than as a substitute for working on your problems.

Dunno, I've never been depressed, but that's what makes sense to me.
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#76 Oct 19 2007 at 6:51 AM Rating: Good
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Bt used to have black friends, then his dad sold them all.

Seriously though, the forum rule 126 states "Thou shalt not be more emo than Bodhi". Suck it up or end it, you whiny c'unt.
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