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#27 Oct 17 2007 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good
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blues and jazz particularly yeah, with bluegrass following close behind.


Yea, I actually had jazz in there first and deleted it out, but they kind of go hand in hand. I used to be a huge fan myself, but haven't really paid much attention to any of it in the last 5-6 years.
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#28 Oct 17 2007 at 9:14 AM Rating: Default
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Inanimate objects eh?
http://www.worldblues.com/bbking/prairie/images/gibson.jpg
Of course it's only @#%^able if it was in B.Bs hands at one point.


You're a huge Blues fan aren't you? This is the 3rd or 4th time I've seen you mention those types of musicians.


blues and jazz particularly yeah, with bluegrass following close behind.
What're your thoughts on Ska?




I was going to post a link to a Fender too. Thanks Tuesday. Smiley: mad
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#29 Oct 17 2007 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good
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Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
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blues
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Tuesday wrote:
jazz
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Tuesday wrote:
bluegrass
Just... ew. Smiley: oyvey

Unless there's a banjo and I'm drinking that is. There's a possibility of some knee-slappin good times to be had if that's the case.

Otherwise, refer to the "Ew."


eh, im not a huge fan of a lot of most bluegrass, but there are some really amazingly talented groups in that genre nowadays.

Nicklecreek comes to mind. And some oldtimers are just amazing musicians.
(p.s. i hate 90 percent of all banjo and slide guitar players, they give me headaches)
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#30 Oct 17 2007 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good
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Kakusaijin wrote:
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Inanimate objects eh?
http://www.worldblues.com/bbking/prairie/images/gibson.jpg
Of course it's only @#%^able if it was in B.Bs hands at one point.


You're a huge Blues fan aren't you? This is the 3rd or 4th time I've seen you mention those types of musicians.


blues and jazz particularly yeah, with bluegrass following close behind.
What're your thoughts on Ska?




I was going to post a link to a Fender too. Thanks Tuesday. Smiley: mad


imo, reggae > ska.

And though hes not pure reggae in any shape or form, Jack Johnson can have my babies.
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#31 Oct 17 2007 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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Blacktuesday wrote:
(p.s. i hate 90 percent of all banjo and slide guitar players, they give me headaches)


They're only fun if you're heavily intoxicated and just looking to act a fool with your buds. Otherwise, agreed, it's annoying as hell.

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#32 Oct 17 2007 at 9:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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I would have sex with this inanimate object.
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#33 Oct 17 2007 at 9:22 AM Rating: Decent
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imo, reggae > ska.

And though hes not pure reggae in any shape or form, Jack Johnson can have my babies.
Ska has changed a lot over the years too. That's what I found I liked most about it.

Weird.
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#34 Oct 17 2007 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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What are some non-living things you guys show affection for ?


Do zombies count? Because I would totally do Zombie Alan Rickman.
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Canteloupe heated for 45 seconds in the microwave.
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#36 Oct 17 2007 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Canteloupe heated for 45 seconds in the microwave.
What the hell is that in your avatard?
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#37 Oct 17 2007 at 9:32 AM Rating: Decent
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I drink this stuff straight out of the bottle , and sometimes mix with strong vodka with it as well.


An advertising company?
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#38 Oct 17 2007 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
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simply do this pair of shoes.


As would I.

Edited, Oct 17th 2007 12:15pm by Soracloud


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#39 Oct 17 2007 at 9:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Would sex, or have sexed?

Bottles, Hotdogs (frozen), shower massagers, icecicles


...now as for things I would sex, I dont know but I may steal ideas from this thread.
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#40 Oct 17 2007 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
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Well, okay , the hope diamond is crazy to start with , but that $7500 handbag made me want to kill myself.


Why does no one understand that absolutely perfectness of a Birkin bag? I would do ANYTHING for an authentic black Birkin bag.
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#41 Oct 17 2007 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I would do ANYTHING for an authentic black Birkin bag.


Anyone else think that Ebay just got clogged with a lot of OoT posters?
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#42 Oct 17 2007 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
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I would do ANYTHING for an authentic black Birkin bag.


Anyone else think that Ebay just got clogged with a lot of OoT posters?


Smiley: laugh

Bid away.
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#43 Oct 17 2007 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I would do ANYTHING for an authentic black Birkin bag.


Anyone else think that Ebay just got clogged with a lot of OoT posters?


Smiley: laugh

Bid away.


As much as I love Thumb...

Yeah, not gonna go that far for some freaky freaky time with her.
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Kakusaijin wrote:
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Canteloupe heated for 45 seconds in the microwave.
What the hell is that in your avatard?



Secret.
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FlixEffect, Assassin Reject wrote:
Kakusaijin wrote:
FlixEffect, Assassin Reject wrote:
Canteloupe heated for 45 seconds in the microwave.
What the hell is that in your avatard?



Secret.


The last girl you asked out held up a sign telling you to **** off? That's new, not had that one yet.
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#46 Oct 17 2007 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
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I would sex this, this,
and this. In that order.
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#47 Oct 17 2007 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
I would sex this, this,
and this. In that order.


And all of that would result in this.
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#48 Oct 17 2007 at 2:34 PM Rating: Default
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I tried it with a watermelon once. Wasn't as good as I hoped it'd be.

My ***** smelled very nice afterwards though. I recommend it to preempt a *******.
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#49 Oct 18 2007 at 12:18 AM Rating: Good
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Kachi wrote:
My ***** smelled very nice afterwards though. I recommend it to preempt a *******.


Interesting idea. Too bad my girlfriend is allergic to watermelon. Smiley: frown
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#50 Oct 18 2007 at 12:34 AM Rating: Decent
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:c maybe there is some other tasty produce she would enjoy on your *****?
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#51 Oct 18 2007 at 1:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Daboder da Basher wrote:
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I would sex this, this,
and this. In that order.


And all of that would result in this.


More like this, this, and oh yeah, this.

Heh.

Edited, Oct 18th 2007 2:19am by Rimesume
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