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#27 Oct 16 2007 at 3:56 AM Rating: Good
Has his eye come into contact with his toe in the past couple of weeks that you know of?
#28 Oct 16 2007 at 3:56 AM Rating: Good
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ITT: Ask Lubriderm about misc. health concerns.

Lubriderm, I have a substantial pain that I've been enduring over the last few months, along my sciatic nerve in my left leg, that at times, shoots up to the middle of my back. Occasionally it gets so bad that I can barely walk.

Internet Doctor Diagnosis gogogo?
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#29 Oct 16 2007 at 3:58 AM Rating: Good
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Has his eye come into contact with his toe in the past couple of weeks that you know of?
Are you sure you are a doctor, doc? I said the problem is with his spinal column, which everyone knows, the only way to reach is to open up the big toe and go through there.
#30 Oct 16 2007 at 3:59 AM Rating: Good
I'll give you my stock answer: Go see a doctor.

(Where in your leg does it originate?)
#31 Oct 16 2007 at 4:00 AM Rating: Good
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Are you sure you are a doctor, doc? I said the problem is with his spinal column, which everyone knows, the only way to reach is to open up the big toe and go through there.


Perhaps he had gotten an infection through his eye somehow.
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#32 Oct 16 2007 at 4:01 AM Rating: Good
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Has his eye come into contact with his toe in the past couple of weeks that you know of?
Are you sure you are a doctor, doc? I said the problem is with his spinal column, which everyone knows, the only way to reach is to open up the big toe and go through there.
Good God, man, it's 2007. Haven't you ever heard of the muhrraaa procedure?
#33 Oct 16 2007 at 4:01 AM Rating: Default
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Whats wrong with his toe? If an infection gets into the bloodstream, all sorts of symptoms could occur. Or death, if not treated.
DOC STFU.

The problem is obviously manifesting itself in his eye, where it could be originating in his spinal coloumn.




THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE HELLBOYS LIFE IS TO GET INSIDE THAT BIG TOE.


That's one weird fetish
#34 Oct 16 2007 at 4:02 AM Rating: Good
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Are you sure you are a doctor, doc? I said the problem is with his spinal column, which everyone knows, the only way to reach is to open up the big toe and go through there.


Perhaps he had gotten an infection through his eye somehow.
Perhaps his belly button is the source of all this misery.


Hellboy repeatedly poke yourself in the belly button with a sharp object and tell me how your eye feels afterwards.
#35 Oct 16 2007 at 4:02 AM Rating: Good
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I'll give you my stock answer: Go see a doctor.

(Where in your leg does it originate?)


I did when I still had insurance (I had insurance, but was paying full price for medical treatment, and still paying for my insurance.. I figured I'd be better off w/o it)

He suggested I use a weight belt, which I did for a few weeks. All it did was increase the pain by leaps and bounds.

The pain starts on backside of my leg, just below my ***. At least that's where the majority of the pain is. Some days it stretches all the way down to my ankles. -_-
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#36 Oct 16 2007 at 4:03 AM Rating: Good
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Has his eye come into contact with his toe in the past couple of weeks that you know of?
Are you sure you are a doctor, doc? I said the problem is with his spinal column, which everyone knows, the only way to reach is to open up the big toe and go through there.
Good God, man, it's 2007. Haven't you ever heard of the muhrraaa procedure?
I don't trust all this new age doctor stuff that you young whippersnapper "doctors" spout out.

I WORKED IT OUT.


The problem lies within his kneecap, obviously, why didn't I think of it before? Smiley: disappointed
#37 Oct 16 2007 at 4:06 AM Rating: Good
It sounds like something as simple as a pinched nerve. Try naproxen sodium (aleive). It's the best over the counter anti inflamitory there is.

Edit: this is in reply to cattttaatttttack

Edited, Oct 16th 2007 8:06am by Lubriderm
#38 Oct 16 2007 at 4:13 AM Rating: Good
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Edit: this is in reply to cattttaatttttack

lulz, ur doin' it rite.

Anyways, yeah, I'll try that out and see what that does.
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#39 Oct 16 2007 at 4:15 AM Rating: Good
You should try standing on one leg and dancing in a circle Catt.
#40 Oct 16 2007 at 4:17 AM Rating: Good
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You should try standing on one leg and dancing in a circle Catt.


I actually did do that once or twice RJ... I do believe that at least once, I ended up on the floor in excruciating pain.
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#41 Oct 16 2007 at 4:18 AM Rating: Good
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Edit: this is in reply to cattttaatttttack

lulz, ur doin' it rite.

Anyways, yeah, I'll try that out and see what that does.
If that doesn't work, leave all of your ID at home, and go to the hospital and pretend the pain is worse than it is. Give a false name and just beg to see a doctor. Writhe in agony.
#42 Oct 16 2007 at 4:18 AM Rating: Good
Well at least in that case we know it is nothing to do with your hands.

I say that you might be experiencing Renal Failure, We have to get you prepped for surgery immediately.
#43 Oct 16 2007 at 4:21 AM Rating: Decent
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I'll give you my stock answer: Go see a doctor.

(Where in your leg does it originate?)


I did when I still had insurance (I had insurance, but was paying full price for medical treatment, and still paying for my insurance.. I figured I'd be better off w/o it)

He suggested I use a weight belt, which I did for a few weeks. All it did was increase the pain by leaps and bounds.

The pain starts on backside of my leg, just below my ***. At least that's where the majority of the pain is. Some days it stretches all the way down to my ankles. -_-


Good ******* God, vote in a full government covered medical system already!!!!!!!!!

Private medical doesn't have to go, the two systems can run in parallel.
#44 Oct 16 2007 at 4:21 AM Rating: Good
Yea the NHS is the reason I haven't died yet.
#45 Oct 16 2007 at 4:23 AM Rating: Good
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Cattattack wrote:
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I'll give you my stock answer: Go see a doctor.

(Where in your leg does it originate?)


I did when I still had insurance (I had insurance, but was paying full price for medical treatment, and still paying for my insurance.. I figured I'd be better off w/o it)

He suggested I use a weight belt, which I did for a few weeks. All it did was increase the pain by leaps and bounds.

The pain starts on backside of my leg, just below my ***. At least that's where the majority of the pain is. Some days it stretches all the way down to my ankles. -_-


Good ******* God, vote in a full government covered medical system already!!!!!!!!!

Private medical doesn't have to go, the two systems can run in parallel.
And as a bonus, I'd walk around work pretending I was spying on the government.
#46 Oct 16 2007 at 4:27 AM Rating: Good
Oh, and before it comes up: NO, I do not send people from the internet 'scrips through the mail.
#47 Oct 16 2007 at 4:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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#48 Oct 16 2007 at 4:42 AM Rating: Good
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Good ******* God, vote in a full government covered medical system already!!!!!!!!!

Private medical doesn't have to go, the two systems can run in parallel.


Additionally, the state that I live in, the ever so lovely Assachusetts, docks people in their taxes for not having Health Insurance. Beautiful, isn't it.
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#49 Oct 16 2007 at 4:46 AM Rating: Good
Cattattack wrote:
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Good ******* God, vote in a full government covered medical system already!!!!!!!!!

Private medical doesn't have to go, the two systems can run in parallel.


Additionally, the state that I live in, the ever so lovely Assachusetts, docks people in their taxes for not having Health Insurance. Beautiful, isn't it.
OOOOO, you live somewhat close to me. Wanna *****?
#50 Oct 16 2007 at 4:54 AM Rating: Good
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Pikko, on skype wrote:
You know, I always thought you were a girl....
.... you kinda sound like Sylar.
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#51 Oct 16 2007 at 5:33 AM Rating: Excellent
LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
Life is about eating candy, and spreading the pain I feel on others, and right now, I'm going to go enjoy spreading some love.
This was a post by Nlod, or I'm going schizo and my other side is emo.
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