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#1 Oct 04 2004 at 2:18 PM Rating: Default
Whats your favorite funny song, or just silly song. Post lyrics here, mines pet names for genitalia by Tom Green? Anyways, here are the lyrics:


Mutton dagger,
Old blind Bob,
Hanging Johnny,
Fishing rod,
Tally wacker,
Pocket rocket,
One eyed trouser trout,
Ding dong,
Ankle spanker,
Pork sword,
Engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog,
Davy Cockett,
LET THEM ALL HANG OUT!

CHORUS-
Pet names for genitalia,
You know the girls think of 'em,
And you gotta love 'em!
Pet names for genitalia,
Theres always something silly
Of that little Willy!

Wang,
Wahzoo,
Weenie wacker,
******,
Pee Pee,
Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick,
Love whistle,
Tube steak,
Uncle ****,
THIS IS GETTING REALLY SICK!
I'm not through,
There's ONE more,
PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

Repeat Chorus 2x "



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#2 Oct 04 2004 at 3:24 PM Rating: Decent
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#3 Oct 04 2004 at 5:01 PM Rating: Decent
Ghanha wrote:

Whats your favorite funny song, or just silly song. Post lyrics here, mines pet names for genitalia by Tom Green? Anyways, here are the lyrics:


Isn't that song a Weird Al Yankovic production?
#4 Oct 04 2004 at 5:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Funniest song ever has to be the Mario Rap song by Benefit funny funny funny song. I'll post the lyrics in about an hour because I'm using the family comp and not the comp I have the song on. It's well worth a look up on Shareaza Smiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lol

Honorable Mention: "Jerry Springer" song by Weird Al. Funny because it's true Smiley: lol

Edited to add lyrics from EvilLyrics

Saw my cuz, then he gave us a test,
What the Mario test?
Mario? Mario's a ******* psycho!

It's 1986, I'm in the first grade,
I'm working really hard to get Mario laid.
I got to save the princess so he can get the *****,
Believe me, Mario will get that *** so **** Luigi.
Mario really wants to get her in bed,
So bad that he's up busting bricks with his head.
He just wants sex,
So forget the wedding bells.
Jumping on lil mushroom men and turtle shells.
Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways,
Making his move to the end,
Where the final castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher,
Eat a white flower, spit balls of fire.
All this creatures at a tackle, cut Mario a slack.
Oh ****, hold on, I'll be right back.

*Plays the Game*

I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer,
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber.
That's why I'm gonna work real hard for my man,
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand.
Mario doesn't wanna get hit or he'll shrink,
The princess wont **** a little ****... I think.
So stay firm and attend to you own,
And eventually the princess will attend to you're bone.

Chorus X2
Save the princess quick,
Because she want s a ****.
And if you let her free,
You will get the *****!

Bowser's trying right now to get head from the princess,
But if it's up to me it'll stop this instance.
Cloud people throwing spiked animals,
Green plants with teeth that attack like hannibals.
I hearn no body's yet run into the princess's oven,
And Mario always says, €œBake it, I love it!€
I hate the Koopa Troppers so I'm gonna run up,
And jump on the back of their cells til they get run up.
I'm gonna keep playing and I'm never gonna quit,
Because some kid at school told me you can see the princess's tits.
I'm gonna beat it before any of my friends do,
So I can say I put ***** on Mario's Menu.
At the end of each level, I jump up and get the flag,
And say to myself, €œAnother castle's in the bag.€
I hope Bowser's ready cuz he's in for a ride,
And Mario's serious when it comes to homocide.
The princess is a freak even though she's got class,
And Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ***.
I hate the cannons, they shoot at you constantly,
And I hate platforms that fall out from the moonbeam.
It's all worth while just to see Mario smile,
Standing next to the princess, butt naked profile.
So that's why it's my desire to get Mario laid,
Super Mario Brother's, best game ever made.

Chorus X2
Save the princess quick,
Because she wants a ****.
And if you let her free,
You will get the *****.



Edited, Mon Oct 4 19:42:22 2004 by Kirellon
#5 Oct 04 2004 at 5:26 PM Rating: Good
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Anything by Wesley Willis.



#6 Oct 04 2004 at 6:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Any TMBG song.
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#7 Oct 04 2004 at 7:56 PM Rating: Decent
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This is one of my favorites. If I remember correctly, I have Totem to thank for introducing me to this gem.

edit: Yay, I murdered the thread!

Edited, Tue Oct 5 18:56:04 2004 by Yanari
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