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#1 Sep 30 2004 at 3:00 PM Rating: Default
He looks orange. He said he got the tan while playing touch football with some college kids. They said he had the tan when he got there. Why the hell would you lie about when you got a spray-on, orange, fake-*** tan? Playing Football... How Kennedyesque...


#2 Sep 30 2004 at 3:01 PM Rating: Decent
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#3 Sep 30 2004 at 3:40 PM Rating: Default
Thanks, but we've got plenty of dumb Drudge Report crossposts.
#5 Sep 30 2004 at 5:07 PM Rating: Default
Sorry there jumpy. I haven't been to the drudge site in six months.

Edited, Thu Sep 30 18:09:01 2004 by KwaiChang
#6 Sep 30 2004 at 7:02 PM Rating: Default
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Better than getting a tan from the desert that you have to fight a war in because your leader has a hard-on for a guy that his dad couldn't get. I bet all the soldiers wish they were getting a fake tan. But at least a 1000 of them wont have to worry anymore, hard to get tan when you are 6 feet under.

Edited for spelling ***** totally not getting the point. Who cares about tans when there are bigger issues.

Edited, Thu Sep 30 20:35:19 2004 by hobbitgod
#7 Sep 30 2004 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
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Better than getting a tan from the desert that you have to fight a war in cause your leader has a hard-on for a guy taht his dad couldnt get.
There are too many things wrong with that sentence to mention. The grammar sucks too.

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#8 Oct 01 2004 at 1:05 AM Rating: Decent
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Better than getting a tan from the desert that you have to fight a war in because your leader has a hard-on for a guy that his dad couldn't get. I bet all the soldiers wish they were getting a fake tan. But at least a 1000 of them wont have to worry anymore, hard to get tan when you are 6 feet under.



Cry me a river you ******* baby!!! If American soldiers die in an American war, then thats there problem, not yours. If you sign up for the millitary, you'd best excpect to serve the millitary no matter what. It is a soldiers duty to serve, go and cry about something else that is actually wrong- i.e. Your P.C. ways, ******* fascists.
#9 Oct 01 2004 at 2:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Your P.C. ways, @#%^ing fascists.


HAHA I'm prolly one of the least PC people you will ever meet. I'm pro baby killing, pro-guns, and i think anyone who drives a domestic car is a friggin hillbilly.

Oh, and fascism. Let me tell you you my fav. fascist quote.....

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"... prolly the best president ever. JFK.


(And fascism means the country before the individual person. So if i were fascist I'd not complain about a few deaths) come back when you've finished 8th grade Civics class thanks, thanks now go kiss your sister.
#10 Oct 01 2004 at 3:22 AM Rating: Decent
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Could be worse, he could have a fake Presidency run by the VP.
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#11 Oct 01 2004 at 5:44 AM Rating: Default
He also got a nice little Manicure right before the debate. He is a Patrician.
#12 Oct 01 2004 at 9:25 AM Rating: Decent
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He didn't look orange at all last night. A little weathered, yeah, kinda like a saddlebag.
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