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#1 Sep 19 2004 at 9:49 AM Rating: Default
When they spot a hurricane out in the South Atlantic perhaps a Tactical Nuclear weapon, detonated in the eye of the hurricane or near it's wall would stop it. Of course there is the spreading of all that fallout. Then maybe a HUGE conventional detonation would do it. You of course would need a Proximity fuse on the weapon since it would have to detonate at a certain elevatio
#2 Sep 19 2004 at 10:09 AM Rating: Decent
No, we just need to call Superman and tell him to fly around it the opposite way that it is spinning.
#3 Sep 19 2004 at 11:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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detonating a weapon involving radioactive materials inside a high level atmospheric dispersal system such as a hurricane is what would be considered a VERY BAD THING. For starters, we don't know what it would do. Hurricanes are formed because of pressure and temperature differences within the atmosphere and ocean. Inducing a massive overpressure wave and high temperature change, even if it did destabilize one storm, could very well lead to conditions for an even larger storm to form immidiatly afterwards. Even a conventional explosive, assuming we could find one big enough, would be probably more of a risk than anything else.
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#4 Sep 19 2004 at 12:35 PM Rating: Decent
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detonating a weapon involving radioactive materials inside a high level atmospheric dispersal system such as a hurricane is what would be considered a VERY BAD THING. For starters, we don't know what it would do.


The USSR tested it with a 50M device, the largest test ever. There was a higher layer of thick air which reflected the shockwave which ended up leveling houses 200 miles away from the test site.

But, yes. Bad idea.
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They dropped it into a hurricane? Do you remember the n.c. code name for the test by any chance?
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They dropped it into a hurricane?


Oop, nope. I just saw high atmosphere and didn't really read your post.

http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Russia/TsarBomba.html
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Huh, very interesting. And that was with one whole fission stage removed. I'd hate to see that thing at full capacity.

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And that was with one whole fission stage removed. I'd hate to see that thing at full capacity.


Yeah they were going to manufacture some 100mb production models but someone must have at some point realized they'd be uesless.
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We could just nuke southern florida instead, then nobody would live there and we wouldn't have to hear them ***** about hurricanes every year.


#10 Sep 19 2004 at 9:03 PM Rating: Decent
Give a new meaning to the name, 'baby boomers'.

Sorry, but I just love to be corny.
#11 Sep 19 2004 at 9:46 PM Rating: Decent
Y would we have nukes. I mean they are WMD's and since we are so staunch on the idea of noone having them then wouldn't it be hippocritcal to have them ourselves.
#12 Sep 20 2004 at 4:38 PM Rating: Decent
Yeah, isn't this the answer to all life's problems?!?!



Cure for AIDS....Nuke it.
Stubbed my toe...Nuke it.
Can't open the pickle jar....Nuke it.


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#13 Sep 20 2004 at 4:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Can't open the pickle jar


i thought you'd finished with your "opening the jar" problem

your'e damn right i'm making up my own doubleentendres
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your'e damn right i'm making up my own doubleentendres


Practice makes perfect, I suppose.
#15 Sep 20 2004 at 4:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ask yourself this. would you rather the U.S. with all the nukes... or France with all the nukes.

"Oh no! eet is le killlar Aasteroid! wee must surrender to it monsiur!! oie! oh no! I crappeded my Baguette!"
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#16 Sep 21 2004 at 1:54 PM Rating: Default
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Sounds like theyre tying to invent a new type of natural disaster.
#17 Sep 21 2004 at 2:06 PM Rating: Decent
Can't have a man made Natural Disaster...it wouldn't be so "natural" if it was manafactured.
#18 Sep 21 2004 at 2:14 PM Rating: Default
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Man is made of nature. What I'm saying is that mother would get sick of the rape and bring out her own guns in response to our molestation of her precious womb. She might make an volcanearthquaricanadostorm or something. Where an earthquake that creates a volcano would spew enough magma high enough to create hurricanes that spit tornadoes and cause hot rain.

Edit: sounds like this could turn into a Bible one, if you want to talk about the seven seals in the book of revalation.

Edited, Tue Sep 21 15:18:14 2004 by laviont
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